Dear Miss Advice,

I live in the shadow of my talented younger sister. I pretend to be stuck up and conceited because I don't know how else to survive. I get people to do things for me cause I can't do them myself. When I have to it's like spitting in the wind. What do I do? I'm tired of living like this. It's not living at all. Help

Freaking the freak out

Dear Freaking the freak out,

Don't freak the freak out. Instead be calm. Calm makes you happy. Happy makes you smile. Smiling makes you glad. Glad makes you not be sad. Yay for happy.

Miss Advice would never misadvise you