"You must be wondering why I called you all here today."

"This had better be important Usopp Zeff's gonna kill me when he finds out I'm not at work," Sanji interrupted angrily

"Yeah you practically kidnapped me and I was busy helping Nojiko," Nami threw in.

"Shithead, how dare you kidnap the beautiful Nami."

"I was in the middle of training."

"Dr. Kureha needs my help at the hospital."

"I was at band practice." The room erupted in complaints. Usopp sighed.

"GUYS," he shouted. The room quieted down and Usopp was met with the glares of his friends. "I know you all are very busy people but this is extremely important and life changing for all of us."

"This better not be another story," Sanji huffed.

Usopp gave him a look and returned to his speech. "As we all know, Luffy is seventeen, and before now he's never been particularly interested in this issue but due to recent happenings, Luffy has decided he wants to drive." There was a shocked silence while everyone envisioned the terrifying possibilities.

"Oh my god," Nami said breathlessly, "this is a disaster, Luffy can not be allowed to drive."

"How the hell did he get that that idea?" Zoro asked.

"I don't know," Usopp replied nervously, coincidentally omitting the fact that he had invited Luffy over for a marathon of racing movies.

"This isn't good," Franky said.

"He's gonna kill himself," Chopper wailed

"He'd be fine it's everyone, and everything, else I'm worried about," Sanji said.

"Do you think he'd pass the driver's ed test?" Brook asked. Everyone calmed down a bit.

"That's a good point bro," Franky said, relieved.

"When does he take the test?" asked Nami, "and why didn't he tell any of us about this?"

"He left to take it an hour ago, he said he'd text me when he was done to tell me whether or not he passed, and I don't know maybe he wanted to surprise all of you or something." Usopp explained.

"He won't pass the test we have nothing to worry about," Nami reassured the group. Just then Usopp's phone let off a ring. He lifted the phone and stared at the glowing picture of an envelope and gulped before flipping open the phone and clicking on the icon. The group stared on in anticipation. Usopp's face paled and the faces of the rest of the group paled in reply.

"H-he… passed," Usopp confirmed needlessly. The friends all began talking at once, lamenting the peace of the streets. Robin's comment summed up all of their exclamations nicely.

"This is not going to end well."

A/N: Hey guys, it's me. I'm really sorry i haven't posted anything in so long but I'm sorry to say I've moved on to other fandoms and my beloved One Piece has been somewhat left behind. Still i feel like i have a better understanding of these characters after 600+ episodes than any of the other series i'm watching. This was something i had lying around and i figured i might as well post it. I hope you liked it. Please leave a review.