Why'd I do this? Because I can~

Ok, I am a /huge/ fan of Hetalia crossovers, I mean, there are so many characters that it's so easy and I wanted to do one! (I'm thinking about doing a Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World one aswell, but that's for another day)

A few bits are changed but most of it is the same and I hope I've chosen the right characters.

So, I best shut up now and just get on with the story.

ENJOY~

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"This is your lunch, I put a dollar in there so that you can buy some milk. You can ask one of the big kids where to do that."

"Do you remember our phone number? I wrote it down for you anyway just incase. Put in your pocket, I don't want you to lose it"
"Ok then...you ready?" My dad asked, as I stood up.

"I think so" I smiled.

"It's Maddy's big day!" My dad said proudly, raising his camera to take a picture of me and my mom. She began to cry. I guess it's natural for parents to cry on their kids first day at school, but that usually happens when the kid is 5. I'm 16, and until today, I was home schooled. I know what you're thinking, home schooled kids are freaks, or weirdly religious or something. But my family is normal. Except for the fact that both my parents are research zoologists who spent the last 12 years in Africa. I had a great life. But then my mom got tenure at Northwestern University. So it was goodbye Africa, and hello High School.

"ARGH" I heard my mom scream as I was almost run over by a big yellow school bus. Damn my daydreaming!

"S-sorry. I'm fine. I'll be careful." My parents looked totally worried before I turned around (checking both sides of the road this time) and crossed. All the students were hanging around outside the school. Some of them really scared me, they were staring at me like I was some weird creature they'd never seen before. The ones that weren't looking at me were either gossiping or fighting.

I calmed down as soon as I found my class. I found this tall girl with long light blonde hair with a bow in it, standing at the front of the class. I guess, she must be the teacher.

"Hi, I'm Maddy Williams. I don't know if anybody told you. I'm new here-" I was cut off.

"Talk to me again and I'll kick your ass!" The girl walked away and sat at one of the desks. I heard some giggles from two people across the room. I walked over to take a seat next to the girl who just threatened me but was stopped by a Hungarian accent.

"I wouldn't sit there if I was you. Natalia Arlovskaya's boyfriend sits there." As soon as she said that, this young man with shoulder length brown hair walked in and sat next to her.

"Hey Baby~" She said before she started making-out with the boy. It kinda looked like she was trying to eat him. I went to take another seat but I was stopped again.

"Uh-uh! He farts alot..." I looked at the slightly over-weight boy as he looked at me with what looked like sadness in his eyes. Ok. I was still trying to find a seat. I walked across the front of the class room until I collided with someone. Knocking coffee and donuts all over the thing I bumped into. Uh-oh. It was the teacher.

"I-I am so sorry!" I apologized as I started to pick the things up.

"It's not your fault. I'm bad luck." I looked up to see that she had long blonde hair with a cross shaped clip in it, and purple-blue eyes. After picking up her things, I placed them on her desk. I turned around to see her standing there with her arms in the air and her bra on show.

"Miss Bondevik?" A voice came from the door. A man with spikey blonde hair and a red shirt stood in the doorway.

"...My T-shirt is stuck to my sweater isn't it?" She asked.

"Yeah..." I answered, helping her pull her T-shirt down as she took the rest of her sweater off.

"Fantastic."

"Is everything alright in here?" The man asked walking into the classroom fully.

"Oh yeah, fine."

"So...how was your summer?"

"I got divorced."
"Oh...Well, my carpal tunnel came back." The man held up his hand that was wrapped up in bandages.

"I win~"
"Yes, you do." His eyes kept on drifting to her chest. I may have no clue in this sort of thing but I think he likes her. "Well, I just wanted everyone to know we have new student here today. She came all the way from Africa."
"Welcome~" Miss Bondevik smiled at this girl in the middle of the class.

"...I'm from Michigan..."

"Great."

"Her name is Maddy, Maddy Williams. Where are you Maddy?" The man looked around the room for me. Ok, I know I'm sometimes over-looked or just plain invisible, but this was ridiculous! I'm standing right here!

"U-um. I'm here. Right here." I said embarrassed, waving my hand.

"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't see you there. Welcome to our school." He smiled.

"Thanks" I smiled back. But I still need a seat.

"Well, welcome Maddy. And thank you, Mr Kohler." Miss Bondevik said, sounding rather impatient.

"Well, thank you...and uh, if you need anything or need to talk to somebody..." Mr Kohler trailed off.

"Maybe sometime when my shirt isn't see through..."

"Ok..." He got one last glance at my teachers chest (for quite sometime, it was /awkward/) he finally said "Ok...good day everybody!" And finally left the room. Did I mention that was awkward?

...

The first day of school was a blur. A stressful, surreal blur. I got in trouble for the most random things. For example:

In Science Class

I got up to got to the bathroom.

"Where are you going?" My teacher asked.

"Oh, I have to go to the bathroom" I told him. No lying, it wasn't like I was gonna skip or anything.

"You need a lavatory pass."

"Ok. Can I have a lavatory pass?"

He chuckled. "Nice try. Have a seat." He pointed to my chair and I walked to it, confused. Oh, and my class laughed at me. Was this a joke? Cause if it was, I didn't get it!

I have never lived in a world where adults didn't trust me and were always yelling at me.

"Don't read ahead!"

"No green pen!"

"No food in class!"

"STAY IN YOUR ASSIGNED SEAT!"

...

I had alot of friends in Africa. But so far, none here.

...

"Hey, how was your fist day?" My dad asked happily as soon as I walked through the front door. I couldn't answer him. I couldn't just say that it was awful or I hated it. I'm not like that. So, I did as anybody like me would do. Run away to my room, fighting back tears.

That's normal right?