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Full Summary: Sequel to Please Don't Crucio Me, James! Sirius and Holly are continuing their romantic relationship in secret. Though keeping it a secret is harder then they realize with Remus in their midst. He is a werewolf with heightened senses, after all. Even with Ginny Weasley's help, it's becoming a harder and harder task. Because Remus is slowly but surely becoming suspicious. As the impending day for Holly to go back to Hogwarts for her 7th and final year draws nearer, Sirius is beginning to have second thoughts about their relationship. Is he really alright with tarnishing her reputation? Sirius doesn't know anymore...

Author's note: Finally, right? I've decided that this sequel to Please Don't Crucio Me, James! should be a full/many chaptered fic! I hope you guys enjoy it (and more) as much as I enjoyed writing it! As one of the many few that love to read Anyone/Fem!Harry, I present to you...

Please Don't Hex Me, Remus!

Chapter One

"Pass that platter over, would you, Holls?… Thanks, love."

Holly used both of her hands to pass the heavy platter to the Fred and George Weasley, both of whom winked suggestively to her. She allowed herself to blush and averted her green eyes from their mischievous blue. Her eyes instead sought the stormy gray of her lover.

Thinly veiled anger radiated from the stormy gray eyes of one Sirius Black. He sat across from Holly with his fork and knife held tightly in his hands. Holly could see that his knuckles had gone white and his jaw was clenched.

She really hoped no one else had noticed the peculiar way Sirius was acting. Sharing a look with Ginny, Holly let her eyes glide down the table to look at all the Grimmauld Place occupants.

All of the Weasley family was present, minus the three oldest. Bill was doing business for Gringotts, his place of employment as a curse breaker, and Charlie was still in Romania with his dragons. Hermione was still with her parents on Holiday and would be with them until the end of the Summer Holidays. Remus and other members of the Order were away doing their respective tasks and missions.

With one more look at her lover, Holly nudged him in the ankle with her bare foot and smiled. Instantly, his tense features melted away as his eyes focused on her person. He smiled at her, his eyes wrinkling with a mischief. She felt her lower abdomen muscles tighten and a spark of desire was born in her belly. Holly would have loved nothing more than to have him right here and now.

She wanted to stand from her seat and slam her fists on the table. To clear the table of all the dishes with the sweep of her arm, the food falling to the floor and the china breaking into a million pieces. And then she wanted to grab Sirius by the shoulders and yank him up on that kitchen table and ride him to sweet completion. In front of the whole dinner occupants.

"Oy."

A fist collided with her up arm and Holly winced. With a well aimed punch to the shoulder, Ginny had affectively knocked her out of her sinfully delightful day dream. Thank goodness, because it seemed that Mrs. Weasley had been trying to get her attention the whole time.

"Are you alright, dear?" asked Mrs. Weasley, her brow furrowed in concern. "You went a bit glassy eyed for a second. And your cheeks were pinking. Do you have a fever?"

Holly shook her head frantically and gave out a fake chuckle. "No! No, I'm fine, really, Mrs. Weasley."

"Are you quite sure, Holly?" the Weasley matriarch asked her again. "It wouldn't be too much trouble for me to pop upstairs and get you a pepper up potion, dear."

"Really, Mrs. Weasley, I'm fine," Holly said to the woman with a soft smile. "I'm completely fine and randy…"

Holly slapped a hand over her mouth, her emerald green eyes widening in horror at her own words. Around the kitchen table more than a couple of people were suddenly slapping each other on the backs to dislodge the food from their throats. Sirius, Ginny and the twins snickered furiously with red faces.

"We could take care of that for you if you like, love," Gred said to her with a saucy smile and waggle of his eyebrows.

Her face further reddened and she turned to look to her lover. Holly just knew that he wouldn't have likes Gred's comment. And she was right. Sirius' face was steadily turning an ugly shade of red and he glared nastily to the twins in turn. To anyone who was watching, it would look as if a Godfather had been angry at the suggestive comment thrown his goddaughter's way. But in actuality it was a lover who was enraged at a suggestive comment thrown his significant other's way.

Her eyes were about ready to pop out of their sockets as she watched Sirius open his mouth. One of his hands was already reaching under the table, and she just knew it was reaching for his wand. Oh dear Merlin! He was going to hex the twins into oblivion! Holly stood up from her seat, knocking it over and startling them all. She sputtered, willing words, any words to come out of her mouth.

"DANDY!" she all but screamed out, "I meant to say dandy!"

Thankfully, Mrs. Weasley seemed to be slow on the uptake this night because Holly's words had flown completely over her head. Unfortunately, it was not the same for everyone else at the table as they began to laugh again. The twins were grinning in amusement to each other and, Ginny and Ron were red in the face. Sirius, who attention had been turned to her, chuckled, though his hands were still fisted.

Holly sighed, wishing that the powers that be would grant her some kind of mercy. How she wished she knew how to apparate, then she would pop herself away from this embarrassment.

"Mrs. Weasley?" she asked weakly, "May I be excused?"

