Emu: Hey all! I was sorta bored, so yeah. I made this. WAHA! Cat, if you would?

Cat: Emu owns nothing. She is poor. She is stupid. She needs a job. She also smells bad and… Is thrown into the dog infested neighbor's yard

Emu: Now that we got that out of the way, ON WITH THE STORY!

Clomp! CLOMP! CLLLOOOMMPPP! The suitcases smashed onto the fine-polished tables with unnecessary force. Both lawyers straightened their ties and exchanged icy glares. Flicking dust off of their cheap suits, they walked forward, until their noses almost touched.

"Well, if it isn't Ima Foeggy," one in a blue suit sneered.

"Didn't think I'd see you again so soon, Ucky Sliime," replied the other one who was adorned in a dusty green suit.

"And why's that?" Ucky questioned.

"After that last embarrassing defeat of yours, I never thought that you'd be stupid enough to show your face in public again."

"Oh yeah, well, uh, YOU HAVE A BIG BUTTOX!" yelled Ucky with venom.

"Yeah well, YOU SMELL! And you have an ugly ear lobe! What's up with that ear lobe?" shrieked Ima pointing at Ucky's unbelievingly large and slightly green earlobe.

"At least I can play…TENNIS!" spat Ucky.

"What do you use as a racket? THAT EAR?!"

"WOULD YOU STOP ABOUT MY EAR ALREADY!!!" The crowd that had gathered for the trial sat back in their seats to watch as a vicious name calling battle ensued. Luckily for them a popcorn guy was outside. Resting their feet on top of the brightly shinning wood railings, the audience munched on the popcorn and cheered for the two squabbling lawyers.

"BOOGER NOSE!"

"FART BRAIN!"

"BIG BUTT!"

"PEA HEAD!"

"PREHISTORIC PREMADDONNA!"

"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!"

"I don't know. BUT YOU'RE DUMB ANYWAY!"

"THAT"S IT! You son of a rubber ducky!" With that last remark, Ima lunged at an unprepared Ucky. The two grappled for control as they rolled on the courtroom floor. Now the audience members were taking bets. The jury shrugged and made 'GO LUCKY UCKY' and 'Ima's FINA' signs. Some people became so enthralled with the fight that they failed to notice as the guards rushed in.

"BREAK IT UP!" huffed a horribly large officer. He stuffed a donut into his pudgy mouth and then continued his speech. "There will be no hurting and/or killing of lawyers…" The gathered crowd sighed. "UNTIL the trial is over." The audience cheered and set to work making signs and bets for the future battle. "Fighting lawyers. Who'd have thought they would be so popular," mumbled the officer before flinging the said lawyers apart.

Ima wiped some blood that had formed from the corner of his mouth. Ucky mirrored this action but spit at Ima while in the process. The two then opened their suitcases, removed two more suits, and ran off to change into them.

After about half an hour, the two lawyers returned with their noses high in the air. They turned to each other once more to resume talking. "So Ima, what's your case? Everyone knows that your client is guilty."

"Guilty of being a good citizen perhaps but not guilty of the charges set against him. Plus, you'll just have to wait to see my case before the jury like everyone else. You know why? Because you're a poo poo head. NA!" Ima stuck his tongue out at Ucky and made a goo goo face.

Trying desperately to keep his anger in check, Ucky replied, "You should be careful. You might just lose your hair." Ucky smiled evilly and pointed to the shabby brown toupee atop Ima's scalp. Ima growled in response and silently wondered what it would be like to rip every miniscule gray hair out of Ucky's greasy head.

"You may be the one ripping your hair out in despair my friend. They got a new judge, so you don't have your usual advantage." Ucky scowled at this comment. Since the old judge had been his golfing partner for over 20 years, he gained a higher chance of defeating all of the pests who dared to stand up to him. With his friend out of commission he might actually have to, to, WORK HARD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

"Yeah, I still won't have a problem defeating you!" Ucky masked the uneasy feeling that swept through him. Before another snide remark could be uttered, the courtroom guard rose.

"All rise for the honorable judge…Nny!"'

Emu: Short yes but I couldn't add anymore or the suspense would drop.

Cat: Drags her mangled body in I…hate…you

Emu: Aw. I love you too, poopsie. What do you guys think? Continue?