Harry Potter Meets Lord of the Rings
Disclaimer: I don't own anything of LotR except an action figure of Sam and of Frodo that I "kidnapped." I wish I owned them for real, but I don't. I also don't own anything From Harry Potter.
A/N: sorry it took so long to post this, but with everything that's been going on I couldn't, even if I had written it yet, plus, I had a really bad case of writers block (curse those awful words!) Anyway, this will be in a different format or whatever you call it, since it got too confusing for me to write it in paragraph form. And yes metsalana, I really do think Sam is cute. Also, I just realized something. How did Dumbledore telethorthingermajiged Frodo if he doesn't know who he is? I'll have to figure that out.
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Ron: So, what do we do now?
Dumbledore: I suggest we give our guests a tour of the castle and then go eat our supper.
I'm sure they're starved after all that's happened.
All: sounds good
So they started showing them around the castle. They were most impressed with how big everything was. When they walked past a picture of a woman from the 1800's, she said hello to them in a very polite fashion, and Legolas and Sam were so startled that it took them a few moments to get on with the tour.
They were finished and were walking down a hallway to the dining room when suddenly Peeves jumped out of nowhere and scared everybody. Meg, who was holding the telethorthingermajiger, accidentally pressed the button and out appeared Frodo!
Sam: Mr. Frodo!
Frodo: Where am I?
Meg: *squeezing him* HI FRODO! I like you even though I think Sam would have made a MUCH better ringbearer.
Dumbledore: Meg! Stop pestering the guests!
Meg: Awwwww, you're no fun!
Peeves: What are these strange creatures? They look like goblins!
Sam and Frodo: *scared out of their wits of the scary floating creature* W ww we a are aren't g g goblins! Wa wa we are hobbits!
Peeves: More like shrimpits! HA HA HA!!! And what's with "mister gorgeous" over here? Why does he have pointed ears like a cat? *Peeves then pulls Legolas' ears, floats off as Legolas shrieks in pain, and then starts throwing his chewed gum collection that he had in his pocket at them*
Dumbledore: PEEVES! Stop insulting and hurting the guests or I'll make the Bloody Baron come to get you! Do you understand me?
Peeves: *not really caring* Oh boo hoo! Are the little goblins and human cat insulted? I don't care! *he then floats off anyway*
Harry: Sorry about him. Don't take it personally, he's mean to everyone.
Hermione: and answering your first question, Frodo isn't it, your at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Meg Telesomethinged you here.
Frodo: *not really understanding* Who's Meg?
Sam: The hyper lady who squeezed you.
Frodo: ah.
Meg: It would take to long to explain again. Lets just leave it at I brought you here and I don't know how to get you back.
Frodo: WHAT! You don't know how to get me back? But.I have to.do some important things back home.
Meg: Ooooh! Yeah, you have to go destroy the One ring at Mount Doom or your whole world will be covered in darkness and stuff like that right? Oh! Do you have the ring with you?
Frodo: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE RING!
Meg: I read you book. I forgot to mention, this is the future. Your dead or something we have a book of everything you did.
Frodo: You mean the Red Book that Bilbo's writing?
Meg: Mmmmmhhhhmmm.
Dumbledore: I hate to break up this lovely conversation, but we really need to start moving again or we'll be late to supper.
At this the hobbits gasped at the prospect of being late to a meal and they moved on.
So they all walked to the dining room together. Dumbledore made Meg put the Telethorthingermajiger in her bag so it would be safer and so she wouldn't press the button again.
When they walked in to the dining room, everybody was already in there and wondering where Dumbledore was. Every head turned to look at the newcomers and whispered amongst them about who they thought they were.
Dumbledore took his place at the head of the table and Harry, Ron, Hermione and Meg took the new guests to the Gryffindor table. Harry and Ron introduced them to their friends and family. When Legolas said hello to Ginny, she blushed and looked away rapidly.
Ron: Oh no, my sister has a crush on you Legolas!
Harry: Who doesn't?
They all looked at the girls from all the tables, all of which were staring and giggling to each other about Legolas and even the hobbits. Legolas pretended not to notice even though he was greatly embarrassed that he was getting so much attention from so many women. Frodo, who had missed the tour, looked in wonder at the ceiling.
Frodo: Why isn't there a ceiling?
Percy: Oh, there is one, it's just bewitched to look like the sky outside. By the way, I don't mean to be rude.
Ron: Suuuuureeee you don't.
