Snape appeared in Lucious Malfoy's garden, making sure to step on as many flowers as he could. He trod through the daisies, straight up to the door. He stated the password.

"Protentious blonde racists."

Voldemort had made that the password as punishment.

Snape entered Malfoy Manor and walked into the dining room. Voldemort and his Death Eaters were sitting at a long, dark table.

"Snape! You're late! Did you get into a conversation again?" said someone. The Death Eaters erupted in laughter.

Snape's face remained stony, his tone remained flat. "Are you implying that I speak at a slower speed than the average person?"

"All right Severus, quiet down," said Voldemort, "We're on a schedule. Anyway, I called this meeting so that we could once again come to the Malfoy's house and eat all of the food in their fridge."

The Death Eaters cheered.

Voldmort held up his hand for silence. "Also, we're going to get Harry Potter when he leaves his house..."

The Dursleys were sitting around, being overweight and mean, when the Order of the Phoenix showed up. Moody kicked down the front door, and yelled loudly. The Dursleys ran away, terrified.

Harry lept down the stairs. "What was that?"

"Nothing, nothing." said Mad Eye. "Anyway, we've decided to move you tonight."

"No." said Harry. "I won't have anybody helping me, endangering themselves in any way, shape, or form. No one will ever die helping me do anything ever again. I will not have it. I will never allow anyone to help me do anything ever again. I will get to the Burrow on my own."

"And how the heck are you going to do that?" asked Ron.

"With my Invisibility Cloak."

"What, you're just going to walk?"

"No," said Harry, "I'm going to leave the house under it, then go far enough away that anybody watching the house won't detect me, then I can go on a broom."

"That's... that actually makes a lot of sense." said Remus.

"That actually makes our plan seem a bit silly." said Hermione. She looked shocked.

"Yeah, see, we had this plan where half of us would turn in to you... and then we would all fly around to different houses..." said Fred, rubbing the back of his neck.

"Well, that seems like it would needlessly endanger the entire Order." said Harry.

"Yeah... we, it was sort of short notice..." said Remus.

"We probably just saved ourselves a lot of trouble, actually."said Tonks. "I mean, who knows what could have gone wrong with our plan..."

Mr. Weasley emerged from the Dursleys garage wielding a large weed-hacker. "Look at this magnificent piece of mugglery!" he swung it across the room gleefully.

"AAARRRGGGHHHH!" screamed George.

"Oh my gosh! You've chopped his ear off!" shouted Hermione.

"I got this..." Ron waved his wand over George's bloody head.

"AAARRRGGGHHHH!" screamed George again.

"Ron, stop! You could make it permanent!" said Hermione.

Remus tapped George's head with his wand. He then waved it in front of him. "Yup. It's permanent now."

AN: I'll be able to update very fast... because I've already written all the chapters! This will basically be a parody of the Deathly Hallows (book, and movies).

Since I already have them all done, I'll probably update like every other day.