Chapter 5- A very big family vacation-Part 1.
"I am going to kill you" Santana said.
"Just because I have a slightly higher salary?" Danielle replied giggling.
"Yes you Satan child"
"I came from you" Danielle retorted.
"Hey I was thinking" Santana started.
"Whoa save all the thinking for the nursing home" Danielle joked but cowered under the huge death glare
"I'm disowning you and what if we all went away for a week in summer vacation. Go down to a sunny beach, rent a few cabins. Jacob can surf with Sam and Puck. It will be fun"
"I'll talk to Jacob and everyone else and when are all of you going to accept your age? Eli and the girls call Sam Granddad, Neneh Grandma and Puck Puck. It's odd" Danielle said.
"Like him I guess"
*That night*Evans household*
"Get back here" Jacob yelled chasing Aria and Hanna who were supposed to be getting in the bath that's why they were running away from their father naked.
"Don't you two start" Danielle sighed as Spencer and Emily also ran away from her.
"Hello?" Christian said as he entered the house with his other sister and brother.
"Uncle Christian!" Four little girls said running behind him and hugging his legs.
"Oh how you would have loved this to happen when we were 16" Damian mused.
"Bathroom now" Danielle ordered "And straight to bed, no playing with Aunt Samantha and Uncle Christian and Damian"
Without protest because they all knew they kinda deserved it the girls walked off to have a shower.
"Sorry, is this a bad time to stop by?" Samantha asked as Danielle looked for some food.
"Nope, this is perfect it let's my husband take care of bath time. I should be apologizing for my lack of food. But hey hokey pokey is the best" Danielle said as she placed a giant tub if hokey pokey ice cream in the middle of the table along with four spoons which were quickly put to use.
"Hey did you know that our mothers want everyone to go on vacation with them?" Damian asked.
"Yeah. What should we do? I mean it could be fun but it could also be a train wreak just waiting to happen" Christian said.
"What could be a train wreck?" Jacob asked as he entered the kitchen and took his wife's spoon that was on the way to her mouth.
"Do you have a death wish?" Danielle questioned.
Jacob grinned and ate the ice cream.
Time stood still. Nobody moved until Danielle grabbed her phone.
From the wicked glint in her eye Jacob knew who Danielle was calling.
When Danielle and Jacob got re-married in New York it was an interesting affair.
*Flashback*
Jacob was nervous, sure he was already married but this was going to be in front of his family.
After Christian and Damian beat up Jacob for taking their sister away from them they became really tight so they were his groomsmen and Damian was also walking Danielle down the aisle and Elijah as the best man.
Jacobs other brother Ray who was three months older then Elijah was the page boy and an old friends daughter was the flower girl.
A knock on the door pulled him out of his day dream.
"Come in" Jacob shouted.
Four women walked into the room each holding a baby girl. Danielle's mothers were baby sitting Aria, Hanna, Spencer and Emily.
"Hi, is there a problem? Nothings gone wrong or anything bad happened? Danielle's okay right? Should I talk to her?" Jacob rambled.
"Everything's fine we just wanted to talk to you" Brittany said in a sickly sweet voice.
"You abandon Danielle or divorce her" Santana started.
"Take away anything that hers" Quinn threatened.
"Or fail to provide to provide for her" Rachel said.
"We will cut your balls off and make you eat them" Brittany concluded.
Jacob cupped is most sensitive area and nodded.
*End flashback*
Jacob's eyes widened as his wife pushed the call button on her iPhone.
"Hello" Quinn answered.
Over time Danielle, Damian, Samantha and Christian had started to call the other mums by motherly terms.
Santana was mami, Quinn was mum, Rachel was ma and Brittany was mummy.
"Muuuuuuuuuuum, Jacob took my ice-cream" Danielle whined sounding like a four year old.
"Put him on the phone" Quinn ordered.
Jacob grabbed the phone and walked into another room leaving the four siblings to giggle and eat their ice cream.
Not long after Jacob left the room a dark haired boy with sparkling green eyes entered the room.
Elijah stole his mothers spoon that was full of ice cream and sat down on Samantha's lap.
'Do you have a death wish?' Danielle signed.
Elijah grinned and ate the the ice cream.
Danielle stared at her son open mouthed.
'Bed time' she signed.