Disclaimer: I do not own Gakuen Alice and the characters from other manga (Naruto) used in this chapter. The plot is all I own. Can I just give credit to someone, I actually had this conversation with him hours ago? (Well, not everything. Just some parts. I'll let you guess which ones. ;)

Legends:
Mikan
Natsume
Others


This is for you, Kevin.

I know you don't read this and I will never tell you that I made our convo as a chapter in one of my fictions because... no. Just no. :))


Text Messages V

Written by Shuffle Princess

"Of Ninjas and Knock Knock Jokes"


-beep beep-

Hey, Natsume. Are you awake?

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-toot toot-

No. I'm sleeping.

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-beep beep-

How come you're replying to me, then?

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-toot toot-

Because I'm not an idiot.

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-beep beep-

You love this idiot! :D

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-beep beep-

Natsume?

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-beep beep-

Hey, Natsume, you disappeared on me again. D:

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-toot toot-

That's because I'm a ninja. And ninjas disappear.

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-beep beep-

Then I hate ninjas now! D:

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Well, except for Hatake Kakashi because he's hot. (insert heart smileys here)

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-ding ding-

Imai, who is Hatake Kakashi?

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-beep beep-

Why?

~ Imai, Hotaru

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No particular reason. Just curious.

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Fifty rabbits per question.

~ Imai, Hotaru

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-ding ding-

Fine.

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-beep beep-

He's a hot ninja.

~ Imai, Hotaru

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-ding ding-

Hotaru.

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Yes?

~ Imai, Hotaru

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Who is Hatake Kakashi?

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A hot ninja.

~Imai, Hotaru

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-beep beep-

Natsume! You're right! We've got to find whoever that Hatake Kakashi is.

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-ding ding-

You don't need to tell me what to do.

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And that bunny signature is annoying.

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Can't remove it. Hotaru made it for me.

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Whatever.

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-toot toot-

You owe me fifty rabbits for telling him Hatake Kakashi is a hot ninja.

~ Imai, Hotaru

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I knew you'd tell him that for me! :D I have the bestest best friend in the whole world! :D

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I'm collecting the money.

~ Imai, Hotaru

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Hotaru! D: Make the robot stop pounding on my door! D: Please!

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Okay, I'll pay, but I have no money right now. D:

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-toot toot-

Fine. Interest will charge every hour. 0.05 rabbits.

~ Imai, Hotaru

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-ding ding-

Yaay! Thanks! I know you love me! :D

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-beep beep-

Natsume! D:

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I hate ninjas now!

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-toot toot-

So you hate Katake Kakashi?

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It's HATAKE KAKASHI. And no, I don't hate him. I only hate ninjas who disappear on me. 7n7

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There you go again, disappearing on me. D:

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Hey Natsume.

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I was kidding about Kakashi, you know.

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He's a manga character. I thought you'd know because you read mangas all the time. 7n7

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Knock knock.

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Sorry, Aoi was bugging me.

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Oh, it's alright. Say hi to her for me. :D

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She said you should come visit her next time.

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I will.

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Hey Natsume.

KNOCK KNOCK!

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Why are you knocking?

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You're supposed to say, "Who's there?" D:

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Who's there?

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Love.

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You can come in any time.

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Nooo! You ruined it! You have to say, "Love who?" D:

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But that was so sweet! :))))))))

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Then you'll say, "Love you" ?

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YES! D:

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Alright. Love who?

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Love you! (insert heart smileys here)

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I love you, too, Polka.

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I love you more!

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Aah, you disappeared on me again! 7u7

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Anyways, I need to study! Whoop! I love you my very hot ninja!

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DRABBLE END


Author's Notes:

Uhh... Hi. It's been so long. I've been messing with my real life so much. XD I do apologise.

And yes, Kakashi is hot. Have a good day everyone. Don't forget to tell me what you think through reviewing! :))

~ Shuffle Princess (01-10-15; 06:21AM)

Gee, I guess I need to sleep. :))