It turned out an evil scientist named Dexter Badguy was building an anti-Dexter machine to destroy every other Dexter in the world so that he would be the only Dexter, which made Dexter angry so he got Dexter and they decided to go stop Dexter.
Along the way there, they passed by the home of Dexter Douglas, nerd computer ace. They said to Dexter "Dexter! It's Dexter and Dexter! We need you to help save all the Dexters of the world from Dexter!" and Dexter said "How did you get in my house?" but he decided what was more important was saving Dexters everywhere so he joined them.
While driving across the countryside, Dexter decided he wanted to learn how to milk a cow, much to the chargin of Dexter and Dexter. They met a farmer named Dexter Brown. Dexter told Dexter that Dexter was trying to destroy all the Dexters and he said "To protect my brother Dexters, i'll come with you Dexter, Dexter and Dexter!" so Dexter Brown went with Dexter, Dexter and Dexter to stop Dexter.
Dexter, Dexter, Dexter and Dexter traveled fifty miles to Dexter's lair, only to discover that the Dexter-Mobile had broken down after thirty miles, so they called 9-1-1 and a fireman named Dexter Red found them. "What are you doing here, Dexter, Dexter Dexter and Dexter?" asked Dexter. "We're trying to stop Dexter from getting rid of all the world's Dexters!" replied Dexter. "I'll help you! We need to protect the Dexters of the world from De-Dexterization!"
So Dexter let Dexter, Dexter, Dexter and Dexter use his firetruck, which he was driving, to go and stop the evil Dexter from de-Dexterizing the Dexters of the world! But can Dexter, Dexter, Dexter and Dexter put a stop to the evil Dexter?
Dexter made the firetruck speed through the streets of the city, the Dexters have traveled a whole forty miles now! They cranked up the siren to full volume and it was all like "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOO!" and it was really loud, annoying and obnoxious and Dexter had to make Dexter turn it off because all the other Dexters hated it. But then the Dexters saw a cop arresting a gangbanger on the side of the road and decided to help, even though they had already been on the road for eighty miles.
"What's going on here?" asked Dexter as he stuck his head out he window. "I'm Dexter the Dogtective!" said Dexter. "I'm an innocent man! I work for Ultor and my name is Dexter!" said Dexter, former member of the Third Street Saints.
"Don't you see there's something more important than petty crime?!" explained Dexter. "An evil madman named Dexter Badguy is trying to use his anti-Dexter ray to destroy all Dexters!"
"Destroy all Dexters?!" Dexter and Dexter said in unison. "We have to stop him!" Dexter shouted. Dexter and Dexter put their differences aside and joined our heroes in their epic adventure, united by their fellow Dexterish bond. The Dexters of the world were in trouble, and only Dexter, Dexter, Dexter, Dexter, Dexter, Dexter, and Dexter could stop him!
Finally after an eleven-mile trip that united them all, they made it to Dexter's lair, where they found Dexter building his Anti-Dexter ray, Dexter shouted "Dexter! Your evil anti-Dexter ways must be stopped!" and Dexter laughed. "No Dexter, this is not an Anti-Ray Dexter ray! This is a PRO-Dexter ray, capable of RE-Dexterization!"
"What?" Dexter shouted, completely confused by this turn of events. "Yes, my pro-Dexter gun will change everyone in the world into Dexters while I change my name to Bob! Then when everyone is Dexter, no one will be! Except for me because I won't be Dexter, so i'll be the only Dexter!"
"You won't get away with it, Dexter!" said Paul. "We're going to stop you!" Dexter continued.
"Not when I use my Dexter-Verb gun to turn all the verbs in the world into Dexter!" said Dexter, then he Dextered the button on his Dexter-Verb gun and Dextered all the verbs in the world to Dexter. Dexter, Dexter, Dexter, Dexter, Dexter and Dexter Dextered at Dexter, but Dexter Dextered out of the way with fantastic dexterity.
Dexter Dextered up his Dexter-Gun and Dextered at Dexter, but Dexter Dextered it with his Dexter blocker. Dexter got mad and Dextered at Dexter, but Dexter got in the way and Dextered his Dexter. Dexter and Dexter came to help Dexter Dexter down, but Dexter Dextered out and Dextered Dexter!
Dextering quickly, Dexter Dextered towards Dexter and Dextered him, allowing Dexter to Dexter from Dexter's Dexter-hold, which allowed Dexter to Dexter Dexter with his leg, Dexter quickly dexterously Dextered and Dextered the eight Dexters with a spinning Crane-Dexter!
Dexter Dextered all the Dexters with rope so they couldn't Dexter his plan, but Dexter quickly escaped from his bindings and untied Dexter, Dexter, Dexter, Dexter, Dexter, Dexter and Dexter! "You saved us, Dexter!" Dextered Dexter. "Go Dexter, go!" Dextered in Dexter. "I mean, Dexter, Dexter, Dexter!" Dexter tried to Dexter his Pro-Dexter gun, but Dexter Dextered on him and Dextered him! Dextered Dextered off the Dexter-Beam and then he shut off the Dexter-Verb beam because my head is hurting so bad.
So the police arrested Dexter Badguy. "Good job Dexter, Dexter, Dexter Dexter, De-" Police Chief Dexter gasped as he ran out of breath and inhaled. Dexter patted him on the back and he felt better. "-xter, Dexter, Dexter and Dexter! You've saved the day!" said Police Chief Dexter. "No problem Dexter, just doing our job!" Said Dexter Morgan.
Dexter looked over to his lieutenant, Harry, and smiled. "You think we should buy these guys a round of cold root beers?" he asked. "Haha! Of course!" said Harry. "Anything for Dexters!"
At no point did any of the Dexters become lumberjacks. Also the root beer was full of Dextrose.