Welp..I did it again. Had another really random idea pop into my head. XD This is proof that Nekotalia can really mess with you! Kind of based this off of 'Fairytale For The Tsundere' by Little-Tomato-Girl which is awesome! XD

Don't own Hetalia…and probably never ever will….life really ain't fair is it?

oh, and speech like this: "{...}" is when a cat's talking!

It started out as a peaceful day until a loud meow and screech filled the air.

"Aw~ come on Roma~. You need a bath! You got all muddy again." Antonio whined as he tried to hold on to the struggling cat in his arms.

"{You think I care? Fuck off bastard!}" Romano screeched and struggled some more. "{I can clean myself just fine!}"

After a few more minutes of struggle Romano was finally clean but had run off.

As Romano sat on the public deck of their apartment complex he ranted, "{Ugh! What the hell is that bastard's problem? I'm a fucking cat! I can clean myself! Bastard probably thinks that I'm like one of those damn mutts or something!}"

Then another voice perked up and said, "{Ve~ Are you okay fratello? You sound really mad..Did your owner do something again?}"

Romano turned his head to his brother Veneziano and twitched, "{he sure as hell did. Bastard thought it would be a good idea to give me a bath…damn bastard.}"

"{Ve~ I don't mind baths! They feel really nice!}" Veneziano chirped as he bounced over and sat next to Romano.

"{….why am I not surprised….Living with that damn potato bastard has ruined you…}" Romano muttered and then turned his head to look at the sunset.

"{But Ludwig's really nice! He saved me from that shelter and he helped you get a home with Antonio!}"

"{..Doesn't mean he's still not a bastard Veneziano.}" Romano said as he starting wondering if sitting here with his brother was a good idea.

"{Well…it would be kind of nice he knew about cats! I think that he's been around dogs too much so he doesn't know how to take care of a cat.}"

"{Fucking asshole. Just scratch him next time he does something like that.}"

"{VE~! I can't do that fratello! It's not nice!}"

Romano just stared at him. "{Whatever. But that damn tomato bastard always treats me like I can't do a damn thing…I hate it, I can take care of myself just fine!}"

"{um…but we can't really do too much can we..? I mean…they're humans and we're cats….}"

Romano laid down and sighed, "{yeah…sometimes I wish I was human…}"

"{Si! Sometimes I wish I was human too! Then that way I could talk to Ludwig and he could understand me!}" Veneziano chirped as he laid down curled up next to Romano.

Romano snorted and said, "{Che, who the hell are we kidding. Shit like that isn't real. Who the hell heard of a cat turning human?}"

Veneziano ve'ed sadly for a couple of seconds, then he jumped up and started bouncing. "{OH! I have an idea fratello! I know someone who can help us!}" He cheered as he started gently nudging Romano with his paw. "{Come on fratello! Let's go!}"

After more begging from Veneziano Romano got up and stretched. "{Fine, but this idea had better work dammit.}"

!~!~!~!~!

They walked for about five blocks until Veneziano stopped in front of a large Victorian house.

"{Ve~ we're here!}" Veneziano chirped as he squeezed though a hole in the front gate. "{America can help us find Arthur!}"

Romano squeezed through too then he asked, "{Who the hell is Amer-?}" But before he could finish he was tackled from behind.

Romano immediately jumped around to face his attacker and started hissing.

"{Dude! Chill! I was only joking!}" A fluffy cat with a large mane of fur around his neck said as he laughed off Romano's hissing. "{Anyway, I'm America! The most heroic cat around! Nice to see you again Vene but who's the guy having the hissy fit.}"

"{Ve~ he's my fratello Romano! We wanted ask your owner for a favor!}" Veneziano said as he walked over an stood next to Romano.

"{Oh, Iggy? He's in his study right now doing some magic thing. Come on! I'll take ya too him!}" America said as he started walking up to the house.

Like America had said Arthur was standing in a back room wearing a black cloak and holding a book in his hands.

