Koopaling Adventures

Haunted Castle

The day started out like any other ~

Lemmy runs into Ludwig's room and hides under the bed. "Ludwig!" he screamed. "You gotta help me!" Ludwig had a confused look on his face and sighed. "What do you want Lemmy? And I haven't I told you many times before to stay OUT OF MY ROOM!" Lemmy runs from under the bed and hides under Ludwig's desk. "I know but, Roy is after me and Iggy. I don't where Iggy went though...I hope Roy didn't get him!" Ludwig sighed and clapped a hand over his forehead. His brothers weren't exactly at the same IQ level as he was, with the exception of Iggy who was an inventor himself, but he still caused mischief like his siblings.

"Alright," Ludwig began. "What did you two did this time?" Lemmy crawled out from under the desk and sat on the floor. "Well me and Iggy got sick of Roy beating us up all the time, so we decided to get some payback. So we set up a trap!" He said excitedly and chuckled thinking about it. Ludwig had a deadpan look on his face. "...Trap?" Lemmy looked up and had a huge smile on his face. "Yeah! We put a roller skate at his room door, so when he stepped on it, it would roll him down the hallway and into a bookcase with a can of glue at the top! The glue would fall on his head COVERING him in it! THEN, he would stumble and fall on skateboard and fall down the stairs and into some bags of chicken feathers at the castle door! Then he would keep rolling onto the bridge and into town dressed as a CHICKEN!" He started laughing really hard at his prank on Roy.

Ludwig just sighed. "You idiots ! You know Roy was going to get payback for pranking him. If you're gonna do that stuff THINK IT THROUGH." Lemmy stopped laughing and looked up at Ludwig. "We DO think things through..you know...sometimes...But it was so funny! You should've seen the look on his face! And hear him screaming on man it was hilarious!" He started laughing and rolling on the floor again. Ludwig was getting kind of annoyed with Lemmy. "Look Lemmy, I'll go talk to Roy and..try to keep him from killing you ok?" Lemmy stood up and smiled at Ludwig. "Ok, thanks Ludwig." Ludwig got up from his desk chair and left the room with Lemmy trailing behind him. Ludwig looked behind him to see Lemmy walking on all fours...like a dog. "Lemmy..." Lemmy looked up oblivious, "Yeaaaah?"

"Why are you walking on all fours.." "Cause...I wanna...It's fun!" Ludwig looked ahead of him and thought to himself "Just a few more years...wait till dad dies and I can kick them all out.." Then they heard a crash and screams that sounded like Iggy from the kitchen. "Oh god, he found Iggy.." Ludwig thought to himself. They walked into the kitchen to find Roy, dressed as a chicken from their previous prank, strangling Iggy and yelling something along the lines of, "You douche bag! I'll murder ya for pullin that stupid prank on me! You think it's been bad now? Just wait till I'm done wit ya!" Iggy who was struggling for air tried to speak, "Achhks, but – it—just-a - pr-an-k achskk!"

Lemmy with a shocked look on his just stood there, then grabbed a frying pan and threw it hitting Roy in the head. Causing Roy to drop Iggy and grab his head in pain, also giving Iggy the chance to crawl away to Ludwig and Lemmy. "Thanks for the rescue..I was going to die if you had gotten here any later." Ludwig thought to himself, "We shouldn't have come then.." Lemmy just smiled at his bravery (or complete idiocy) "You're Welcome!" Roy turned around to see who hit him in the head, he spotted Lemmy and with rage in his eyes, charged at him but stopped when Ludwig moved in between them. Roy, looked at him, still angry. "Move it Ludwig! I gotta bone ta pick with these two!"

Ludwig rolled his eyes, "As much as they annoy me" Lemmy and Iggy protested from behind Ludwig, "Hey!" He continued speaking, "But I can't allow you to kill them. No matter how stupid they made you look. Although you do enough of that on your own." he said with a sly smirk. Lemmy and Iggy said from the background "Ooooooooh.." Roy started fuming at this point. "Shut up Ludwig! If you don't move outta my way I'll sock you right in the face!" Ludwig just stood there not moving. "Oh really? Do it. Hit me. Right in the face." Roy didn't expect Ludwig to challenge him this way. He just moved around him and left the kitchen with a huff. "Woooooow Ludwig...That was AWESOME!" Lemmy said excitedly! "Yeah, I thought for sure he was going to murder you too.." Said Iggy shocked at what just happened. Ludwig left the kitchen to return to his room. "Yeah, you're welcome. Now Lemmy STAY OUT of my ROOM. And the both of you, Stay away from Roy."

