Hi cute diary,

My name is Ike Greil and I found this you in Marth's room. Wow, you look so cool in hot pink. I think I'm going to name you Elincia. You are now my new girlfriend. Now I can tell all of my secrets to you. One day, I'm going to fight and win using chickens! Speaking of chickens now I'm hungry. I think I'll eat Falco a little later, I like writing in you Elincia.

Hm now who should I write about? Wait now I know, Martha! I think I saw him flirting with Peach. They make such a perfect couple, like Zelda and Snake. Now I think I just made myself feel lonely; EVIL! Lots of people mistaken Marth as a girl and some of them think he likes boys, which is kinda funny. I don't like when people say he likes me. It's just, awkward. I do think I'm better then him and I'll knock him out in brawl someday.

Now I feel like writting about Pit. The angel boy that looks like a girl and happens to have a crush on this evil girl that always knocks me out. I think her name's Ellen. Hm, I wonder how old Pit is, he looks like he's only 15 years old or something like that. I think whenever I fight against him in Brawl I'll rip his wings off. I want to see if he's going to scream like a little girl if I do rip them off.

Hm, I feel like I should write about someone who doesn't like me at all, Roy! I know why he hates me so much, he got kicked out in Brawl and I replaced him. It was awesome! I'm so glad to be in Brawl I like trying kick everyones butts! Unfortunately I lose alot in the battles because I'm very, very slow. I'm always going to be better then Roy and now I feel so... evil!

What else should I write in you... earlier today I was fighting against Link, but I lost. He seems so weak but he's stronger then I thought. One time I thought Link was a girl because his tunic looks like a dress. I wonder what would happen if I called Link a girl. Eh I'd think he'd run away and scream like a little girl saying "I'M NOT A GIRL!" or KO me in a brawl stage like usual. I'd bet without his sword, he's just a useless boy.

Wow, I wrote alot in you Elincia. I've never wrote this much since, forever! Now I think I'll go eat Falco. Well, I'm done writing in you for now Elincia. Bye cutie!

-Ike

Hi Guys! Hope ya liked the chappie, I don't own super smash bros brawl Oh and the dates are gonna be at random.