A/N: Drabble fic idea: Ma Kent drabbles. Yes? No? It would be a family fic.

Megan entered the new cave green house Conner had asked, and finally convinced, the Justice League to build. In her hands she held a medium sized blueberry pie. She looked around the room and finally saw Conner painting a small house red. Raising an eyebrow, she floated over to him and looked the house up and down.

"Hey Conner, what are you doing?" She asked sweetly, tapping him on the shoulder to get his attention.

"Hi Megan. Just painting my barn." He said simply, standing back and admiring his work.

"Why do you have a barn?" Megan asked, raising her other eyebrow up to match the other.

"I saw it on TV." He answered bluntly. "I wanted to add in a silo, but Batman said no."

"You saw it on TV?" Megan asked, suddenly remembering that Batman had said that anything they saw on TV was a bad idea just waiting to happen.

"Yeah. That and it gives you a place to cool you pie." Conner said taking the pie from her and placing it on the barn's window.

Megan opened her mouth to speak but was cut off by Conner turning quickly around and picking up a pitchfork and held it up.

"HEY YOU HOOLIGANS!" He yelled suddenly, " STOP TRYING TO TIP MY COW!"

Megan turned around just as quick and saw Wally and Dick trying to tip over a large cow that seemingly fabricated into the room.

"Oh crap Huckle Berry Wally, it farmer Conner!" Dick yelled in a fake country accent.

"Run Dick Sawyer! Before he catches us and calls our folks!" Wally yelled in the same accent as the two ran off and hopped a fence that just so happened to be set up.

Conner went after the two with the pitchfork in hand. Just then a very angry Kaldur walked in holding the remains of a yellow blanket. A small piglet was standing behind him and was oinking happily.

"Uh, I was trying to take a nap and I woke up with a pig eating my blanket!" He said in a very calm voice though he still sounded annoyed.

Megan shook her head and giggled softly.

"Yet he wouldn't let you have a silo?" Megan mumbled, still giggling.

One Week Later:

Wally walked into the green house for the second time that day while eating a banana. Conner, Megan and Batman stood there as the Green Lanterns were finishing setting up a large dome right next to the barn.

"Dude, what is that?" Wally yelped, dropping the fruit and running in.

"Its a pig silo." Megan said, sounding very confused and lost.

Wally turned to Batman and gave him a look that read 'Have you lost the best of your mind batz?'. Batman returned the look, only his looked much more threatening.

"Just, why?" Wally asked, sounding like he had just given up on everything.

"Conner, Megan, and Mrs. Kent convinced the Justice League that the farm might helped with Conner's 'anger issues'." Batman sighed "Though I don't know why he still want the silo, he had to give back the pig and the cow because he did not have permission nor a permit to keep them... Or at least until Ma Kent can get him the papers."

"Because Robin got a replacement pig apparently. For now at least." Conner explained with a shrug.

"Oh. My. Gosh." Megan gasped as the boy wonder entered the room, followed by Wolf whose fur was dyed pink and he had a fake snout and ears.

Conner turned around after she gasped and suddenly he looked very angry.

"Robin! What did you do to Wolf!" Conner yelled as he picked up a shovel (Megan took away his pitchfork) and ran after Dick who was now running for his life while laughing his ass off.

Wally gave Batman another strange look, but then put on his best shit eating grin and nudged the older man's shoulder with his elbow.

"Yeah, its really helping with his anger problems." Wally joked.

"Start running." Batman said in a threatening tone.

Without being need to be told twice, he was off.

A/N: OMG! I want to thank Jlane for pointing out that some of the words were missing! Thanks!