Hello, It is me, Kylelover101 with another one-shot! :) I have decided to write a story dealining with Two-Bit and Ponyboy
Hope you enjoy. :)
-Kylelover101
Darry: Two-Bit!
Two-Bit: *Wakes up* Hey, Dar, what's up?
Darry: You've been slouching on my couch for three fucking days now!
Two-Bit: Nuh-uh! I've been Sleeping!
Darry: Who cares! you don't pay me rent, you don't clean up here, you drink all the booze that I try and maintain for myself, I get thirtsy and want a beer two ya know!
Two-Bit: So?
Darry: So? You're gonna' have to get a job if you wanna' stay with me!
Two-Bit: Don't be like that, Dar-bear *kisses Darry on Cheek*
Darry: I won't seeing I filled out an aplacation for a J-O-B for You!
Two-Bit *handed the aplication* no! Not that place!
Darry: Oh, yes that place.
Two-Bit: Mc Donalds?
Darry: get used to it, or you're not havin' any sex! *Darry walkes out the door to work*
Two-Bit: *staring at the aplication in a daze. He can't believe his boyfriend did that!*
Ponyboy: *Walks in room* Hey, Two-Bit, what'cha got there?
Two-Bit: a work thingy
Ponyboy: you got sighned up for Micky-D's too? So did I, I hate Darry at times.
Two-Bit: I want sex, he won't give it to me Pones, I have no choice now!
Ponyboy: What?
Two-Bit: Ponyboy, I have to eat you.
Ponyboy! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME AND COME ON!
Two-Bit you make no sense!
Two-Bit: *is at the cash register at Mc Donalds, he stars hitting on some girls.*
Ponyboy: *has to work along side him* Welcome to Mc Donalds-
Two-Bit: *Interupting* WHERE WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR HEALTH! *Laughs*
Ponyboy: *blushes* Can I take you're order?
MAN: Yeah...uh...um...
Ponyboy:...
Man:...un...no, wait...uh...
Ponyboy: Today, please.
MAN:...can I have some waffles?
Ponyboy: We don't serve waffles at noon sir.
MAN: Then I'll have um...
Ponyboy *blinks*...
MAN:...um...ah...
Ponyboy *groans* Darry what have youi done to me?
Two-Bit *picking his nose while trying to pus french fries in a bag.*
SOC GIRL: Never mind.
Two-Bit *shrugs and eats some french fries*
Ponyboy: *Sighs as the man is still trying to order*
MAN: Um...Where and I again?
Ponyboy: Mc Donalds sir.
MAN: This place is retarded. * man Leaves*
Ponyboy: *trying to mop up some puke that a fat kid got rid of when he notices Two-Bit stick in the twisty slide. Ponyboy panicks as he tries to get two-Bit out*
Ponyboy: Hello, welcome to Mc Donals may I take your order?
WOMAN: My son will order!
BOY: I want chicken nuggets!
Two-Bit *behind Ponyboy whispers*: That kid needs a tredmill more then some greased up fast-food. *Ponyboy tries not to laugh*
Ponyboy: Alright. *Hands the child the happy meal.
BOY: There's only ninteen pieces in here!
Ponyboy: Well, that's one less then twenty good job kid. *he was being scarcastic*
BOY: I...want...MORE! *Starts yelling and screaming and crying*
Ponyboy: *plugs his ears and notices the boy's mother isn't paying attention*
Two-Bit: I'll save you Ponyboy!
Ponyboy *turnes to see Two-Bit with a shit load of chicken nuggets and throws them on the small child*
BOY: *eye twitches* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Two-Bit: You wanted more!
Ponyboy and two-Bit's boss: you're fired, greasers!
Ponyboy and Two-Bit walked home that night. For a whole month, they smelled like McDonalds.
reviews plase
-Kylelover101