Ahh, turns out I as inspired so you'll get an ending after all:) I must warn you, though, while it's tres fab, all o' y'all (hehe say that real fast it sounds funny!) will proooobably hate it...

Zachary Goode wandered the halls of the Gallagher Academy, searching for the love of his life. Dear God, I'm a cheese monster, he thought. Not only do I talk about myself in third person in my head, I say stuff like that. Never mind the fact that it's true. Well, maybe it would be slightly less cheesy if I added that I was looking for the love of my life and her sister? Let's see... Zachary Goode wandered the halls of the Gallagher Academy, searching for the love if his life (and her sister). Nah, that makes me sound like either a man-whore who cheats on his girlfriend with her sister, or a gaywad that calls himself she and has a sister. Like, because I said her sister, her sister being my sister, meaning Zachary Goode's sister... How about, Zachary Goode wandered the halls of the Gallagher Academy, searching for the love of his life and his love's six-year-old sister. No, that turns me into a straight pedophile who cheats on his girlfriend by perving on said girlfriend's sister...

Okay, I need help. I spend way too long constructing sentences in my head. How can I be my cocky-ass bastard self if I spend more time thinking about grammar than smirking at Cammie and playing with her emotions? But then, how could I be doing that anyways if she's not here? She just stormed out with her sister after she killed Mark at breakfast yesterday. What kind of person can kill someone before breakfast? If I know anything about Cameron Ann Morgan, which I am starting to doubt, she can't do anything before she drinks coffee, let alone kill the best fighter at Blackthorne.

I really need to find out new information. First of all, who is the little kid? Cam told me she's an only child. And where did she go? Why did she kill Mark? Why did she call him Joseph? Why did she run away? Why did she take the kid when she did run away? Why was no one upset or surprised when she did? Why do I have so many questions? What is that annoying high pitched noise I hear that sounds like a mouse squeaking?

Well, I got the answer to that last question pretty fast. Tina Elizabeth Walters gossiping, I should have guessed. Might as well eavesdrop on the off chance that she has some of my answers.

"I can't believe I was right! I just made that up off the top of my head! I wouldn't think Cammie would do something like that, she's not a slut, Laina's existence excluded. But really? Sleep with the director just for an office? She can earn one like the rest of us, thank you very much."

"Well, maybe the director is Laina's father? But why did Mrs. Morgan start laughing when Mr. Solomon told her something after you asked her that? It was more like... incredulous laughter," Jessica Boden said.

Cam sleeping with the director? Tina was right -surprise, surprise-that really didn't sound like her. And what about the director being Laina's father? Well, maybe they were half siblings. Cam's dad had been missing for... seven years today! No wonder she left! So maybe Cam's mom moved on with the director, and the girl stayed with him to go to public school. Yeah, that would make sense. But I think spying on Bex, Liz, and Macey would be helpful.

I leaned against their closed door to listen in.

"Hey, Liz, how'd you get number eleven? I keep getting seventy-six instead of thirty- four," Macey said. Aw, they were doing homework. I really just wanted answers. Bex must be a mind reader though.

"Come on, guys. Why are we doing homework on a Saturday? Wouldn't it be so much more fun to talk about juicy, gossipy stuff like Cam because we're idiots and don't notice Zach standing outside our door trying to spy on us?" she asked. Crap, there goes that. I opened their door and strode in. "Really, Zach? It's pretty obvious you were leaning against the door, it makes it sound too solid."

"She told me to give this to you," Liz said, handing me an envelope. I opened it up.

Dear Mr. Goode,

As cocky as you are, you probably think you don't need this letter to find out any answers. But admit it to yourself, you're uber confused. Well Laina and I will be back around six, and I'll explain then. But you can ask my mum any questions you think you will explode if you don't get answered.

~Cameron A. Morgan

Weird. No love, or even a sincerely. Not signed Gallagher Girl, your girlfriend, Cam, or even Cammie. But Cameron A. Morgan, to Mr. Goode, as if she didn't even know me, or was writing to my father, whom I've never even met. But I assume he goes by Goode.

"Well, looks like I'm off to see the headmistress, I'll see you three lovely ladies later. But while I'm gone, please un- make Cam's bed. It looks so wrong to be so neat. It's supposed to have covers randomly strewn about it and on the floor."

They just watched me leave, but I heard Liz call out to me softly as I crossed the threshold. "She's the one who made it, Zach. She wanted it to be neat after she moved out so that our room wouldn't look like a pig sty." What? Cam moved out of her old dorm? There's one more question for my poor beloved Rachel. I walked to her office quietly, and stayed silent as I entered and sat down. But then out came the claws. Or voice, I guess. Okay, forget cheese monster, now I sound like a schizophrenic!

"Well, Zachary, I knew you were mentally incompetent, but I always pinned it on lack of parental stability, not schizophrenia," Headmistress Morgan commented with an amused look on her face.

"Parental stability?"

"No, your lack thereof. You know, a psychopath terrorist mother and no father?"

"Can we get back on topic?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"We never had a topic to begin with. Now, why did you come in here? I assume it has something to do with Cameron?"

"Well, yes. Why did she kill Mark at breakfast? What did she call him and why? Who is the little kid? Why is said little kid here? Why did Cam move out of her old dorm? Is it true that Cam slept with the director for an office? W-"

"Whoa, calm down Zachary. You called the dead boy Mark at Blackthorne, correct?" I nodded. "And he was a new student?" Another nod. "Well he only wanted to go on the exchange, so he could kill Cammie and Laina. Laina is the little girl. The boy, Mark, is, according to Cammie at least, Joseph Cavan, who she claims to be Laina's father. He is part of the Circle with your mother, her boss, in fact. Laina is Cam's daughter, and she moved into a dorm with her instead of her old one. When I confirmed that Cam slept with the director, I meant that he is her legal guardian and he used to be quite a sucker for cuddling. She, being the devious little girl she was at age four, blackmailed him with no cuddling for a month if he didn't give her an office, so he did, of course. There was no sexual activity involved there."

"But I thought you were her legal guardian," I said, confused.

"No, I am her mother. But your mother was convinced that Matthew was your biological father, so she began attempting to kill him, and his real biological daughter, because even though Matt and I were married, she considered Cam to be the product of him cheating on her. But when Matt went MIA and Cammie got kidnapped, I signed for Joe to adopt her. He was her godfather and always adored her, so I knew that if we got her back, he would take good care of her. She changed her name to Cammie and moved in with him, visiting him over breaks, and we never told anyone she was adopted."

"But Mr. Morgan isn't my father, is he? Because Cam and I..."

"No, Joe is.

"JOE SOLOMON IS MY DAD?" I asked in a shout. Was he really?

Can you spell DRAMA? Speaking of spelling, I spelled mouse moice and then couldn't figure out what was wrong with it... says the spelling bee winner. Pathetic! Yes, I was inspired. It will only be a few more chapters though (probably). And the Joe that adopted Cammie is Director Joe, not CoveOps Joe. Just FYI. Hehehehehehehe Zach has problems! I always knew it.