Written for DogtownVeniceBeachGirl 3

He's all yours, honey! :)

Love you!

Lemon Grab was just an average guy. You know, the old "experiment gone wrong". Princess Bubblegum hated him, as did all of Ooo. So naturally, he threw all who opposed him in the dungeon! I mean, who wouldn't? Since Princess Bubblegum had turned thirteen, he was ruler, right? I mean, he was certainly older than eighteen. Lemons aged quickly… Very quickly. Yellow was an aging color. Just think- old people's saggy skin is all yellowish!..-But that's getting off track. Back to the opposers. If Lemon Grab was given a dirty look, BAM! Ten days dungeon, right there! Someone back-sasses him? Three years, dungeon! Hot spice in his food? "ONE MILLION YEARS, DUNGEON!"

And also, everything in the world was unacceptable!

Once you've been made into the world as a "mistake", you look at everything else as a mistake, too! Say someone calls your overly lemon shaped head "unacceptable"… If you saw someone else with an also misshapen head, that would be UNACCEPTABLE as well! Or a room where the Princess and her friends were having fun, instead of doing their jobs? UNACCEPTABLE!

Yep, Lemon Grab is your average lemony experiment. He frequently dined on mushed carrots and dirt… And when certain Princesses and certain mischievous princess alliances spiced his food? Well, like he said before ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!

So before you go and judge your lemon originated acquaintances, stop and think: Do I deserve dungeon time? Do I want dungeon time? Is this acceptable? And most importantly: What would Lemon Grab Do? Love Lemon Grab, because he hates you!