DISCLAIMER. Lord Voldemort belongs to J. K. Rowling - obviously, and "Friday" lyrics to Rebecca Black.

UPDATE. At Real Men Play Quidditch's suggestion, I've made a video version of it and uploaded it on YouTube. Search "Lord Voldemort - Friday Parody" by LadyLouise93 (that's my youtube account). I'd put the direct link here if allowed me to, but unfortunately it doesn't.

Friday

- Voldemort's Version –

a.k.a „The day which must not be named"

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta kill Muggleborns
Gotta have my wand, gotta have my robes
Killing everyone, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, my servants are rushin'
Gotta get down to the forest
Gotta catch Potter boy, I see his friends

Kickin' on my broomstick
Sittin' at the Manor
Gotta make my mind up
Which one can I kill?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to kill Harry Potter
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to Potter's death

Torturing, torturing (Yeah)
Torturing, torturing (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to Potter's death

[Verse 2]

7:45, I'm invading Hogwarts
Killing so fast, I want time to fly
Death, death, think about death
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My snake is by my right, ay
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin' on my broomstick
Sittin' at the Manor
Gotta make my mind up
Which one can I kill?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to Potter's death, his death
Friday, Friday

Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to Potter's death

Torturing, torturing (Yeah)
Torturing, torturing (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to Potter's death

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna kill the boy today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don't want this killing to end

[Rap Verse]

L-V, Lord Voldemort
So chillin' in the hideout (In the hideout)
At the Manor (At the Manor)
I'm killin', destroyin' (Yeah, yeah)
Fast wands, switchin' wands
Wit' a werewolf on my side (Woo!)
(C'mon) Passin' by is a Horcrux in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it's Friday, it's torture time
We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all

[Chorus]

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to Potter's death, his death

Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to Potter's death

Torturing, torturing (Yeah)
Torturing, torturing (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to Potter's death

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to Potter's death, his death
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to Potter's death

Torturing, torturing (Yeah)
Torturing, torturing (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to Potter's death