I was talking to a friend in my free period and we came up with the song and the seme's reactions.

I should be working on my other fanfics. But, I couldn't resist XD

Romantica

Usagi walked into the kitchen and glanced at the package on the table. He froze and stared at it a bit longer when he caught sight of his name.

Curious, he opened the package. Laying there was a CD player and a set of headphones.

Usagi shrugged and placed the headphones on his head and pressed the play button.

If you're happy and you know it rape your uke~

Usagi froze, and a smile erupted over his face.

"~" he called out in a sing song voice.

Misaki froze. "Oh shit, what did Usagi break?"

He poked his head out of his room, only to be dragged out by the back of his shirt to be thoroughly ravished by the older man.

Egoist

Nowaki came into the house quietly after a long shift at the hospital. He was trying to be subtle in order not to wake Hiroki.

He walked into the kitchen to grab a quick bite to eat when he noticed a package with his name on it sitting on the counter.

He opened it, and saw a CD player and a set of headphones.

He placed the headphones in his ears and pressed the play button.

If you're happy and you know it rape your uke~

Nowaki froze, and grinned. Of course Hiro-san had left it there for him to find!

He leaped into bed, surprising Hiroki.

"HIRO-SANNNNNN"

Hiroki yelled at the younger man for a bit before kissing him roughly, resulting in neither of them going back to sleep

Terrorist

Miyagi glanced down at the package laying on his coffee table.

"Huh, I wonder who left this here."

He opened the package quickly to find CD player and a set of headphones.

He sighed, assuming Shinobu was trying to get him interested in the type of music that his generation listened to. He picked up the headphones and put them on his head. Might as well give it a try, right?

If you're happy and you know it rape your uke~

Miyagi froze, and slowly looked down at the tent he was pitching in his pants.

Sighing in defeat, he flipped open his cell and dialed Shinobu's number.

"Get home as soon as you can. We have business to take care of."

Shinobu was forced to skip class the next day due to the fact that he couldn't sit or attempt to walk.