Just then Cathrine walked up to Ludwig in her regular cheery mood. "Haii Ludwig!" She shrieked. Shocking him and causing him to fall on his back. Ludwig had an annoyed look on his face and mumbled, "Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse.." Cathrine, looked over at him, "What was that?" He replied. "Nothing..JUST nothing. Just over here, on the ground talking to myself. The only INTELLIGENT one in my ENTIRE FAMILY!" Cathrine, had a blank look on her face. "You know, talking to yourself is bad. People will think your rude and antisocial." Ludwig looked back at her. "Like I give a crap.." Lemmy then popped into the hallway with them "AND THEY DO!"

"What the? Weren't you in the kitchen?" Lemmy ran over to them "Yeah but I got bored so I left...Hi Cathrine!" He said and waved like an idiot. "Heya Lemmy" Cathrine said happily. Lemmy then noticed Ludwig on the floor. "Ludwig, why are you on the floor like that? Did you trip or something?" Ludwig replied with sarcasm in his voice. "Oh noo! Not at all Lemmy, I just thought 'Hey you know I'm just lay on my friggin back in the hallway for no reason at all!'" Lemmy then had a blank look on his face, then cheerily said. "Oh, ok then!"

Ludwig sighed and tried to get really annoyed. He rolled himself over and got up off the floor. "I'm going to my room now. I would like to not be disturbed anymore. " Cathrine grabbed onto his arm. "I'll come with you!" Ludwig glared at her. "Why are you here? How did you even get into our castle. The guards should've stopped you from entering!" Cathrine just smiled. "Oh they were easy to get by. Especially those green koopas. They aren't very smart either. They just walked off the bridge and into the lava pits, so I just walked in!"

Ludwig sighed again, "I told dad to get better guards. That cheap bastard doesn't listen to anyone.." Cathrine pulled on Ludwig's arm and dragged him to his room. "Come on Ludwig. Let's go to your room so I can mess with all your new inventions!" Ludwig protested but kept getting dragged away by Cathrine. "No! Decease and Desist! Let me go Cathrine!" His voice faded as they got farther away. Lemmy just stood there wondering what to do now since he was alone. Then Iggy walked up to him. "Hey Lemmy, why are you sitting here alone?" Lemmy looked at him. "Oh Ludwig and Cathrine were here. But she dragged him away to his room. Something about messing with inventions." Iggy looked around, "I'm bored...Let's go outside and mess with the minions!" Lemmy jumped up excitedly "Yeah! That'll be fun! They're dumber than me!" They both ran down the hallway to the castle doors.

Thats when they saw Bowser talking to Kammy. They ran over to then and hide behind a table to hear what was going on. "Are you sure he hasn't been here? I've searched almost all of Darklands..and the Mushroom Kingdom but I haven't come up with anything." Bowser just scoffed. "Bah! He's probably ran off somewhere again." Kammy looked confused, "Why would he run off sire?" Bowser replied, "Well..."

-Flashback Moment!-

Bowser: KAMEK! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!

Kamek: -runs over to Bowser- Yes your loudness!

Bowser: EXPLAIN YOURSELF YOU SOB! -Points to the wall next to him with was a crude drawing of Bowser's face on a donkeys butt, with words saying "Bowser Sucks!" -

Kamek: Well it's your face on a donkeys behind sir.

Bowser: I KNOW WHAT IT IS YOU IDIOT! I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU WOULD DRAW ON MY DAMN WALL YOU PEST!

Kamek: WHAT! I did no such thing sir!

Bowser: -points to under the picture where it says "Camec did this"

Kamek: WHAT! But- but! I didn't do this! I'm being framed!

Bowser: Do you think I'm stupid! I know you did this Kamek!

Kamek: I DID NOT! They even spelled my name wrong! Why would I spell my own name wrong!

Bowser: I DON'T KNOW! YOU ALWAYS DO STUPID THINGS!

-Lemmy and Iggy are snickering in the background-

Kamek: -Glares at them and mutters- Why you evil little... But sir! I'm not stupid! It was your evil kids! They did this!

