Title: Icha Icha: Sex ed, Kushina-style!

Beta reader: xxShadowheartxx

Author: TheRoadrunner

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto

Chapter 2: Let me teach you!

Warnings: Lemon, Hentai, Incest

Crucial information: Naruto has never met Kushina when he conquered the Nine-Tails. Instead he was able to subdue the fox without other help.

"The name is Uzumaki Kushina. I'm your mother."

Shortly after, the redhead threw her head back and began to laugh hysterically, "I've fucked my son, my own son!"

RING RING RING RING

Naruto frowned and eyed the crazy woman, who was straddling his lap, suspiciously, before he kicked the stupid, irritating clock with his foot.

"Your name is Uzumaki Kushina?" he questioned, looking the woman up and down.

"Yes."

"And you're my mother?"

"That's what I said."

"Well, I've never heard of you," the blonde shrugged, and leaned back into the comfy chair, "and that means, I don't believe you."

The redhead looked at her claimed son in disbelief, "How can you say that? I'm your mother!"

"And? That proves nothing. We don't even look alike. Your hair is silky and red. It's the complete opposite of mine. But I'll give you the chance to prove your ridiculous theory," Naruto responded angrily.

"Your father is Namikaze Minato-" the redhead began, but Naruto cut her off.

"That's common knowledge after the last war," he waved his hand lazily, "got anything else?"

The redhead glared at him for interrupting her so rudely, and continued, "And you are the host of the Nine-Tailed demon fox."

"That's common knowledge too. That proves nothing. I'm sorry, lady."

Kushina sighed, sightly irritated by his constant denial, and asked, "Do you know who was the previous host?"

"What do you mean?" He asked, confusion playing across his face.

"Oh please, don't tell me that you actually thought you were the first host of the Nine-Tails."

"Well," The blonde stammered, and scratched his whiskered cheek.

"You are the third one … and I was the second one," Kushina stated and crossed her arms under her breasts to show her disbelief about his oblivion. Though her action caused her bosom to show its luscious cleavage.

Naruto gulped at the magnificent sight of her heaved, plump breasts, and noticed that his best thing was still buried deep inside her sex.

"You're really my mom?" He asked cautiously.

"I really am," she replied and gave him a serene smile, the kind only one's mother could give. He knew what they looked like. After all, he was forced to watch when the mothers would come and collect their children at the playground years ago.

"You're my mom!" Naruto exclaimed happily, a lone tear escaping his eye.

"Wait! I licked her pussy,and her butt-hole, and made her cum! And twenty seconds ago, I shot my load inside her …"

The realization of their doing resulted in the most curious reaction one could imagine. The blonde closed his eyes and groaned heavily, while his carnal body instincts told him to pump another load into the female on top of him.

Kushina, slightly worried about her newly-found son's painful groans, leaned forward and petted his cheeks. "Naruto, are you alright?"

"Too … late …, " the blond moaned, his eyes rolling back into their sockets.

The redhead was frantic. "What's wrong with you? How can I help yo-" But before she could end her question, a series of hot, seamy ropes splattering against the backside of her womb silenced her.

Kushina wanted to react somehow, but her body betrayed her. She felt bliss and slumped down on top of him, while his pulsating glans continued to spill his sticky seed inside her.

"I'm sorry," Naruto whispered, coming down from his high, "my body reacted on its own."

"Uhuh," she replied groggily and stood up when the power returned to her body, accompanied by two small plopping noise. The first time when his mushroom-shaped glans left her womb, and the second time when it left her entrance.

Kushina could feel the heat rushing to her cheeks, and decided to move to the bed immediately, burying her face inside a pillow.

Naruto, totally oblivious to the embarrassment she felt, walked over to the bed and sat down on the edge of the bed. "I've only got one question. Where were you?"

The redhead winced upon hearing the pained question, which was only a nicer form of 'why were you not there?'. Kushina rolled to her back and sat up, covering her sex with her closed legs. Neither of them caring to hide their nudity.

