Through My Boring Life
Summary: I was asked out by Uchiha Itachi and before I can even blink, I'm already involved in Akatsuki. Oh, before I forget, I am Sakura Haruno, heiress of the Haruno Corp. But for them, I am just an ordinary sophomore student. Boring right? Not so much.
A/N: Hey guys. I'm really really sorry for updating super late. School has been very busy and it's raining every ounce of time I have. There's no excuse for this since I really am busy. Hope you guys like this chapter.
ANNOUNCEMENT: I might put this story on hiatus after chapter 30. I'm having a hard time writing and I haven't had an inspiration lately. BUT, I promise I'll get back to this real soon when I have time.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Chapter 29: Proud
Itachi's POV
I looked at Pein when the bottle pointed at him. Looking at his face that was constantly twitching, he did not expect that. Everyone is suddenly interested again. Out of the corner of my eyes, I saw Sakura smirk at Sasori who smirked back.
"So Leader-sama, truth or dare?" Sasori asked with a hint of malice in his voice.
Pein then looked at Sakura expectantly.
"Don't worry, it's your choice. I am not gonna interfere." Sakura told him getting what he meant.
"I choose truth then." Pein said as I saw Sakura grin.
'This girl is definitely planning something.'
"Okay Leader-sama. I have just the right question for you." Sasori faced him.
"Get it over with." Pein rudely spoke.
"Then, when was the last time you had ever sex?" Sasori asked his face remained impassive.
"Excuse me?" Pein's eyes widened a little.
'This is interesting.'
Everyone leaned in more. It's safe to say that they are interested in Pein's sex life.
"I asked you when was the last time you had sex." Sasori repeated and did I just saw a glint in his eyes?
"No." Pein refused to answer.
"Come on Leader-sama, don't fucking turn us down!" Hidan cheered.
"Tobi wants to know too!" Tobi jumped up and down.
"I will not answer a personal question." Pein still refused but I can see miniscule amount of embarrassment in his face.
"Hmm, 'I will not tolerate such disobedience. You chose truth and you shall not back out.' That's what you said earlier right? Does that mean you don't tolerate yourself?" Sakura suddenly said making Pein twitch. 'Right off the bat.'
Some of Akatsuki snickered while some of them smirked.
"Don't test me." Pein glared at Sakura.
"Your eyes won't work on me, Leader-sama." Sakura smirked.
"Why are you in Akatsuki again?" Pein wondered. Sakura just shrugged.
"Apparently, you guys love me too much. Now, don't change the subject." Sakura said.
"Fine." Everyone focused their ears.
"I'm..." Pein took a deep breath "...a virgin."
Awkward silence.
Then they burst out of laughter. Even I and Sasori had a smirk on. But when I looked at Sakura, she had a smile on her not face. Does she like Pein? I began to wonder when I saw her smile.
"What are you smiling for? Laugh all you want." Pein growled obviously mad at us.
I looked at Sakura still smiling then he shrugged.
"Well, I'm happy. I like my friends..." she stopped suddenly, maybe finding the right word to say. "...untainted." she continued.
'Untainted? What does that implies?'
Suddenly, everyone stopped laughing and looked at Sakura to see if they heard right, that she just told that he likes her friends untainted. And that she just told them that, normally, like it's a rule between friends.
"The fuck?" Hidan semi-asked.
"Did you just say untainted, un?" Deidara asked in disbelief.
"Yeah, and what do you mean untainted?" Kisame asked curious.
I looked once again at Sakura, her expression amused. I would not deny that I wanted to know either.
"Sakura believes in sex after marriage. 'Untainted' means dirty, that's her views." Ino explained for us all.
'Now I get it.'
"Why the fuck would you believe in sex after marriage? You would fucking miss out the fun!"
"It's not fun Hidan, it's gross." Sakura finally talked making sure she emphasized the word 'gross'.
"Really, I don't get why people do sex before they're married. Can't they just control their damn hormones until they marry?" Sakura continue ranting.
'Well, she did have a point.'
"Yeah but that's the point shorty, but some people don't want to get married and just want to have fun." Kisame voiced his opinion.
"It's still wrong. God made marriage sacred and sex is something that could help a family. You guy are just being selfish tainting yourself like that." Kura shook her head disappointingly while Ino nods her head in agreement.
"What's up with the fucking God talk? Are you becoming damn holy now?" Hidan sneered obviously hi pride crushed.
"No Hidan. If you're Jashin-sama is your God and you want to obey him, same with my Lord Jesus and I want to obey him." Sakura said seriousness laced in her voice.
