NOOOOOOO!

By Me The Awesome

Summary:

In TAK: the Hideous New Girl, ZIM repeatedly yells "NOOOOOOO!" whenever TAK tries to speak, after she demolishes his base. This is a lame, kind of stupid one-shot about what it ZIM keeps on yelling, instead of stopping after a few times. Random, I know :P No romance.

After TAK had finished explaining her horrible past, ZIM rolled his eyes. " Yes, yes, so you blame me for your horrible life, blah, blah, blah, BIG DEAL!"

"This is about taking your mission, ZIM, not revenge!" TAK hissed.

"You're after revenge?" ZIM seemed unaware of what TAK had just said.

"NO! It's not about revenge!" TAK shouted. "It's about taking what's rightfully mine. I should have been an invader! I should have been part of the Great Assigning! I shouldn't HAVE to be stealing THIS planet from YOU!"

ZIM paused for a moment, before yelling, "YOU'RE AFTER MY ROBOT BEE!"

TAK wasn't even sure why she'd want that in the first place. "NO! Listen to me. Listen...carefully! I'm a better invader than you could ever be. I blend in perfectly. The plan I have in store for this nasty rock will so impress the Tallest that they'll have no choice but to make me an invader."

"WHAT IS THIS –" he lowered his voice conspiratorially. "And what is this plan?"

TAK laughed softly.

"Yeah, yeah, I'm a master of comedy." ZIM said dismissively. "Now tell me this plan!"

TAK seemed gleefuly. "Part One involves crippling your base, so that you could only watch... AS I RUIN YOUR LIFE!" She unleashed a wave of Nanites that immediately began to work on destroying his base.

ZIM was horrified. "MY BEAUTIFUL BASE!"

TAK smiled. "Part Two is –"

"NOOOOOOO, MY BEAUTIFUL BASE! NOOOOOOO!" he interrupted.

TAK tried again. "Part Two is –"

"NOOOOOOO, MY BEAUTIFUL BASE! NOOOOOOO!" he cried.

TAK was getting irritated. "Part Two is –"

"NOOOOOOO!" he screamed.

"Part –" TAK didn't even get to the 'two' part.

"NOOOOOOO!"

She should really leave now… "Okay, I'm –"

"NOOOOOOO!"

"Okay, I'm leaving now." She turned to go.

"NOOOOOOO!"

"Will you –" she was really irked now, but she had to make him stop… somehow.

"NOOOOOOO!"

"Can you –"

"NOOOOOOO!"

"SHUT UP!" she screamed at the top of her lungs.

"NOOOOOOO!"

"AARGH!"

"NOOOOOOO!"

"Okay, this –"

"NOOOOOOO!"

"Okay, this is –"

"NOOOOOOO!"

"O –"

"NOOOOOOO!"

She gritted her teeth. "Mimi –"

"NOOOOOOO!"

If only she could get her SIR to help. "Mimi, go –"

"NOOOOOOO!"

"ZIM! I –"

"NOOOOOOO!"

"ZIM –"

"NOOOOOOO!"

"I command –"

"NOOOOOOO!"

"The Tallest –"

"NOOOOOOO!"

"BLAH BLAH BLAH I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

"NOOOOOOO!"

"Randomness!"

"NOOOOOOO!"

"Pizza!"

"NOOOOOOO!"

"Pigs!"

"NOOOOOOO!"

"OH MY TALLEST –"

"NOOOOOOO!"

"HELP ME –"

"NOOOOOOO!"

Notes:

1) Love it? Hate it? Jealous because I wrote this story before you did? TELL ME.

2) I have possible ideas for another chapter. Would you like that? Probably not, hee hee…

3) Randomness is awesome.

4) I AM AWESOME!