This needed to be done. I was amazed there want one already. I OWN NNOOTTHHIINNGG! except my faithful goldfish Kelly, Sebastian, Kurt, and Alfonzo. AND A CAMERA! Which is filled with pictures of my goldfish… okay, random spell over. Time to write!

Elizabeth Swann Turner~

Elizabeth Swann Turner: Anyone in the Port Royale area?

Comments:

Will Turner: no…..

Elizabeth Swann Turner: well no duh.

Captain Jack Sparrow: try Tortuga, luv

Elizabeth Swann Turner: grrrr stop calling me that

Captain Jack Sparrow: whatever you say…..Lizzie :)

Elizabeth Swann Turner: … my name is not Lizzie.

Captain Jack Sparrow: It is now.

Angelica: I like it! I am calling you Lizzie from now on!

Hector Barbossa: agreed

Anamaria: yup!

Captain Jack Sparrow: :)

Elizabeth Swann Turner: I. am. Going. To. Kill. Jack. Sparrow.

Comments:

Captain Jack Sparrow: as I recall, that didn't work out too well the first time :)

Elizabeth Swann Turner: well, I doubt there'll be a meeting of the brethren court right after you die again, and this time, you'll be actually DEAD, not just in the locker.

Captain Jack Sparrow: well, you don't know where I am, so I'm safe

Elizabeth Swann Turner: you just said you were in Tortuga.

Captain Jack Sparrow: buggar… sigh so, y do u wanna kill me this time?

Elizabeth Swann Turner: EVERYONE is calling me LIZZIE. LIZZIE. Is it 2 much 2 ask just 2 b called elizabeth? Honestly, what Pirate King's name is LIZZIE?

Captain Jack Sparrow: yours XD

Angelica: lol

Elizabeth Swann Turner: …..

Elizabeth Swann Turner is in Tortuga

Comments:

Will Turner: oh goodness…jack, I fear we may be seeing each other soon…..

Captain Jack Sparrow: who says im still in Tortuga, mate?

Scarlet: I do!

Giselle: kill him for us, Lizzie dear!

Elizabeth Swann Turner: will do! And my names not Lizzie!

Captain Jack Sparrow to Elizabeth Swann Turner: remind me y I voted for u again.

Comments:

Elizabeth Swann Turner: 1, because I had the best idea, 2, because if we all hid out in the fortress half of us would be dead in a week, 3, because if we released Calypso, nothing good happened, and 4, because im awesome like that:)

Captain Jack Sparrow: I see a problem with that last one…..

Elizabeth Swann Turner: ur rite. Im EPICALLY awesome:)

Captain jack Sparrow: …

Anamaria: lol

Angelica to Elizabeth Swann Turner: you make a lot of speeches. Or rants. I haven't decided what they are.

Comments:

Will Turner: lol she DOES!

Elizabeth Swann Turner: …

Capitan Jack Sparrow: they are defiantly rants.

Elizabeth Swann Turner: double….

Hector Barbossa: just notice?

Elizabeth Swann Turner: u know what? I've had about enough of this! I suggest u ALL watch ur backs for a while.

Angelica: oh no…

Will Turner: I do believe we are all dead.

Captain Jack Sparrow: ur already dead!

Will Turner: actually, I don't think imm dead. Im actually not sure what I am.

Anamaria: that is wrong on soooooo many levels….

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