Percy: *gives Ron a glaring look* Anyway, what exactly are you? All of you don't look like anything I've ever seen before.
Legolas: Well, I'm an elf, and yes, I know I don't look like one. We've been through this before. And my short associates are hobbits.
Percy: Fascinating.
But Percy couldn't say any more because Dumbledore had just stood up and was trying to get everyone's attention.
Dumbledore: I'm sure that you all know by now, but we have a few new guests in the castle. Their names are Legolas, Sam, and Frodo. They come from a distant land, and I'm counting on you to make them feel at home.
It was then that Harry noticed that Pansy was looking at Legolas as though she had a crush on him. He also realized that Malfoy had noticed also, and that he was looking at Legolas with a look of hatred. He would have to do something to keep the two away from each other.
When the meal was over, they started walking to the Gryffindor dormitory when they were stopped by Malfoy and his gang of Crabbe, Goyle, and a bunch of other boys who didn't like that their girlfriends liked Legolas.
Malfoy: *not seeming to care that Legolas is almost twice as tall as he is* Well, if it isn't Mr. Gorgeous and his two midget pets. Listen you, if you go anywhere near my girlfriend, you'll be in a world of trouble, do you understand?
Ron was about to step in and beat Malfoy to a pulp when Legolas stopped him.
Legolas: We don't want any trouble. I have no interest in your girlfriend. She is but a child, and I'm thousands of years old.
Malfoy: Are you insulting my Pansy!? Now it's personal!
Malfoy was just about to punch Legolas when Meg intervened. She punched Malfoy right on the nose and yelled, "Don't attack my Legolas!"
But she made a nasty mistake. All the boys crowded around them. The boys looking for a fight surrounded the heroes. In order for Meg to fight better, she dropped her bag on the ground. But before the bag hit the ground, she realized that she had accidentally pushed the bag hard enough in her anger that she pressed the button. She slapped her forehead in frustration at herself when in a bright flash of light out appeared.
To Be Continued!
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Ooooh, cliffhanger! I'm sorry, you'll just have to wait to see who it is that appeared (although you can probably guess pretty easily). And once again, I'm sorry it took so long to get this posted. I've been busy, mostly with band. (If you don't think marching band takes up a lot of time, you are WRONG!) Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this chapter.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything of LotR except an action figure of Sam and of Frodo that I "kidnapped." I wish I owned them for real, but I don't. I also don't own anything From Harry Potter.
A/N: sorry it took so long to post this, but with everything that's been going on I couldn't, even if I had written it yet, plus, I had a really bad case of writers block (curse those awful words!) Anyway, this will be in a different format or whatever you call it, since it got too confusing for me to write it in paragraph form. And yes metsalana, I really do think Sam is cute. Also, I just realized something. How did Dumbledore telethorthingermajiged Frodo if he doesn't know who he is? I'll have to figure that out.
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Ron: So, what do we do now?
Dumbledore: I suggest we give our guests a tour of the castle and then go eat our supper.
I'm sure they're starved after all that's happened.
All: sounds good
So they started showing them around the castle. They were most impressed with how big everything was. When they walked past a picture of a woman from the 1800's, she said hello to them in a very polite fashion, and Legolas and Sam were so startled that it took them a few moments to get on with the tour.
They were finished and were walking down a hallway to the dining room when suddenly Peeves jumped out of nowhere and scared everybody. Meg, who was holding the telethorthingermajiger, accidentally pressed the button and out appeared Frodo!
Sam: Mr. Frodo!
Frodo: Where am I?
Meg: *squeezing him* HI FRODO! I like you even though I think Sam would have made a MUCH better ringbearer.
Dumbledore: Meg! Stop pestering the guests!
Meg: Awwwww, you're no fun!
Peeves: What are these strange creatures? They look like goblins!
Sam and Frodo: *scared out of their wits of the scary floating creature* W ww we a are aren't g g goblins! Wa wa we are hobbits!
Peeves: More like shrimpits! HA HA HA!!! And what's with "mister gorgeous" over here? Why does he have pointed ears like a cat? *Peeves then pulls Legolas' ears, floats off as Legolas shrieks in pain, and then starts throwing his chewed gum collection that he had in his pocket at them*
Dumbledore: PEEVES! Stop insulting and hurting the guests or I'll make the Bloody Baron come to get you! Do you understand me?
