~*Absolute Girlfriend*~

Summary: Naruto Uzumaki has never had a girlfriend and he has been rejected by every girl he has ever had a crush on. When he returns a lost cell phone to an oddly dressed salesman, he mentions wanting a girlfriend. To thank him, he directs him to his company's website, Kronos Heaven. When he visits the site, Naruto finds it's a site to create your perfect lover. Thinking it's a game, he customizes and accidentally orders one. The next day, his new lover arrives.

AU

NarutoxSakura

slight one-sided

SasukexSakura

A/N: This story is originally from Angelreira23, which she is like my bestie on the site. She requested me to finish this story for her and what could I do but say "YES!" I will keep her original written five chapters and write whatever I can come up from those.

~Deuces, Aaliyah~

~O~

Another boring day at school; as usually but this was different; he was heart broken (once again) because he asked the girl he liked out, her name was Ino Yamanaka; she was like the prettiest girl in the whole school. But he was glad that she'd had let him down easily by just telling him that she liked someone else.

What his luck.

Naruto Uzumaki, age sixteen; a loser and a freak. He felt useless; how can a guy his age not have a girlfriend yet? It was just simply amazing to him; come on, he was cute or so he's been told by his neighbor slash bestfriend since they were children. What's a guy to do?

"Why can't I get a girlfriend?" He said out loudly to himself.

He was suddenly snapped out his thought when he felt something hard under his shoe. He pulled his foot away and looked down to see someone's cell phone. He bended down to pick it up.

"Wow, someone's pissed they lost their phone."

"Excuse me, but have you seen my phone lying around somewhere?" Naruto turned to see a old man with long white hair and red streaks running down from his eyes down to his jaw. He held up the phone.

"This yours?" The old man grabbed it and thanked him.

"Thank you," Naruto shrugged his shoulder and turned to walked away,"Young man, I couldn't help but hear you saying...you couldn't get a girlfriend?" Naruto froze and blushed from embarrassment. Was he talking to himself that loud?

"Don't worry, to thank you, I will give you my company's website: Kronos Heaven, once you go to the website it will tell you what to do." The old man said. Naruto raised a brow, "Who are you?"

"A salesman." He said turning away and walking down the opposite way of the sidewalk. Naruto stared after him, "He's...odd and looks a bit perverted," He continued his way home, "Hope I don't run into him again."

As Naruto opened the door to his apartment, he heard the door behind him open. He already knew who it was, "Hey, Hinata." He said turning to her and smiling. Hinata had been his friend since childhood, she was nice...weird girl but he was used to that.

"H-hey, Naruto."

He walked to his place, "Sorry Hinata, but I have a lot of homework to do, so no time for chit chat. I'll talk to you later." He said closing the door and throwing his bag on ground and walked over to his computer. He turned it on and type in the address that old man told him. He was doing this strictly on curiosity. The old man heard him saying about not getting a girlfriend, maybe it was a dating site or something.

As he pressed enter, pink hearts started covering all over the screen, "Oh my God, this is so fruity." He mumbled under his breath. He looked closely and read the contents. He typed in his name and clicked 'girlfriend' then various questions and a female body popped up, "Is this some type game?...'Do you want your lover to be in the range of ugly, pretty, cute, or beautiful?'" He read out loud, "Duh." He clicked, 'cute'. Reason he picked that one was because beautiful girls always seemed to be the...crazy. He read the next one out.

"What hair color?" He snickered and type in 'pink; a girl with pink hair would definitely make his day. He went to next, "Long, short, or medium?" He shrugged his shoulder and type in 'long'.

"Eye color?" He really liked green eyes so he put that in.

"Pale or tanned?"

"Pale."

"Breast size?"

He furrowed his brow questioningly, "Big." He type in but a error occurred saying he had to gave specifics. He really didn't know bra sizes from the numbers to the letters. This one was a head scratcher, "34D" He typed, watched in amazement as the computerized female breasts grew.

He finished up the question game by telling what height and body size. "I guess that's it." He said clicking the 'order' button. He didn't wait to see what happened after that because he got up and walked into his room. He looked at the clock and it read; 8:20.

He had been on the computer for that long? He shrugged his shoulder and walked into his bathroom to take a shower and after he got out, he immediately went to his bed and fell on it, falling asleep.

~O~

Naruto woke up and rubbed his eyes and looked at his clock and sighed in frustration. It seemed like when it was school night he had trouble getting up in the morning but when it was the weekends he got up early. He lifted up and stretched, he ran a hand through his hair before throwing the blanket off and started getting ready for the day.