"I was lied to … and before you say something, I know that's a really lame excuse," she said quietly, and looked at his face for any reaction. He nodded slowly, showing his willingness to hear her story.

"And that's it," Kushina finsihed, breathing a sigh of relief. Naruto had listened to her whole story, and even seemed to enjoy it.

"You've met old man Tazuna and Inari?" Naruto asked enthusiastically, his eyes wide and bright.

"Yes, and I've seen the bridge," she answered. The blonde's grin stupefied tenfold by hearing her talk about 'his' bridge. "And I know from where the bridge received its name. I'm really proud of you." She gave him another one of those mother smiles.

"I can understand why you left the village after they told you that dad and I had died. But why didn't you tried to contact me, later?" Naruto asked, happy that his mom hadn't abandoned him, yet sad that she hadn't tried to reestablish a connection between them.

"I really tried, son. The first time I had heard from you, was when you had fought in the chunin exam. And by the time I could reach Konoha, you had already left with Jiraiya for your training trip. Sadly, the old pervert concealed both your traces too well for me to track. And after you returned, everything happened so fast. There was Konoha's destruction, and the begining of the fourth shinobi war. I didn't want to shock you with the fact that I was alive," Kushina explained, grief-stricken.

"When did you plan on telling me?" asked Naruto, the hurt evendent in his eyes.

"I saw you with your friends and comrades … and you were so happy. I could only imagine what I might cause with my revelation. And finally, I decided to never reveal our bond to anyone. I didn't want to cause more harm than good," Kushina concluded, a stream of tears left her eyes.

Naruto sighed, "You may be right. But I cannot help but feel hatred for my mother, for never being there for me," Naruto commented, at which Kushina covered her face with her hands and started sobbing uncontrollably. "Though I don't hate you, because I don't see you as my mother."

Perplexed, Kushina wiped a few tears from her eyes, and looked up at her grinning son, "What do you mean by that?"

"For me, you're simply Kushina. The fiery redhead with the most awesome body I've ever seen," Naruto said, which caused another dark-red blush to heat up her cheeks. "Additionally, you're the first woman with whom I had sexual intercourse and … you're the one who has stolen my virginity."

"Well, … I thought …," Kushina stammered, realizing that she had indeed stolen his first time.

"And I'm damn happy about that."

"You are?" She asked, perplexed.

"I feel like I can trust you and I would love to have you in my life … as long as you don't try to be my mother," Naruto argued, wiggling a finger in front of her face.

Kushina frowned, though she was very happy that her son wanted her in his life, despite their tragic history, "And what should our relationship look like? Do you want me to be a normal friend?"

"Hehe," the blonde blushed and scratched the back of his head, "I would like to continue the current relationship I have with you. But only If you don't have a problem with that!" he finished hurrily, not wanting to offend her.

"Our current …," she mumbled until realization hit her with full force, "Oh, that. Oh. OH!" she exclaimed, clasping a hand over her mouth.

"It's a stupid idea. Sorry that I mentioned it," the blonde interjected, his head hanging down.

Observing her downcast son, Kushina couldn't avoid gazing at his still hard penis. "Naruto, tell me. Did you ever kiss a girl? Before me?"

"Well, I kissed someone, though it wasn't a girl," the blonde said, not really noticing what he had just said.

The redhead's eyes widened, and she nearly face-palmed herself, he still had to learn a lot of things.

"Maybe I wasn't able to give you a mother's love, but I can give you a woman's love, if that is what you really want."

Naruto spun around and grabbed her shoulders, shouting excitedly, "YES!"

Kushina, surprised by his healthy outburst, laughed, "Then I'll teach you, so that you are prepared when you met the right woman."

Naruto, however, frowned and shook his head, "Apparently, you didn't understand me. You really are a babe. And I totally love your red hair. Optical-wise, there could be no one better. Additionally, I've got the really deep feeling, that I can trust you without limit."

Slowly, it dawned her what was happening with him, "Of course! We had sex and his body's responding to my Uzumaki genes. That's bad!"