Peeves: *not really caring* Oh boo hoo! Are the little goblins and human cat insulted? I don't care! *he then floats off anyway*
Harry: Sorry about him. Don't take it personally, he's mean to everyone.
Hermione: and answering your first question, Frodo isn't it, your at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Meg Telesomethinged you here.
Frodo: *not really understanding* Who's Meg?
Sam: The hyper lady who squeezed you.
Frodo: ah.
Meg: It would take to long to explain again. Lets just leave it at I brought you here and I don't know how to get you back.
Frodo: WHAT! You don't know how to get me back? But.I have to.do some important things back home.
Meg: Ooooh! Yeah, you have to go destroy the One ring at Mount Doom or your whole world will be covered in darkness and stuff like that right? Oh! Do you have the ring with you?
Frodo: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE RING!
Meg: I read you book. I forgot to mention, this is the future. Your dead or something we have a book of everything you did.
Frodo: You mean the Red Book that Bilbo's writing?
Meg: Mmmmmhhhhmmm.
Dumbledore: I hate to break up this lovely conversation, but we really need to start moving again or we'll be late to supper.
At this the hobbits gasped at the prospect of being late to a meal and they moved on.
So they all walked to the dining room together. Dumbledore made Meg put the Telethorthingermajiger in her bag so it would be safer and so she wouldn't press the button again.
When they walked in to the dining room, everybody was already in there and wondering where Dumbledore was. Every head turned to look at the newcomers and whispered amongst them about who they thought they were.
Dumbledore took his place at the head of the table and Harry, Ron, Hermione and Meg took the new guests to the Gryffindor table. Harry and Ron introduced them to their friends and family. When Legolas said hello to Ginny, she blushed and looked away rapidly.
Ron: Oh no, my sister has a crush on you Legolas!
Harry: Who doesn't?
They all looked at the girls from all the tables, all of which were staring and giggling to each other about Legolas and even the hobbits. Legolas pretended not to notice even though he was greatly embarrassed that he was getting so much attention from so many women. Frodo, who had missed the tour, looked in wonder at the ceiling.
Frodo: Why isn't there a ceiling?
Percy: Oh, there is one, it's just bewitched to look like the sky outside. By the way, I don't mean to be rude.
Ron: Suuuuureeee you don't.
Percy: *gives Ron a glaring look* Anyway, what exactly are you? All of you don't look like anything I've ever seen before.
Legolas: Well, I'm an elf, and yes, I know I don't look like one. We've been through this before. And my short associates are hobbits.
Percy: Fascinating.
But Percy couldn't say any more because Dumbledore had just stood up and was trying to get everyone's attention.
Dumbledore: I'm sure that you all know by now, but we have a few new guests in the castle. Their names are Legolas, Sam, and Frodo. They come from a distant land, and I'm counting on you to make them feel at home.
It was then that Harry noticed that Pansy was looking at Legolas as though she had a crush on him. He also realized that Malfoy had noticed also, and that he was looking at Legolas with a look of hatred. He would have to do something to keep the two away from each other.
When the meal was over, they started walking to the Gryffindor dormitory when they were stopped by Malfoy and his gang of Crabbe, Goyle, and a bunch of other boys who didn't like that their girlfriends liked Legolas.
Malfoy: *not seeming to care that Legolas is almost twice as tall as he is* Well, if it isn't Mr. Gorgeous and his two midget pets. Listen you, if you go anywhere near my girlfriend, you'll be in a world of trouble, do you understand?
Ron was about to step in and beat Malfoy to a pulp when Legolas stopped him.
Legolas: We don't want any trouble. I have no interest in your girlfriend. She is but a child, and I'm thousands of years old.
Malfoy: Are you insulting my Pansy!? Now it's personal!
Malfoy was just about to punch Legolas when Meg intervened. She punched Malfoy right on the nose and yelled, "Don't attack my Legolas!"
But she made a nasty mistake. All the boys crowded around them. The boys looking for a fight surrounded the heroes. In order for Meg to fight better, she dropped her bag on the ground. But before the bag hit the ground, she realized that she had accidentally pushed the bag hard enough in her anger that she pressed the button. She slapped her forehead in frustration at herself when in a bright flash of light out appeared.
To Be Continued!
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Ooooh, cliffhanger! I'm sorry, you'll just have to wait to see who it is that appeared (although you can probably guess pretty easily). And once again, I'm sorry it took so long to get this posted. I've been busy, mostly with band. (If you don't think marching band takes up a lot of time, you are WRONG!) Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this chapter.