Disclaimer: I don't own anything even myself, and yes me and my sister do
talk like this, and if any of you are offended don't blaim me, you didn't
have to read, and the soul reaver part comes in the 3rd or 4th chapter
Terri=14 years old
Robert=13 years old
Robert: Give me the damn controller.
Terri: Get the hell away, I got it first.
Robert: But you said I could have it when you died.
Terri: But I'm not dead yet.
Robert: Yeah you are. That wraith just killed you.
Terri: What? *turns to look at the tv* Damn you, that doesn't count, you distracted me.
Robert: Does too you bitch.
Terri: Watch your fucking mouth punk.
Robert: Fuck off!
Terri: That's you and your fag friends jobs.
Robert: Ha! I don't have any friends, and if I did they wouldn't be fags 'cause I'm homophobic.
Terri: Oh. Um......oh yeah!
Robert: Out of insults bitch?
Terri: Oh, how original.
Robert: Isn't it though?
After that they're both laughing their heads off, that is until the phone rings.
::ring:ring::
They both race to the phone but Robert had the portable right next to him just for that reason.
Robert: Hello? Who is this?
Terri's friend: This is me, who's asking?
Robert: Me.
Terri's friend: Put Terri on.
Robert: Why?
Terri's friend: 'cause I say so.
Robert: Oh...okay.
So Terri and her friend talked for about two hours, this particular conversation is not important, during which Robert started a new game and and got to Rahab before Terri kicked Robert off. They don't have a memory card so they just restart when the game gets turned off, since this is their favorite and only playstation game they got to be experts. But this won't help them later on. Anyway about an hour later their cousin Damien came over. Generaly Robert and Terri annoy and harass their cousin but today they were to rapted in Soul Reaver.
Terri: Oh oh, I finaly made it to the final battle with Kain
Robert: Oh yea! Like I haven't done that twenty times.
Damien: Oh, I feel welcome isn't anyone gonna say hi?
Terri & Robert: NO!!
Damien: Well that settles that.
Robert: Damn straight it does, now would you kindly SHUTUP!!
Damien: Sure, just because I'm two years older than you doesn't mean I get any respect.
Terri: Seems like your getting it now.
Robert: Hey, Damien.
Damien: Yeah.
Robert: How'd you get in here?
Damien: I don't know.
Robert: Oh, ok.
Damien: Why?
Robert: Just wondering.
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Will Robert find out how Damien got in? Will I find out why I'm hungry?
Find out some of these answeres and many more in the next instalment
of Nosgothic
Terri=14 years old
Robert=13 years old
Robert: Give me the damn controller.
Terri: Get the hell away, I got it first.
Robert: But you said I could have it when you died.
Terri: But I'm not dead yet.
Robert: Yeah you are. That wraith just killed you.
Terri: What? *turns to look at the tv* Damn you, that doesn't count, you distracted me.
Robert: Does too you bitch.
Terri: Watch your fucking mouth punk.
Robert: Fuck off!
Terri: That's you and your fag friends jobs.
Robert: Ha! I don't have any friends, and if I did they wouldn't be fags 'cause I'm homophobic.
Terri: Oh. Um......oh yeah!
Robert: Out of insults bitch?
Terri: Oh, how original.
Robert: Isn't it though?
After that they're both laughing their heads off, that is until the phone rings.
::ring:ring::
They both race to the phone but Robert had the portable right next to him just for that reason.
Robert: Hello? Who is this?
Terri's friend: This is me, who's asking?
Robert: Me.
Terri's friend: Put Terri on.
Robert: Why?
Terri's friend: 'cause I say so.
Robert: Oh...okay.
So Terri and her friend talked for about two hours, this particular conversation is not important, during which Robert started a new game and and got to Rahab before Terri kicked Robert off. They don't have a memory card so they just restart when the game gets turned off, since this is their favorite and only playstation game they got to be experts. But this won't help them later on. Anyway about an hour later their cousin Damien came over. Generaly Robert and Terri annoy and harass their cousin but today they were to rapted in Soul Reaver.
Terri: Oh oh, I finaly made it to the final battle with Kain
Robert: Oh yea! Like I haven't done that twenty times.
Damien: Oh, I feel welcome isn't anyone gonna say hi?
Terri & Robert: NO!!
Damien: Well that settles that.
Robert: Damn straight it does, now would you kindly SHUTUP!!
Damien: Sure, just because I'm two years older than you doesn't mean I get any respect.
Terri: Seems like your getting it now.
Robert: Hey, Damien.
Damien: Yeah.
Robert: How'd you get in here?
Damien: I don't know.
Robert: Oh, ok.
Damien: Why?
Robert: Just wondering.
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Will Robert find out how Damien got in? Will I find out why I'm hungry?
Find out some of these answeres and many more in the next instalment
of Nosgothic