Death the Kid stared at the personification of Italy in absolute horror. The symmetry was…was…a NIGHTMARE! Not only was he the just the 'northern' half of the country, but his hair! He had only ONE curl on only ONE side of his head! It was DISGUSTING! Even his light blue uniform was uneven!

"Ve…" he giggled. "'Death the Kid'…you have a funny name. Why are you called 'Death the Kid'?"

The shinigami's eye twitched. "Because I am Death's son."

The country blinked. "Ve…that's still a funny name." he giggled again and his head slightly bobbed. Kid's eyes were drawn to the dreaded curl that had no purpose but to annoy his very existence. "Disgusting…" he murmured; eyes never leaving the quivering strand of hair.

"Ve?"

"That hair…it makes you asymmetrical! It's revolting! WHY CAN'T YOU BE SYMMETRICAL?"

Italy blinked and cocked his head to the side. "But you're uneven too. You have three stripes on only one side of your head…" he innocently stated.

Kid collapsed and beat his fists off the ground. "I KNOW DAMMIT! I CAN'T HELP IT! I'M HORRIBLE SHINIGAMI GARBAGE! I SHOULD DIE, IM SO SICKENING!"

Italy stared at the death god confused and slightly panicked. "Ve…please calm down. I didn't mean it!"

"-HORRIBLE! I'M SO OFFENSIVE I SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO LIVE!"

"I…I think it looks nice! Ve…you shouldn't beat yourself up over it…"

Kid stopped and stared up at the nation; eye twitching.

"Italy…who's this?"

They both turned towards the deep voice. Another nation, Germany, was approaching. His blond hair slicked back and wearing his green uniform. This nation, Germany, was…PERFECT! Perfectly symmetrical! Kid jumped to his feet and practically glomped the German; his eyes all lit up in joy.

"You're perfect! Not a hair out of place! Symmetrical in almost every way! Even your outfit is flawless! No wrinkles, tears or strange folds that don't appear on the opposite side! Each side is genially IDENTICAL! Left and Right! PERFECT!

Germany stared in horror at the strange man. He raised an eyebrow at him and glanced at Italy for help.

"Ve~! He likes you Doitsu! He doesn't really like me…I'm assymetrikal or…something…anyway, this is Death the Kid. His name is funny, but he is Death's son so that's why he's so strange."

"Oh…really?" Germany was slightly confused, but didn't really know how to react.

"VENEZIANO!"

"DUUUUDE!"

Death the Kid turned and gaped at the new people approaching, America and Italy Romano.

His eye began to twitch again as he took in the random curl coming out of the Italy's bangs which were parted to the right, not down the middle, and the piece of hair almost flying out of America's HEAD!

"OH GOD!" Blood flew out of his mouth as he collapsed in agony from all the asymmetries of the nations.

pure crack no? This is all to do with my epic friend America (aka Mariko Higa). we were just thinking...what would Kid do if he ever met Italy? Since they are both played by Todd Haberkorn they are related in some/many ways~!

Plus i HEART both and plan to cosplay as both.

Next chapter is Kid decided on the best way to make the country of Italy 'symmetrical' *hinthint* KINK COMING YOUR WAY!

Thanks Ally...images of Itacest and Kid...then chapter 3 with Germany and Kid...*facepalm* lovely...maybe chapter 4 with everyone on circle bed?

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