"Did you hear McSteamys coming back?" asked Meredith as she closed her patients heart."Are you serious? Again? I thought Derek finally chased him off the last time he was here." Izzie said taking a bite out of her sandwich."Hah. Yeah i wish i could have seen his face after Derek decked him last month." Christina said while practicing her sutures on a triage dolls arm."Olivia told me he's already scheduled an awesome surgery for next week" said George stealing half of Izzie's lunch."Nooo!" Izzie screamed. "This is all the food I have for the entire day!""I don't have any!." George informed Izzie. "And I've got to operate with Bailey in an hour." He leaned back seeming pleased with his excuse."Good for you." Izzie said grabbing the sandwich out of George's hand, "Go kick some ass. And while your at it, go find your own food." Izzie said taking a huge bite out of her sandwich."Fine." Izzie leaned back in her chair as George bumped into Alex when he stormed out of the room crankily."Jeez, what's O'malley's problem?" Alex asked."Eh, nothing. He's just being a baby as usual." Christina said in a low mono tone."Cool. So what you guys talking about?" Alex asked."Mark Sloan." Meredith said blatantly."What? Why? I thought he was gone?" Alex said questioningly."Yeah he was but he's coming back tomorrow." Izzie 's face went blank as he remembered the last time he'd seen Mark Sloan…..-FLASHBACK-"Beep Beep Beep." Alex looked down at his pager. "On call room? Who's paging me from the on call room?" Alex thought to his self getting into the elevator."Hey. Headed up?" Meredith asked pushing the button to close the door."Yeah, someone paged me to the on call room." Alex said still curious as to who it was."Oh, well have fun I guess." Meredith said assuming she knew what he was going to go do."Nah, I don't think it's that. In fact I'm sure it's not." Alex said going through the list of people it could be in his head."Whatever you say Alex." Meredith said walking out of the elevator giggling."Hey I'm serious!" Alex called out to her. " Eh. Whatever." He said to himself walking to the on call opened the door to see….nothing. It was completely dark."Hello?" Alex said reaching to turn on the light. But as he reached for it he felt someone pull him into the room and shove him onto the bed."Hey what the hell!" Alex screamed at the person."Calm down Karev." Alex heard as the figure turned on the light."Sloan? What the hell man?" Alex said squinting as his eyes adjusted to the light."Sorry but I didn't want anyone else finding out about this." Mark explained as Alex's eyes finally adjusted to the light and he saw Mark had a swollen eye with a deep cut below it."Holy crap dude! What the hell happened to your face?" Alex said surprised."Ok listen i don't need all the questions i just need you to stitch it up. Normally i could do this myself but i can't see very well out of my eye so if you could just…" Mark said gesturing to his eye."Oh yeah sure, I guess. I'll go get a suturing kit." Alex got off the bed to get one."Already got one. It's on the top bunk." Mark said sitting down on the chair next to the beds."So your really not gonna tell me what happened?" Alex said finishing up the last stitch and cutting the excess thread off."Nope. But I am gonna ask you one last favor." Mark said blatantly."And whats that?" Alex said smiling sarcastically."I need you to sneak me outta here." Mark whispered standing up."What? How the hell am I supposed to do that?" Alex asked."Does it look like I care Karev? Just do it!" Mark screamed in his face."Wow dude chill. I'll see what I can do." Alex said walking out of the minutes later came back with gurney and a jacket."Seriously Karev? That's the best you could do?" Mark said questioningly."Do you wanna do this or just complain about it? The halls only gonna be clear for five minutes?" Alex said pushing the gurney to the bed."Yeah ok. This better work Karev or you won't see the inside of the O.R. for a month!" Mark threatened."I have a better idea." Alex said walking right up to Sloan." You shut up and get in the gurney right now and when I get you out of here, cause I will get you outta here, you let me in on every surgery you have for two months, otherwise you can wheel yourself out of here. Deal?" "Huh, I always thought you were just the guy who skimmed by just above the line but your actually pretty smart Karev, and I think we've got a deal." Mark said reaching out and shaking his hand.10 minutes later Karev pulled into the parking lot for Mark's apartment."I still don't really understand why you couldn't drive yourself home." Alex said."I told you, I car pooled over with Torres and she left early to go out with Robins." Mark explained. "Anyway thanks for the ride Karev. I'll see you in the O.R. tomorrow." "See ya then." Alex said as Mark closed the door to his car and walked to the front door of his the way up to his apartment Mark thought about how cool it was that Alex helped him even if he didn't really have a choice. He'd never admit it but Alex actually reminded him of himself when he was a resident, cocky, good-looking, had a lot of sex, but even with all the sex he was clearly lonely. Then of course thinking about sex got him wanting to have sex which he knew he couldn't do on account of his eye. So he settled for a good old fashion jerk-off session. He stripped all his clothes forgetting how amazing it felt to walk around nude with everything hanging out to see. Walking to the kitchen he poured himself a glass of wine and drank it then grabbed the bottle and took it with him to the shower. He stepped into the shower putting the wine bottle on the side after taking a few more sips. Turning on the shower and letting the hot steamy water run off his shoulders and down his back was an amazing feeling. He grabbed a bar of soap and ran it all over his body letting the suds wash away all his stress. He started thinking about his last sexual escapade with a nurse from peds, he didn't even remember her name which turned him on even more. He ran his hand down his chest twisting his nipples, letting them get hard before he moved lower down past his abs and down his thighs being sure to avoid his dick. One of his favorite things to do while jerking off was to tease himself mostly because he loved when other people teased him. After a while of teasing he cupped his ball sac rolling and squeezing each individual nut hard enough that he cringed but not hard enough for it to actually hurt. Then in one single movement he stroked his entire cock tip to base. Normally he'd string this along for a while but today wasn't about teasing or enjoying the time, it was about the end result. The feeling he got as he exploded and all he thought about was how good it felt to cum and to see who he'd think about as he did it. So he didn't wait or go slow he went full blast stroking faster then he ever had even stronger then when he was a horny teenager jerking off to porn he stole from his older brother, and it felt amazing. As he came to his climax he reached behind behind himself and kneaded his ass slipping his hand his ass cheeks and he quickly entered a finger into his puckered hole going just as fast in and out as he was up and down, and when he was finally ready to come…..KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK."