Jun: Shizuo/ Mikado/Izaya goodness~!

Pairings: Shizuo/Mikado, Izaya/Mikado

Disclaimer: I do not own Durarara or any of the characters.

Warnings: very short chap.

Everything was normal.

No matter what Mikado did, everything was always normal. Except his love life.

"Mikado~! My honey~!"

"Damn it Izaya, get away from Mikado!"

He loved them both dearly. The only problem was that, one, they don't like each other. And two, they're both insane.

Shizuo, ex-bartender that still wore the outfit. Insanely-bordering inhumanly-strong with a short temper especially around Izaya. But he was at least calm around Mikado. Personally he reminded Mikado of a giant teddy bear. With super strength. That yelled a lot.

Izaya was an informant with a signature black furred jacket. He had a weird obsession about being a god or something, and an even stranger obsession with Mikado, much to Shizuo's annoyance.

Mikado was walking home that day and ran into the Otaku group. They, in turn, dragged him to Simon's Russian Sushi for the fun of it.

Erika squealed her fan-girl heart out about finally having real BL in her life and being friends with one of them. She spent their time together asking Mikado very private questions about his relationship that normal people would find very embarrassing. People like Mikado who blushed bright red.

"Izaya!"

"Oya, Shizu-chan. Don't you know it's not nice to fight in the streets?"

That's when they heard shouting and crashing coming from outside. Shizuo's screaming of "IZAYA!" echoed even inside the restaurant.

The image of a smirk blurred down the street with various large objects flying past him. Mikado had a pretty good idea of what his boyfriends were doing.

Mikado sighed covering his face with his hands.

He finally, finally, finds someone crazy enough to like him, and they turn out to be psychopaths.

Mikado gave up and went back to eating his sushi.

They were probably just going to chase each other around town, like normal. Creating a warpath, like normal. Destroying half the city, like normal.

Mikado looked again and there was Izaya, looking right at him. Flailing his arms and making a comical kissy face with hearts floating around him yelling, "Mikado~! I love you! Stay pretty for me okay~!"

He looked like he was going to say more but ran like hell, floating hearts following him.

"Izaya get back here!" Shizuo came stomping after Izaya.

A moment later Shizuo came back jogging backwards like someone had pressed rewind.

He spun around and pulled out a black marker and wrote 'Shizuo Loves Mikado more than stupid Flea' in big bold letters. The word 'Love' surrounded by a giant heart.

Shizuo capped the marker and took off running as if nothing had happened

"Damn it, Izaya, Mikado likes me more!"

Then a second late Simon went running after Shizuo.

"Heiwajima! Fighting bad! No good for you! Come to Russian Sushi! Sushi good for you!"

Mikado loved those two, he really did. But did they really need to tell the world that?

Jun: First chap of the short stories story~!