"Well you're God doesn't want you to have fucking fun." Hidan smirked thinking he had won.
"Oh? Then your God does? Tell me what he does to you to make you have fun?" Sakura crossed her arms and made a challenging smirk.
"Heh, fine then. After what I tell you, you'll fucking be one of us." Hidan accepted the challenge.
"When I curse, it feels good!" Hidan started.
"And look what that brought you, enemies." Sakura countered.
"Hmph, he makes me feel immortal!" Hidan continued.
"And yet you're not." Sakura's smirk grew.
"I'm stronger in fights!" Hidan started shouting.
"You only have to train to become stronger. That's not even worth mentioning." Sakura remained calm.
"He... he gives me pleasure!" Hidn said running out of reason.
"Through hurting others? What a good God he is." Sakura said in sarcasm.
"D..damn you! You don't know any shit thing!" Hidan hissed who ran out of things to say.
"Did he make you feel safe?" Sakura started to ask questions.
"No." Hidan answered.
"Has he ever made you feel you're not alone?" Sakura smirked.
"..no"
"Can you count on him when you have problems?" Sakura continued.
"...no"
"Did he die for you?" Sakura's voice is more serious.
"...no"
"Then I believe he is a selfish God or maybe he is just a fragment of your brain." Sakura crushed the remaining pride of the defeated Hidan.
"See, people are just selfish, Lord Jesus died for you all and you repay him with selfishness? We're merely an ant in God's eyes and yet he gave his life for us and you say you just want to have fun? Live your life to the fullest? Why not live for the better and do things that are right?" Sakura continued ranting.
I looked at everyone who remained speechless. This Sakura is a new side of Sakura we have yet to see. She really is full of surprise. She stands for her own ideals. She is a considerate person though not really when bored. Then Ino picked up on the signal.
"Uhh, Sakura that's enough. We're still playing truth or dare okay?" Ino said sheepishly interrupting Sakura.
"Oh! Okay." Sakura smiled.
"Sorry guys! Sakura is just... you know... uhh... just like that. That's one of her major mood swings" Ino made a lame excuse.
"It's... fine. Carry on." Pein said as he reached for the bottle not waiting for the other members who remained dumbfounded at Hidan and Sakura's argument and yeah, they just can't believe that Sakura just made Hidan shut his trap. I smirked.
'I'm proud of Sakura though I'll never admit it outloud.'
Pein started to spin the bottle. It stopped on...
Ino.
A/N: Yeah, thanks for reviews even thought I update really late. :D
(Black Snake Eyes says: ok I so didn't see that one comming XD)
Black snake eyes – Yeah, and thanks for the review. I hope you liked this chapter. :D
(The Girl Across The Street says: I figured that Sakura was his first kiss xD yay pein is next)
The Girl Across The Street – New reviewer? So cool. Yeah, I thought about putting Sakura too but it would be predictable if I did. I hope you liked this chapter.
(Cheerysmile says: sigh
I missed reading this story so much! Thank god you updated! The ItaSaku moment
was so adorable that I actually started squealing inside my room xD
As usual I am flabbergasted by your awesome story... its nice to see that some
past flashbacks are happening now... makes it easier for me to try and figure
out Sakura's 'past' xD
Hope you update soon!)
Cheerysmile – Yeah, I'll reveal more of Sakura's past in my updates when I'm not busy but for now, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Thanks for reviewing and supporting my story. You made me smile today.
(Ichigo-chan says: FINALLY! I was really getting worried Yhen-chan! Well anyways off to chapter:
I had no idea it was Ino! Oh my god! And I'm dying to know if Pein would
choose the dare or truth or Sakura would butt in...hmmmm...interesting. But
um, I'm sorry if it seems critizing and please don't take it personally and
dont hate me but...um...that part of Itachi and Sakura seemed a little too
over-romantic...TO ME...please don't take it personally Yhen-chan, I just felt
a bit uneasy thats all. ANyways, I will wait for the next chapter!)
Ichigo-chan – It's fine, thank you for telling me. I really want this story unpredictable and all but I guess I'm really losing inspiration in this so I got overboard.
(Gademi says: hello:Hi, YhenCay!
It's me, gademi, or akagitsune09. I keep changing my pen name... -sigh-
Anyways, hope you're doing good on college! :) Sorry i didn't review some of
your chapters. I have been really busy. D: Nice update girl! I actually
wouldn't have thought that Sasori's first kiss would of been Ino. Haha! ;)
Hope you update when you get the chance. No pressure!
Have a good day!)
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I really liked this story hahaha! :))
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