He had to meet up with his best friend, Sasuke and the rest of the guys up at the movies to see the 'Green Hornet'. He didn't even know why he even hung out with Sasuke; he stole all the girls he used to like, he wouldn't even be surprised if Ino showed up at the movies also.

The only reason they were still friends was because both of them grew up without parents. Naruto couldn't deny that when he first met him back in the first grade that he was the one that wanted to become his friend because of that. Maybe Sasuke's cold attitude was a warning for him to not become his friend.

After getting dressed, Naruto walked out his room. His attention was immediately brought to his computer screen. He furrowed his brow and walked up to the computer, "Thank you." He read out. He reached out for the standby button, "You're welcome." He said pressing the button. He turned away from the computer and grabbed his jacket and proceeded in walking out.

He locked the door and continued his way toward the movies.

Once he arrived, he couldn't help but notice the long mane of blonde hair standing beside Sasuke. He frowned; why did he ever say that he wouldn't be surprised if Ino was going to be there. It felt like he jinx himself.

All of them turned their attention toward him, "Naruto, you're finally here!" Kiba yelled, "We were for ten minutes waiting for you."

"You know how far I live from here." He said, not taking his eyes away from the obvious couple. He could help but notice that Sasuke was smirking at him and Ino trying to keep as much as eye contact away from him. "Sasuke, I see you and Ino are together." Naruto said, "When did this happen, yesterday?" He said looking at Ino for an answer. She stayed silent, "I guess you don't have nothing to say." He said walking past them.

"Whoa, what happened to you, Naruto?" Kiba said catching up with him, "You gave Ino the cold shoulder right there, I thought you liked her?...Oh, she going with Sasuke, that's why your like that?" Naruto looked at him.

"Its none of your business, dog boy. I'm over Ino."

~O~

After the movie was over, "Hey, Naruto, mind if we come over. I want to see your hot neighbor, Hinata." Kiba said slightly wiggling his eyebrow. Naruto rolled his eyes.

"I don't care but don't mess with Hinata, she's gets really shy around guys that she's never met." He said. He looked over to Sasuke and Ino who were sharing a heated kiss. He which as Sasuke slowly pulled away and whisper something in her ear that made her blush. Not that he was jealous or anything but come on!

He grimaced when he saw her playfully smack her ass before walking toward them, "So, what are you guy about to do, its still kind of early in day and I'm free all day," He said before smirking, "before later on tonight." He said gesturing his head toward the retreating back of Ino. Naruto coughed in digust.

"Like I need to know that." He said under his breathe.

"We're going back to his place, wanna come?" Kiba said. Sasuke shrugged his shoulders.

"Three's a crowd." Naruto said snidely. Sasuke glared at him before shaking his head and laughing and started off walking ahead of them. Kiba shrugged his shoulders and followed him. Naruto let out a irritated sigh before also following.

~O~

"Naruto, is Hinata here?" Naruto shook his head before taking out his key.

"No, usually when I get to my door, she comes out to greet me," He opened the door and turned back to them, "Hey, give me a while to clean up a bit." He said. Kiba shook his head in disappointment.

After he closed the door, he turned to be shocked to see there was a huge crate in his living room. He heard his phone ringing and he went to go pick it up, "Hello?"

"Hi, Naruto, its Hinata. E-earlier someone guys c-came with a huge crate that w-was for you. I-I hope you don't mind t-that I let them in." Her quiet, timid voice said.

"No, its okay, thank you, bye." He hung up the phone and placed it down. He walked toward the crate and inspected it. It looked as if it could carry a body. He pushed it; it wasn't at heavy in the least. He pushed it down on its side and undid the hooks and opened it.

He yelped from what he saw in it.

Somebody sent him dead body of girl!

He was then startled by the knocking at the door, "Naruto, what the hell. You've got a mouse or something?" He heard Kiba say.

"No, just stubbed my toe!" He said thinking quickly as he pushed the light crate into his room. He then ran back out and scrambled to pick up anything on the floor and throwing it into his room.

He ran back into his room and tripped over the crate and fell into it, landing on top of the body and his lips accidentally pressing against her lips. He pulled up from it and stared down, shocked. He blinked, why did this girl look like the one he made on that website. Then all of a sudden, her eyes shot opened and stared up at his. He quickly jumped off her, startled.

She rosed up out the crate and stood up and stepped out. Naruto back up from her and blushed when saw that she was naked. Naruto took in her appearance; green eyes and...pink hair. Everything began to come back to him, that website wasn't no game.

He saw a bright smile lite on her face before her mouth opened.

"Let's have sex!"