"{Hey Iggy! I got someone who wants to talk to you!}" America announced and he walked over and rubbed against Arthur's leg.

"Bloody hell America! Don't pop out of nowhere like that!" Arthur yelled as he stared down at the cat.

"{Sorry Iggy! I forgot.}" America said as he continued to rub against Arthur's leg.

Arthur sighed and picked America up. "How many times have I told you not to do that? I'm sure it was at least a dozen!"

"{Dude! I'm a cat! I can't count!}" America whined as he curled up in Arthur's arms.

"..Somehow I don't think that makes a difference with you." Then to Romano and Veneziano he said, "now what do you two want?"

"{..Wait…you can understand us?}" Romano asked.

Arthur turned his head away and muttered, "Yes...I had a slight…mishap a few years ago with one of my spells and can now talk to animals as a result."

..And we're asking this bastard to help us… Romano thought but out loud he said, "{Well…we…want to become human..}"

"I see." Arthur said as he put America on a cat bed that was nearby. "Any particular reason why?"

"{Ve~ I want to be able to talk to Ludwig! It's no fun when he can't understand me!}" Veneziano said as he walked over to Arthur.

"And you?" Arthur asked Romano.

"{..w-what the hell does it matter? Are you going to help us or not bastard?}" Romano yelled as he walked over to Arthur too and glared up at him.

Arthur stared at him and then pointed to a magic circle on the ground and said, "I will. Both of you stand in the circle."

Both Romano and Veneziano did as they were told and walked over to the circle.

Arthur flipped through his book until he found the page he was looking for. At first the room was quiet as Arthur started his chant but then a bright blue light engulfed the room and Romano and Veneziano felt a twinge of pain going through them.

The pain continued to increase until they both passed out on the floor.

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Romano laid in a bed as sunlight filtered into the room. He quickly cover his face with his hand..wait..hand? Romano looked and saw that instead of fur covered paws he had hands instead.

So did that bastard actually…? Romano thought as he looked all over for fur but didn't find any. Then a mirror caught his eye. Is that me…? Instead of seeing a small brown tabby with a small curl on his head he saw a slightly tan young man with hair that also had a hair curl, and it was the same color as how his fur was.

But just as he was about to get a closer look the door burst open and another young man who looked like him except was a little shorter and had a lighter shade of hair color with the curl on the left side of his head came in.

"Ve~ fratello is that you? Look! We're human!"

Romano stared at him for a second then said, "I can see that dumbass! Did turning human fry more of your brain cells?"

"Ve~ I don't know! Can that happen?" Veneziano asked with a confused look.

Romano facepalmed just as Arthur walked in with America following right behind.

"Oh, good you two are up." Arthur said, then he muttered, "I'm just glad I perfected that spell so it would give you clothes as well, what a nightmare that was before.." Arthur shuddered at that last thought.

Romano rolled his eyes, "obviously. If we weren't then we would still be passed out in bed bastard."

Arthur glared at him and said, "Watch your mouth young man. But I have a warning for both of you. Yes the spell has turned you both human, but if either one of your former owners learns the truth about you then you will be turned back into a cat. So I suggest that you both come up with a fake name to avert suspicion. I've never heard of any human named 'Romano' or 'Veneziano'."

Romano thought for a minute then said, "…Lovino Vargas. That sounds right."

"Ve~ how about Feliciano Vargas for me! Then that way we still have the same last name since we're brothers!" Veneziano or rather Feliciano chirped with a very proud look on his face.

"yes..those names will work, now if you excuse me I-" Arthur started to say but was cut off by a loud knock on his front door and a Spanish voice saying, "Hola Arthur! Can I talk to you for a second?"

….shit. Lovino thought as his face started to pale. Why the hell is the tomato bastard here?

Annnd that's the end of the first chapter! Next Lovi gets see Antonio again! But as a human! XD

So tell me what ya think! Please review! ^_^ Dogsrule out!