HEEYY! So I've been reading a heap of these rules and guidlines stories and I decided to jump on the bandwagon. Tell me if they're any good.
Disclaimer: I am not Michael Bay or else, Ironhide, Mirage and Wheeljack would live and Hound and Sunstreaker would be in the movies!

1. Recreating Cybertronian weapons and showing them off around Galloway is prohibited.

-Cori (Even though I got a promotion for it)

2. Mixing Mentos and Coke near or with Wheeljack is prohibited unless you have life insurance.
-Sam, Cori, Will

3. Cori Matthews is prohibited from using any weapons found in the Med Bay.
(Despite the Decepticon sightings going down)

4. Switching the Lambo Twins' high grade with Ratchet's is prohibited.
-Will, Casey, Epps

5. Tasering any former S7 agent, even if "accidental", is frowned upon.
-Cori, Sam (Even if they deserve it)

6. Letting the Lambo Twins, Wheeljack or Cori watch Mythbusters is expressly prohibited.
-Casey, Cori, Will (You will be paying for the medical bills afterwards)

7. Using either one of the Lambo Twins for underground racing is prohibited.
-Cori (And the excuse that you were bored is not verifiable)

8. Singing "The Never Ending Song" or any like it is expressly prohibited.
-Sam, Leo, Casey

9. Never ask Cori or Wheeljack to alter any electronic devices.
-All of N.E.S.T

10. Never, under any circumstances, call Sunstreaker 'Sunny' or 'Sunshine'. Not even Sideswipe or Cori can get away with it.

11. Never eat anything with a high amount of chocolate in the base.
-Casey, Cori, Mikaela, Sam (Just do it outside)

12. Never, under any circumstances, rub your temples or hold your chest and say "I'm gonna have a stroke." Or "Give me a minute to restart my heart."
-Cori, Will (You will be tied to a berth until Ratchet decides you're fine)

13. Don't let Red Alert watch Fright Night or Paranormal Activity.
-Cori, Epps, Will (The base will be on lockdown and you will be blamed)

14. Please avoid the following females during the end of the month time: Cori, Mikaela, Sarah Lennox, various female N.E.S.T officers and Judy Witwicky.
(This is for the safety of the male population)

15. Do not go near Cori during that time of the month. Not even Sunstreaker gets away with it.
-Sam, Will…Male population

16. From above, do not let Cori go near any sort of weaponry or machinery during that time of the month.

17. The game Truth or Dare is expressly forbidden.
-Cori, Sam, Mikaela (Older bots have no sense of humour)

18. Dissing Twilight, Harry Potter or Disney is forbidden within hearing distance of the Banes sisters.
-Cori, Sam

19. Dissing Twilight, Harry Potter or Disney is forbidden full stop.
-Again, Cori, Sam

20. Epps is not aloud near alcohol after five drinks. Once the limit has been reached, he is to be escorted to his room.
-Cori, Will, Sam (The Autobot's do not need an encore of Epps singing gospel music. No man's voice should go that high)

I got some ideas from Tatyana Witwicky (amazing author) and just general stories. Review and tell me how I went.