Hiya alls! Ya know, I've been soooo obsessed with Shizaya fanfic lately. And the pairing itself. Hmmmm

Well, whatever, enjoy~

Disclaimer: I do not own Durarara!

The reason I hate you

Prologue

"Izaya-sama, this is my eldest son, Heiwajima Shizuo." Izaya looked up from his magazine. The 12-year old did not like to be disturbed while he was enjoying himself. He turned his head to give the rude maid a stern look, when his eyes fell on the boy who stood next to her. "Heiwajima Shizuo?" Izaya repeated the name, examining the boy. Scruffy brown hair. Gorgeous mocha colored eyes. Lovely tan skin. This was interesting. "Heh." Izaya stood up and advanced towards the boy. "Can I call you Shizu-chan?" he asked. Shizuo instantly flared up, glaring into Izaya's ruby red eyes. He clenched his fists. "Okaa-san, I don't like him..." he growled at his mother. His mother flinched. "Shizuo! Don't say such things!" she scolded, and turned to Izaya. "I apologize for his behavior, Izaya-sama." "It's okay, I don't mind." Izaya waved his hand dimissively at the maid, his attention still focused on Shizuo. "So you're the one training to be my butler, eh?" he asked, pleased that his butler wasn't going to be that emotionless robot named Kasuka. Shizuo didn't reply. "Y-yes, if you're alright with that." Shizuo's mother smiled weakly. "Nope! I don't mind! Anyone is better than Kasuka-chan!" Izaya told the woman, smiling widely. And Shizuo lost control.

He ripped the door off its hinges and swung viciously at Izaya with it, aiming for his head. Izaya ducked out of the way, and moved further into the room. "This is coming out of your parents' paycheck, you know." he informed Shizuo, who was slowly stomping towards him with a murderous look in his eyes. "Shizuo! Stop!" his mother screamed, running forward and grabbing her son. Izaya laughed to himself as he watched the woman try to subdue her son. He dodged another wild swing from Shizuo. "Shizu-chan, catch me if you can." he taunted, opening the window. The red-eyed male jumped out and landed perfectly on his feet like a cat. He smirked when he saw Shizuo follow the suit. Although his landing was a bit more clumsy, Shizuo managed to make it without any injuries. "Get back here, Flea." he growled. "I'd rather not be pummeled to the ground by a monster." Izaya said, before running off. Shizuo chased after him. Izaya smirked. That boy was a protozoan, wasn't he? How entertaining. He noticed a truck coming down the street. "Perfect!" He thought, ducking to the side. Shizuo ran right past him and into the way of the truck. There was a loud crash, a snap, and then a deadly silence. "Aaaah!" The driver of the truck yelled, getting out of the vehicle. "Kid! Are you okay?" "He's fine, he's fine..." Izaya lazily drawled lazily, reaching into his pocket and pulling some money and handing it to the driver. "Leave him be."

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When Shizuo woke up next morning, he was in a hospital bed. His brother, Kasuka, sat next to the bed, staring intently at Shizuo with emotionless eyes. "... Now what'll happen?" Shizuo asked. Kasuka sighed. "Izaya-sama already decided that you'll be his butler in the future, and he refuses to let anyone else have the position." he told his brother. Shizuo clenched his teeth. "That damned flea. I'm going to kill him one day, even if he's my master."

Hmmmm, I hope you liked it so far?

Sorry if it's a bit dull right now.

I'll do my best to make it better!

Read and Review peeps!

~Ai