Bowser: DON'T YOU BLAME MY STUPID EVIL KIDS!

Kamek: But sir!

Bowser: BUT NOTHING! YOUR A PEST! AND A JERK! AND I'M SICK OF DEALING WITH YOU AND YOUR CRAP! IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU ABILITIES I WOULD GET RID OF YOU MYSELF!

Kamek had enough. He was tired of Bowser blaming him for things his kids did.

Kamek: FINE! YOU WANT ME GONE I'LL LEAVE! AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK! -Storms out of castle and flies away on his broom crying with frustration-

-Flashback Moment Over!-

Kammy looked horrified. "Are you insane sir! Why would you tell him that?" Bowser glared at Kammy. "Oh can it hagzilla! He always runs off like that. He'll be back eventually." Kammy looked almost sad. "But he's been gone for a long time. It's nearly 3 days. He normally returns after 1 or 2." Bowser rolled his eyes, he did feel a little bad. Only a little. "Ehh, don't worry yourself Kammy. I'm sure he's fine wherever he is." Kammy nodded and left the room passing the table not noticing Iggy and Lemmy hiding. "Did you hear that? Kamek ran away again." Iggy said to Lemmy. Lemmy just looked confused. " I told you his name was spelled with a 'K' Iggy!" Iggy had an annoyed looked and turned to Lemmy. "Lemmy that's not important! Kamek is gone! He might even be...-gulps-...Dead!"

Lemmy looked shocked " DEAD! OH NO!" He shouted. Iggy clapped a hand over Lemmy's mouth, picked him up and ran around the corner. Bowser poked his head out of the room. "Huh...could've sworn I heard Lemmy shouting out here...Oh well." He said and returned to the room. When the coast was clear, Iggy let go if Lemmy and set him down. "Keep your voice down Lemmy! I'm pretty sure that wasn't a conversation we were supposed to be listening to." Lemmy looked kinda sad. "I'm sorry. But is Kamek really...dead? We just wanted to play a joke on him..not get him killed..." Iggy sighed. " I know that Lemmy. But they never said he was dead."

Just then Larry popped up behind them and shouted. "Hey Guys!" Startled Lemmy and Iggy screamed. Then they noticed it was just Larry. "Geezus Larry! You scared the hell out of us." Iggy said trying to catch him breath from screaming. Lemmy was breathing hard as if trying to catch his breath. "Heart...attack...Ahh!" He falls back. "Oops..sorry Lemmy.." Larry said looking down at him. "It's ok..I'll be fine. I'll just..stay here...on the ground.." Larry looked at Iggy. "Is it true? Someone died?" Iggy looked at Larry kinda startled. "Died? Who told you someone died. Nobody's dead.." Larry looked confused. "But I heard you and Lemmy talking about someone dieing." Iggy exhaled. "Oh no Larry, no one died. We were talking about something else." Lemmy who was still on the floor jumped into the conversation. "Yeah Larry. Dad and Kammy were talking about Kamek. He's been gone a long time I guess. Iggy thought he might be dead in a ditch somewhere." Larry looked shocked and yelled. "Kamek died in a ditch somewhere! I gotta tell everyone!" He ran off to tell the others. Iggy tried to stop him, "Larry NO!" But it was too late. Larry had already ran off.

"Great, now everyone is gonna know about this...Dad is gonna be so mad" Iggy shuddered thinking about what Bowser would do to them if this got out. He grabbed Lemmy's arm and pulled him up then ran away with him. "Come on Lemmy! We gotta stop Larry, or at least catch him in time to clear all this up."

Lemmy who was just flying through the air said. "Weeeeeeeeeeeee!" They found Larry talking to Morton..of all people. Iggy ran up to them with Lemmy but before he could catch up to them Larry ran off again. "Darn it! Missed him again!"

He turned to see Morton who was confused as to what was going on. "MORTON! What did Larry say to you?" Iggy exclaimed shaking Morton back and forth. Morton pushed him away. "All he told he was something about Dad killing Kamek for drawing a picture of a donkey on the wall. Then throwing his dead body in a ditch." Iggy sighed and clapped a hand over his forehead. "Awwe man!" He grabbed Lemmy's hand again and started running. "Hi Morton! Bye Morton!" He said and left with Iggy. Morton chased after them "Hey wait for me! I wanna come! Don't leave me by myself!"