"Naruto, hear me! You're currently drugged. Your body is reacting to my pure Uzumaki genes. This happens every time when a pure and a half-breed Uzumaki have sex with each other. The half-breed's genes is telling him to mate with the pure one. We have to stop now or other woman will never be able to attract you!" Kushina warned the intoxicated-looking blonde.

"I don't care. My whole life I relied on my instinct. I won't stop, now," Naruto responded and pushed the redhead down, pinning her arms down with his hands.

"Naruto …," Kushina said, feeling the heat of his sex against her crotch.

The intoxicated blonde moved his hips forwards in order to penetrate the female below him, yet his actions were too sloppy to penetrate her effectively. After brushing her sex a few times, he ejaculated on top of her belly. The last event cleared the fog on his mind, making him not only realize what he had nearly done, but also that he had absolutely no knowledge in terms of lovemaking.

Naruto rolled on his back and covered his face with his hands as he hadn't the courage to look at Kushina, right now.

"Naruto, did you really mean it. You love my hair?" She asked cautiously, after swiping away the semen on her belly with a tissue.

"Yes, it really is very beautiful," he replied softly, and dared a glance at her.

She was smiling widely and placed a chaste kiss on his lips. "That would make it your first kiss with a woman," Kushina giggled. "You know, Naruto. I used to hate my hair in my childhood. Hearing your words, I can only say one thing. I love you."

The redhead boasted in laughter when his face color nearly matched her hair and he began to stammer some incoherent sentences.

"If I continue now, then I'll be the first and last woman you have sex with. Are you really fine with that," she asked seriously.

"There's no one with whom I would want to spent my life with more than you."

"Do you really mean that? We 'know' each other not more than a half day."

Naruto looked down and fell in a pondering silence before he spoke with honesty, "That's what my heart is telling me. It's like there's a voice deep inside me which is telling me to make you mine."

"I see, then let me teach you how you can please me," Kushina stated and squatted over his hard penis.

She lowered herself and rubbed her labia against his throbbing sex. "These are the lips of my vulva, also called labia. Be careful when you lick my pussy, because they're very, very sensitive," the redhead explained, gaining some eager nods of him.

Then, Kushina used her fingers to spread her pussy's lips in order to teach him another lesson. "Thanks to my puffy lips, my entrance and clitoris are pretty well concealed … and thus extremely sensitive. Don't apply to much force when you tease my clit," Kushina warned and rubbed her erogenous organ tenderly, causing her to moan in pleasure.

Aroused by her very realistic insight of the female sex, Naruto felt more and more blood rushing into his penis, which caused the violent twitches of his best piece to become slightly painful.

"Brace yourself, this will sooth your pain," Kushina announced and and lowered herself so that his member penetrated her vaginal canal until she felt a familiar pressure on her cervix's mouth.

The blonde's painful groans changed to blissful moans when her canal's silky walls and folds caressed his strained meat with undulating movements. The wavelike motions caused her own sticky, gooey juice to dance over his shaft.

Now, Kushina had to brace herself because pushing his glans into her womb put a huge strain on her sensitive barrier. "I've never thought, that such a thing would be possible. Though it's pure bliss when his head spurts his hot seed into my womb … snap out of it, Kushina!"she mentally slapped herself, trying to clear her head a bit.

She started with slow rocking motions, so that her cervix could become acquainted with the soon-to-be invader. After two or three minutes of pushing his head into her sanctum with force, she gave up and moved her hips in a circular motion.

"That's better, did you feel this? You're pushing against my cervix," Kushina commented, her head risen to the ceiling while her partner moaned like no tomorrow.

The redhead grinned at the squirming blonde, "Well, he was a virgin one hour ago. But I'm sure he'll improve in no time."

With a audible plop, the resistance of her cervix lessened to the point where his mushroom-shaped glans was able to enter the final chamber, her womb. Kushina sighed contently. After all, the feeling she was experiencing, right now, was pure heaven.

"Naruto, sit up," she ordered and he obliged.

