A/N: I've always loved Jason and Reyna, even before I finished SoN. Jason and Piper just never seemed quite right for each other. But then I read about Reyna, and I just knew. It was like, "BAM!" They'd be so cute together!

Feel free to submit suggestions! However, please don't write out the whole scenario. Just give me the pick – up line.

Oh, and these won't necessarily be in order. One in chapter three might be the first time they met, and one in chapter 2 could be the last day Jason was in Camp Jupiter… You get the point.

Disclaimer for the whole story: I own nothing. I don't own the characters, the series, or even most of the pick-up lines. I'm getting them off of Google.

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Reyna shivered in the cold, wondering why in the world she had agreed to this quest, when Jason plopped himself down next to her.

"H-hey," he said, his teeth chattering.

"Hi," she said softly, her breath clearly seen by her.

Jason looked at for one long, hard moment, and she felt years of anger and annoyance and irritation at him evaporate in that one loving look.

And then…

"You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?"

He's never been the same since.

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Reyna groaned as she three herself on her bunk. After a long, hard day of training, she wanted nothing more than to curl up in a ball and fall asleep.

Her deep brown eyes were just starting to close when something light landed on her nose. She sighed with annoyance and grabbed the slip of paper.

She opened it with irritation, nearly ripping it in half.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, and a sentencewithoutspaces.

"JASON!"

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Reyna was walking out of the girls' bathroom, shaking her hands to rid them of the icy droplets of water.

All of a sudden, Jason popped out of some random bush that just so happened to be there.

Reyna raised her eyebrows.

"Stalker much, are we, Jason?"

Jason chose to disregard this and said, instead, "You know, this kind of reminds me of something."

Reyna knew she should've rolled her eyes and walked off, but her curiosity got the better of her.

"What?"

"My love for you."

Reyna blushed a deep, burning red. "What does that have to do with me going to the bathroom?"

"Well, you see, my love for you is like diarrhea," Jason explained. "I just can't hold it in."

The slap could be heard all the way across camp.

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Reyna was getting really, really, really annoyed with a certain Jason Grace. He kept walking past her, pausing, as if to talk to her, then shaking his head and walking away.

The fifth time this happened, Reyna snapped. "Well? Do you have something to say to me, Cloud Hair?"

Jason paused, irritating her further.

"I mean, really!" Reyna started to rant. "This is so unlike you! No pick-up line? No aggravating comments? No hair-ripping remarks? No arrogant come-backs?"

Suddenly, a glimmer of mischief shone in Jason's eye, and Reyna started mentally slapping herself. Why, oh why did she have to test her luck?

"Your so beautiful that I forgot my pick-up line."

Reyna was deciding between rolling her eyes, storming off, punching his lights out, or possibly all three when she stopped and thought about what she said.

"You know," she said, musing. "That actually wasn't so bad."

"Yeah, I-"

"Don't push it."

(LINE BREAK)

Reyna was busy slashing dummies to pieces when she sensed trying-to-be-stealthy-and-epically-failing movement behind her.

She turned around, dagger and eyebrow simultaneously raised, before lower the former.

"Can I help you?" She asked the new kid – what was his name? Oh, yeah, Jason. Anyway, Jason had just been accepted into camp, having finished his long – time training with Lupa.

"Um, yeah. Can I have some directions?"

"Sure, kid." (He was both taller and probably older than her, but it gave her the necessary sense of superiority.) "Where?"

"Your heart."

"I'd like to see YOUR heart, kiddo. With THIS knife," here she waved it wildly "preferably IN IT!"

Jason has never run so fast in his life.

(LINE BREAK)

"HEY! REYNA!"

Reyna groaned softly, before plastering a large, fake smile on her face, and turning to face her personal stalker, Jason Grace.

"What is it this time, Jas-y?" She asked in a sickly – sweet voice, hoping beyond hope he'd get weirded out and GO AWAY.

"Well, you see, I was wondering how you were doing."

Reyna had spent the last few days under the care of some Apollo kids due to a very high fever. She'd been told Jason had been trying to visit her, but she told those taking care of her not to EVER let him in.

"Fine," she answered dully.

"Hey, I didn't ask how you were looking!"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, Grace. Go bother someone else."

Reyna could practically see the tail between his legs as he walked dejectedly away.