AZKABANA
by Veela
a parody of "Copa Cabana" by Barry Manilow
His name was Sir'us
He was a wizard
And James he wanted to protect, but he thought everyone'd suspect
So Sirius thought by his friend Peter
That the position would be filled, but James and Lily still were killed
Murdered by You-Know-Who
Betrayed by Pet - ti - grew
And Sirius was filled with anger
And knew what he'd do
He'd send the traitor
To Azkaban - a
Where dementors steal souls when they can - a
On the island of Azkaban - a
Terror and despair can always be found there
To Azkaban... he'd send Wormtail
His name was Peter
Secret Death Eater
And he stood in a Muggle square, and so Black found him standing there
But Peter had a plan to escape him
As Sirius approached the mage, Peter accused him with false rage
And then their wands were drew
Now there's no Pet - ti - grew
There's a giant crater and Black left laughing
But just who cursed who?
Now Black's the pris'ner
Of Azkaban - a
Where dementors steal souls when they can - a
On the island of Azkaban - a
Terror and despair can always be found there
In Azkaban... don't lose your mind
His name was Sir'us
He was a wizard
But that was twelve whole years ago, but Black's still not insane, you know
Then he saw something in Fudge's paper
Peter in his rat form was there with a young boy who had red hair
And he knew Pet - ti - grew
Could go kill Har - ry too
And "He's at Hogwarts, he's at Hogwarts" Black chants all night through
And so he escaped
From Akzaban - a
He turned into a dog, slipped out, turned tail and ran - a
And the dementors of Azkaban - a
Search ev - er - y - where, and the children they scare
Cause Black's at Hogwarts... to kill Wormtail
...To kill Wormtail
Azkaban - a
Azkaban - a
by Veela
a parody of "Copa Cabana" by Barry Manilow
His name was Sir'us
He was a wizard
And James he wanted to protect, but he thought everyone'd suspect
So Sirius thought by his friend Peter
That the position would be filled, but James and Lily still were killed
Murdered by You-Know-Who
Betrayed by Pet - ti - grew
And Sirius was filled with anger
And knew what he'd do
He'd send the traitor
To Azkaban - a
Where dementors steal souls when they can - a
On the island of Azkaban - a
Terror and despair can always be found there
To Azkaban... he'd send Wormtail
His name was Peter
Secret Death Eater
And he stood in a Muggle square, and so Black found him standing there
But Peter had a plan to escape him
As Sirius approached the mage, Peter accused him with false rage
And then their wands were drew
Now there's no Pet - ti - grew
There's a giant crater and Black left laughing
But just who cursed who?
Now Black's the pris'ner
Of Azkaban - a
Where dementors steal souls when they can - a
On the island of Azkaban - a
Terror and despair can always be found there
In Azkaban... don't lose your mind
His name was Sir'us
He was a wizard
But that was twelve whole years ago, but Black's still not insane, you know
Then he saw something in Fudge's paper
Peter in his rat form was there with a young boy who had red hair
And he knew Pet - ti - grew
Could go kill Har - ry too
And "He's at Hogwarts, he's at Hogwarts" Black chants all night through
And so he escaped
From Akzaban - a
He turned into a dog, slipped out, turned tail and ran - a
And the dementors of Azkaban - a
Search ev - er - y - where, and the children they scare
Cause Black's at Hogwarts... to kill Wormtail
...To kill Wormtail
Azkaban - a
Azkaban - a