"Buruma-chan! Ohayo gozaimasu! Time to get up for your first day of school!" Panshi Brief called. Buruma lept up from bed screaming "Oh no I'm late!" She pranced from her room, slinging her book bag over her shoulder while grabbing her ramune and shoving toast in her gaping maw of a mouth. Her first class was English, which she was sugoi at anyways. So she skipped it to hang out with her delinquent playboy boyfriend. "Yo" Yam said abusively in a burly gangster drawl. Bulma wouldn't put up with his abuse any more! "Yamete!" Bulma screamed as Yamcha pulled her painfully by her waist to embrace her. Suddenly Yamcha's unconscious body slumped to the floor. Bumla looked up to see the one responsible for knocking her now ex-boyfriend out. A tall dark man with an inhuman spiky 80s hairstyle and his tie untied like delinquent style and a tattoo on his tongue that said BADMAN. Her heart going doki-doki, Buruml was about to say arigato but the tsundere didn't even look at her, he stalked away fast. Next Bruml had mechanical engineering class, which she ws a subject she really hated and sucked at. As she sat at her lab desk alone, texting her tomodachi Chi-Chi about the mysterious moe man who saved her life from inevitable shokushu goukan, the door of the classroom burst opem explosively and in stalked the tsundere badman! She expected him to sit down at a desk, but he didn't, so he wasn't a student. He picked up a chalk erasor and began clearing the blackboard, and Bulma guessed he was a janitor. His hair looked greasy and matted like it was filled with hair gel. That would explain how it was able to stay in that 80s hairstyle. His clothes were unkempt and he was way too buff to be a student. The badman then went to the front of the classroom and sat in the teacher's desk and belted out in a window-shatteringly loud voice to silence the chattering children, "DAMARE, you bastards! I am Vegeta-no-ouji of Bejitasei! You will be seated for me now!" Among the classmated whispers of 'wow he's a prince?' and 'kawaii!' Bulma glared at the teacher. She didn't like anyone ordering her to sit down! In the middle of the lecture while Bulma struggled to scribble down her notes, Vegeta no Ouji approachced her, eying her up and down and inappropriately remarking "Why are you dressed like a yanki hooker in my class, onna? Lower your skirt!" despite that Bulma's skirt was hiked up just as high as the rest of the female student body. Burumla couldn't believe that he was picking on her! So she flipped him off. "Jigoku-e iku!" she said in a ganguro style. Hiding his rage, Vegeta replied sugoily "I'm going to stop by your house later for an informal parent-teacher meeting!" Bulma felt burning hatred and disgust for her sensei as everyone in class laughed at her and the implied and very probable improper teacher x student that goes on in their mangas that every nihonjin otaku reads. Vegeta sensei sat in wait in the waiting room of Capsuru cCorpu, surprised that such a boorish brat as Bulma was brought up in such a rich invironmint. After Bulmas mother served Vegeta tea and a shot of an expensive sake that had been carried on the ill-fated titanic, Bulma storemd in. "Arigato for saving me from my rapist," she started, "But you oh me an apology for making fun of my school uniform, you dirty bastard!" V no ouji merely scoffed, "Baka. Your mouth is just as foul as your dress attire. The saiyajin no ouji ows no apolojies to a low class harlot." Seething, Bul ma lifted her skirt up , flashing the ineffectively proving him right. "YOU wish you could have a feel o this, lech!" why else would you make a comment about my body in such a manner?" Vegeta admitte,d "You're right. Because I am interested in engineering, I wanted to visit Kapurusu Korupu You see, I am a fan of your otousan's work. So I stalked you." Not creeped out Bulma was vainly flattered, though she had nothing to do whatsoever with her otousan's company's success, since she was just a student and she hated science. "Well you are a hot tsundere, and I am a heartbroken after my breakup from my boifurendo, and your right, I am kind of a hooker. If you'll be my rebound partner I'll grant you accedss to not only my hot student body, but blueprints to upcoming kapsuru korp product and my dad's secret computer files"! Happily, Vegeta agreed, and they had sekusu. And when Buruma got pregnant, Vegeta left to teach in a school in America, and Buruma was pissed

A/N - Guys I know you all love chapters with one huge block of text without breaks :)