Mrs. Weasley turned her motherly smile to the black haired, green eyed girl.

"Yes, of course, dea -!"

Before the red haired mother could even finish her answer Holly was out the door and running up the stairs. She breezed past Mrs. Black's painting as quietly as she could, sighing in relief was no peep of a sound from the horrid magical painting of the even more horrid woman. Holly immediately shut herself into the closest room to her ass soon as she stepped onto the second floor landing.

"URGH!" she moaned loudly in embarrassed frustration as she buried her face into her hands.

Slip ups like the one that had happened had been becoming more and more frequent as of late. Holly was sure that everyone was getting suspicious, especially the Weasley boys. Specifically the twins. Her eyes widened in realization as she took her hands away from her face.

"No wonder!" she whispered aloud to herself with wide green eyes.

Also as of late, the twins had taken to teasing her more and more with sexual innuendos. And they were always said while in the midst of Sirius. And they always seemed to watch and grin at the rises they got from both Holly and Sirius.

"Those bastards!" she whispered furiously to herself.

"Who?"

"GAH!" Holly screamed out in surprise.

Ginny jumped back in fright with a "eeeeeeekkk!"

The red haired girl glared at Holly and closed the door, locking it behind her.

"Bloody hell," Ginny grumbled. "You scared me, Holly!"

Holly gaped. "I scared you? You bloody scared me! What the hell are you doing walking up on people like that? You can't do that in the Black family home, Ginny!"

The younger girl rolled her eyes and sighed. "Well, excuse me… I just wanted to see if you were alright and ask what the hell that was all about down there."

Sitting down onto the creaky bed, Holly ran a hand through her long messy black hair. Ginny sat beside her and slipped her legs under her, her hands held together on her lap. She waited patiently for the older girl to explain.

Holly shrugged. "Dunno, really. I was trying to say 'fine and dandy', but… well, that slipped out."

"Yeah," Ginny acknowledged slowly. "That's been happening a lot lately. I've noticed, you know. I think everyone, besides my parents and Ron have noticed."

Tilting her head to the side in confusion, Holly pursed her lips. She knew that both Molly and Arthur Weasley were well-educated people. Their son Ronald on the other hand seemed to be missing the intelligent genes that were very present in the other six Weasley siblings.

"Yep," Ginny nodded to her, seeming to know exactly where here thought processes were on. "I know… I think Ron was choked with his umbilical cord in the womb too long."

Glancing at the younger girl from the corner of her eyes, Holly shook her head, a tiny smile present on her face. Ginny snickered into her palm. There was no doubt in Holly's mind that Ginny was probably imagining a teenage Ron being choked by an umbilical cord.

"He's a thick bastard," Ginny chortled, her eyes watery with tears.

Holly was still shaking her head with a frown, though there was a small smile on her face. "Heartless, Ginevra Weasley. You are heartless."

Ginny rolled her eyes, which were still shining with mirth. "Speaking of bastards, who were the bastards you were talking about?"

"Your brothers," Holly grumbled. "Good ol' Gred and Forge."

Ginny grinned. "Oh! What did those two do now?"

"Don't tell me you haven't noticed?" she asked Ginny with exasperation in her voice. "It's like every time Sirius and I are alone, they pop up and start making inappropriate conversation or jokes. And the topics of the jokes and conversation are very suspicious… It's like they're in the know about mine and Sirius relationship."

The red head's eyes widened. "Really?"

Holly nodded. "That's what I believe. They're also been flirting with me. I mean, over the top flirting."

"No wonder." giggled Ginny. "I was wondering why Sirius looked like he wanted to AK them."

Hopping up from her seat beside Holly, Ginny turned a wicked smile onto her friend. A shiver went up Holly's spine that had the hairs on the back of her neck standing.

"Don't you worry your pretty little head," Ginny said sweetly.

It was as if Holly was talking to a shark. A grinning shark was reassuring her that everything would be fine, and Holly was so happy that Ginny was her best friend. Lord have mercy on Ginevra Weasley's enemies.

"I'll take care of my brothers for you," Ginny promised. "They won't know what hit them."

As Ginny walked out of the bedroom, Holly was overcome by a mental image of Fred and George tied up in a dark and dank corner of Grimmauld Place. They were gagged, bound and frightened as their younger female sibling give them a predatory grin, her wand brandished over them.

Following her red haired friend out of the bedroom, Holly turned the light off and closed the door behind them with a flick of her wand. Her green eyes watched as Ginny gave a wave before the red head descended down the stairs, presumably back to the kitchen.

Holly walked in the opposite direction, up the stairs, to her room. All the while she was grinning. She couldn't wait for dinner to be over. Then she would finally get Sirius all to herself. She was already thinking of all the dirty things she would do to her lover.

She paused at her bedroom door and turned to look at the door at the very end of the hall. Sirius' name was discernable from where she stood. Holly let her head tilt to the right in thought and then she began to slowly make her way to Sirius' bedroom.

"I feel like a bath," she mumbled to herself with a grin as her hand met the cool brass of the doorknob. "A nice bubble bath."

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