WTF?

Chapter One

This simply could NOT be happening. Perhaps it was a dream never meant to happen… but as Tsuna looked around the landscape, he could not believe his eyes.

Gokudera, his self proclaimed right-hand man, was rolling around in front of him, acting like some form of feline, Yamamoto was whacking himself on the head with a baseball bat like there was no tomorrow and Chrome was too busy throwing rice-balls at a wall. Was anyone here sane?

"Kufufufu, how are you feeling Tsunayoshi?" Tsuna looked behind himself and saw none other than Rokudo Mukuro, who was still chuckling to himself, "Now tell me Tsunayoshi, am I high on some form of concoction of Hayato's sister…? Or am I asleep…?"

"E-Er…." Tsuna was lost for words. Was Mukuro the only one sane here?

CLASH.

"HIEEE!"

Mukuro continued his chuckling as Hibari continued aiming his Tonfa's at his head, until the skylark soared up into the air… With Butterfly wings!

Tsuna paled. He prayed to the lords that this was just one of those Psycho dreams he occasionally had and then soon Reborn would wake himself up from the craziness-

"Ciaosu!" Tsuna jumps as he felt something land on his shoulder, most definitely Reborn but-

"L-Lambo!" shouted Tsuna, picking the cow child off his shoulder and holding him at arm's length as he received a kick to the face.

"Dame-Tsuna!" chanted Reborn, "Dame-Tsuna!"

The Reborn's body came into view, but it was laughing like an idiot.

"LAMBO-SAMA RULES ALL!"

I need to deliver this ramen to- err, who was it again?" called out a voice, causing the brunette to turn to see I-Pin's adult form running around like crazy with a bowl of boiling hot ramen.

"I-Pin, watch out!" Tsuna cringed as she toppled over something, and then gasped at what he saw. Byakuran Gesso, rolling around on the floor as he began screeching 'LOLLIPOP WONDER!'.

"I think… Yeah, I really need to wake up now…" muttered Tsuna, slapping himself and screeching when he felt actual pain. What the hell? A DREAM WHERE YOU COULD FEEL PAIN? NOT POSSIBLE!

"Hmm… Insanity is a strange thing…" chuckled Mukuro, appearing next to him and then staring at Hibari who stood a few feet away, growling.

"Herbivore." Hissed Hibari, glaring at Tsuna, "If this truly is one of your Psychotic dreams, quickly get out of it so I can get rid of these wings!"

"U-Um-"

"Kufufufu, Tsunayoshi-kun, unfortunately for you, this is no dream…" chuckled Mukuro, watching his Nagi-chan continue to throw her unlimited supply of rice-balls at a wall, "I believe this may be a powerful illusion created by Daemon Spade."

"An illusion?" questioned Tsuna, feeling Hibari growl once more."

Yes." Chuckled Mukuro, "And the only ones who haven't fallen for this illusion is me, you and of course, Kyoya-Kun…"

"H-HIEE?"

"Herbivore…" growled Hibari, "if never fell for this freaking illusion…. Why do I have wings…?"

"Kufufufu, that's my fault." Said Mukuro teasingly, "I done that to you on purpose."

Hibari growled, Tsuna whimpered and Mukuro laughed until something hard at Tsuna's head. Looking round, Tsuna gasped when he saw Reborn (A.K.A Lambo) holding a bunch of grenades.

"OBEY LAMBO-SAMA!"

"Kufufufu, no chance." Chuckled Mukuro, grabbing Tsuna and running for it. Hibari continued glowering as he flew up into the air, might as well take advantage of the wings ne?

"M-Mukuro! Let go!" said a startled Tsuna.

"Kufufu, in a minute."

"Herbivore… Let him go-" SPLOSH. Hibari glared at the person known as Chrome as a rice ball rolled down his face.

"Mukuro-sama! Mukuro-sama! Mukuro-sama!" she chanted, going overboard with eh rice-ball mania she was in the middle of. Tsuna just paled, Mukuro laughed and Hibari boiled over in fury as he began attacking her, his fury suddenly vanished as a rice ball hit one of his wings and melted it.

"Poison cooking!" she chanted happily, half of her face turning into Bianchi's, much to Mukuro's displeasure.

Tsuna was pulling at his brown locks, still hoping this was some form of crazy dream as he felt himself getting picked up again and then feeling a cool breeze on his face as Mukuro continued running with him.

"Craziness is my world." Muttered Mukuro, "But this is going overboard."

Soon Hibari was right behind him, running for his life. He wouldn't have normally gone with two weak Herbivores, but no one else was sane.

"Herbivore, do you have a clue on where the hell you are going?" questioned Hibari.

"Nope!" replied Mukuro, "let's just call it 'Illusionists intuition'."

"H-HIEEEE!"

Oh dear god, please wake up, now!

A/N: I'll leave it here... but if you want it continued then please say so ^^ It was meant to be a one-shot, but I don't know if I wanted to add more chapters of randomnessor not ^^' please give me your views xD

Aloso~ I wrote this when i was high on fizzy juice, so if you read it, went 'WTF?' ... well yeah, that was kinda the purpose of the story :p

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