"It's unfair. Why do you have to be taller than me?" Naruto asked surly, and looked up to see her grinning face.

"Don't sulk!" She warned in a laugh, "Soon, you will be able to look down on me."

"Hmpf!" he huffed, and looked grumpy for a second.

The redhead laughed again and snaked her arms around his neck, before she started to stretch her legs. That action resulted in a surprised yelp by the blonde, because Kushina's full weight was now resting on his lap.

"Mhmm, you're reaching so deep!" She moaned and pushed his head into her cleavage.

"Mbmbpphfpmp!" cried the blond, sufficating in her large cleavage.

"Oxygen is overrated," Kushina giggled and released him from her clasp.

"Uwah! I thought I would die in there. Though your boobs smell really good," Naruto commented, dreamily.

"It's time for lesson one. When I will start rocking my hips, I want you to concentrate on your own orgasm. Enjoy it and learn about it's various facets."

"And you?" he asked.

Kushina grinned again and pinched his cheek, "Right now, in your condition, you won't be able to make me cum. When you have the necessary endurance you can pound me until I start thrashing around under your body."

Naruto nodded eagerly. Additionally, lust started to form in his belly when he imagined the feisty redhead squirming with pleasure created by him.

Then she started to move her hips in a tender forwards and backwards motion, producing sloppy and wet sounds caused by their two sexes rubbing against each other.

"I totally love that sound," Naruto moaned and used her breasts a pillow. "I think I'm cumming, right now."

"That's fine, don't stop it," Kushina commented and increased her sliding on his lap.

His moans grew louder rapidly. Especially the friction between her cervix and the underside of his glans caused his impending orgasm to unfold. Frantically, he searched something to grab for. His left hand lie flat down on her back, entangled with strands of red hair, while his right one rubbed the area between her buttocks.

With a last groan, his seed started its travel from scrotum via shaft to glans, while the phallus' owner buried his face happily in the heavenly valley between her breasts.

Kushina stopped her sliding movements and smiled at the moaning blonde. She gasped slightly when the first seamy rope plastered the backside of her womb. Though she noticed, that he didn't let himself fall in the pleasure, because his spurts were way too irregular.

"Naruto, don't fight against it, let yourself fall."

"You can talk. It feels like the pressure is bursting my guy down there," the blonde protested.

"Try it!" Kushina ordered and caressed his neck with her nails, forcing a frisson of pleasure to run through him.

Naruto obliged … and moaned loudly when the trickle of semen changed into raging current.

Kushina's eye widened by the inhuman increase and hoped inwardly, that her womb would expand enough to bear his apparent infinite semen.

"Uh, I think you are bloating my belly," the redhead giggled hysterically.

Naruto, however, was on cloud nine after letting himself fall into the raw pleasure of his orgasm and didn't notice her belly's rapid-growing bump against his torso.

One minute later, he sighed contently after spouting the last rope and frowned when he heard the hysteric laughter of his partner. Then he noticed her slightly pregnant-looking belly and gasped.

"You're a bad boy, filling me up so much. Have you no shame?" She giggled.

"Are you alright, Kushina?" He asked, worried about her mental state.

"I am totally fine," the redhead responded. "Are you ready for lesson two?"

"What it is about?" Naruto asked, nervous.

Kushina smiled and petted his whiskered cheeks, "Tell me, do you like milk?"

A/N: I'm back! It's really weird for me to read this chapter because I've written it one and a half month ago. It's like another person has written it. You may want to know which were the persons who lied to Kushina. The background will be revealed in small portions. There will be some humorous facts about the Uzumaki clan in the next chapters too ;)

Aside from the story, I've received a lot of critique concerning Kushina having sex with other guys. My intention was to turn Kushina into an experienced woman; not a slutty one. In the end, this fact is not really important for my small plot. That means I will change the sentence in the first chapter. Kushina will be the maiden you want her to be.

The next update will be most likely for Whirlpool of Love. The latest updates can be found on my profile page.

Roadrunner