Mizu: I is still alive! Barely…I really hate apartment shopping. So many people out there want to rent me these crappy places that don't even allow me my pets and make me take up the rest of the utilities on top of an outrageous amount for rent. Grrr to them…But I have found a place that is amazing~! I can't wait till I move in! X3 Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia. I think that if I did, my giant of the map using Hetalia would be complete and look much more official than it does right now. Yep, that's right. I'm working on a giant map that is bigger than a normal room! Mwuhahaha…I still don't even know what I'm going to do with it when I'm done though…
Story two: Getting Canada noticed…
"Why doesn't anybody ever notice me…" Canada whimpered to himself as he walked over to his brother's house…again, "My own brother doesn't even see me half the time…"
Canada sighed as he knocked on his brother's door…again. Almost instantly, the door was flung up revealing his normally easily excitable brother America with his happy-go-lucky smile firmly in place on his face.
"Hi America," Canada sighed again as he entered the house.
"What's up, Canadia~!" America laughed, quickly shutting his door, "How come you're so late? That's not like you at all~!"
"I wasn't late!" Canada bristled, "You opened the door and looked around dumbly while I stood at the bottom of your steps!"
"I did?" America blinked.
"Yes!" Canada snapped, squeezing his pet Kumajiro tightly to his chest, "Then you slammed the door in my face when I reached the door cause your cell phone went off!"
"Well, why didn't you just knock again?" America asked.
"I did!" Canada exclaimed, "But you were so loud on the phone that I doubt that you heard me knock…"
"Well sorry about that~!" America laughed loudly.
Canada sighed again. He could honestly understand why Britain hated coming over to America's house for meetings. He was so rude to everybody now a days…
"So what did you call me for?" Canada asked.
"Oh yeah!" America beamed, quickly taking Canada by his hand and dragging him up the stairs, "You know how you are always complaining on how nobody ever notices you?"
"Yeah?" Canada questioned, not sure whether to trust his brother or not.
"Well, I figured out a way to get you noticed!" America laughed, tossing his brother into one of his rooms.
"You sure about that?" Canada asked nervously.
"Hey don't worry about a thing~!" America smirked before blindfolding his brother.
"Hey!" Canada shouted in surprise when America forced him to sit.
"Trust me, bro! You'll definitely thank me for this!" America laughed loudly.
"Where are they?" Britain sighed as he tapped his foot.
"Don't worry," France chuckled, "You know how easily America gets distracted."
"Yes but he doesn't normally get distracted when he calls us to go anywhere to meet him," Britain sighed, "Plus the fact that he said that he would be bringing Canada with him worries me."
"How so?" France questioned.
"You raised Canada for a time too. You know how Canada hates being late for anything," England pointed out, "Even if he couldn't get America to hurry up, he would be here by now, right?"
"True," France agreed, "Well, shall we drop by America's and see what's taking him?"
"Yeah," England nodded.
The two countries quickly made their way up to America's house. Britain knocked on the door, sighing after a few moments when he received no answer. The blonde shook his head before turning the doorknob only to find it unlocked.
"I keep telling that annoying git that he has to lock his doors," England growled slightly as the two entered.
"Well, the lights are still on so he must still be here-" France said just as America fell down the stairs.
"What the bloody hell!" England shrieked.
"Oh, hey British dude!" America nervously laughed, quickly hiding behind him, "I'm so glad that you guys are here!"
"Why did you just fall down your own stairs?" France asked, trying not to laugh.
"Well…I was trying to help Canada but he got all mad at me," America said.
"Canada? Mad?" France and England asked, trying desperately not to laugh.
"America!" Canada shouted in fury as Kumajiro ran down the stairs in fear.
"Eep!" America screamed, ducking behind England as one of his vases flew down at him.
"What the he-" France started to curse when Canada marched down the stairs…
"I'm going to kill you, America!" Canada shrieked, face bright red in anger and embarrassment.
…in a plaid mini skirt, female dress shirt, make-up, and pigtails.
"…Why the hell did you do that to your brother, America?" England asked, shaking his head in defeat.
"He always says that he wants to be noticed!" America tried to defend.
"But not like this!" Canada cried.
"Canada…" France whimpered.
"Y-Yes?" Canada stuttered.
"I had no idea that you flew that way," France said, a few stray tears in his eyes but a smile on his face, "No wonder I could never get you to look at women the way that I wanted to. Now that I know, I will try my best to help set you up with the best-"
Canada couldn't take anymore. He quickly punched France squarely in the jaw, knocking out the man. As France fell to the ground and England and America freaked out, the maple loving country quickly made his way back upstairs to change. He knew he shouldn't have trusted America…
Mizu: *still thinking of what to do with her map when it's finished*
Canada: Eh…Mizu? You still with us?
England: I think she might be broken.
America: What is she so focused on anyway?
Canada: What to do with her giant map when it's finished.
America: Really? I'm so flattered!
England: She's making a giant world map not a giant map of you!
Canada: *sighs* Well, while Mizu is busy pondering, I guess I finished up here. Remember that she loves all reviews and suggestions.
Italy: Ciao for now~! Ve~!
Canada, America, and England: …Where the hell did you come from?