Iggy, Lemmy and Morton searched all over the castle for Larry. Wondering where he went and who he had talked too. They found Wendy walking down the hallway. She was then ambushed by her brothers. "Ahh! What the..What is wrong with you morons! You practically attacked me!" She stood up and brushed herself off. "Sorry Wendy." Lemmy said. Iggy shook Wendy back and forth and started talking really fast. "What did Larry say to! Tell us! TELL US!" Wendy slapped him causing him to let go of her. "O-ouch! That hurt Wendy!" He said holding his face which now had a red hand mark on it. Wendy glared at him. "Yeah duh! It's meant to hurt! Whats wrong with all of you anyway? You're being stupider than usual." Morton looked kinda hurt. "Stupid..?" Wendy rolled her eyes and looked over at Morton. "Yeah, Stupid!"

Iggy pushed Morton out of the way to talk to Wendy. "Wendy have you seen Larry. It's very important that we catch him." Wendy looked down at her nails "Yeah, he ran past me saying something about Kamek dieing. Is that true? He really died?" She asked looking at them. "No it's not true. But we need to catch him before he talks to Dad. We're not supposed to know about this." He said running off. Wendy ran after him with Morton and Lemmy following close behind. "Wait, if it's not true then why can't he talk to Dad? He would probably just look at him and tell him to go away like he normally does." Iggy shook his head. "Because, we're not supposed to know about this. At all! Me and Lemmy overheard Dad talking to Kammy about Kamek running away and not coming back." Wendy scoffed. "So? Kamek always runs away. The guys a total wuss." Lemmy who was now on Morton's back said. "True, but he hasn't been back yet. Kammy was worried about him. He normally comes back after a day or 2 and he hasn't."

"Wow, Dad was actually worried? Thats a first. He doesn't care about anything. Except Food and Princess Peach.." Iggy nodded then abruptly stopped causing everyone to crash into him. Morton and Lemmy landed with and "oof!" Wendy looked mad. "Iggy! Why did you just stop like that!" Iggy was frozen, he looked almost scared. Roy was talking Larry. From the look of it, Roy looked fairly annoyed with Larry rambling about Dieing and Ditches. Roy then spotted Iggy out of the corner of his eye. "IGGY!" He growled and charged at him. "OH god! Run RUN!" He grabbed Lemmy by the arm and ran back down the hallway away from Roy. Wendy and the others followed him.

Around the corner at the other end of the hallway~

"Cathrine! Stop messing up my room!" Cathrine was bouncing up and down on Ludwig's bed messing it up. "Oh come on Ludwig it's FUN! Weeeeeeeee!" she bounced from the bed to one of Ludwig's inventions. "Ooooh, what does this button do?" Ludwig tried to stop her from pressing the shiney red button that seemed to be begging to be pressed. "No Cathrine you idiot don't touch-" She presses the button and the invention shaped like a little box explodes. "Oops.." Ludwig was almost furious. "Thats it! Cathrine get out of my room this instant!" He pushed her out the room and shut and shut and locked the door behind him. Cathrine pouted. "You're no fun Ludwig. All I did was press a button..I didn't know it was gonna explode and stuff." she mumbled under her breath. Ludwig exhaled. "Well, when I tell you 'Don't touch that' IT'S NORMALLY FOR THAT EXACT REASON! Now thanks to you, I have to rebuild that entire thing!" He stopped pushing her and walked down the hallway. She followed him.

"I'm sorry then. But it's really your fault for making such a horrible invention."

Ludwig sighed. "I'm going to pretend that I didn't hear that.." He thought to himself. "Last thing I need is some girl insulting my genius." Just then Iggy, Lemmy, Roy, Morton, Larry, and Wendy crashed into them. Everyone fell on top of each other. "Ouch, that really hurt." Said Lemmy rubbing his head. "Oh Hey Ludwig, and Cathrine." Cathrine sat up. "Hey Lemmy." Ludwig pushed Morton off of him and pushed Iggy's foot out of his face. "What are you idiots doing? Why were you running down the hall?" he said standing up and brushing himself off.

Everyone managed to untangled themselves from each other and stood around one another. "Sorry Ludwig, Didn't mean to knock you guys down." Ludwig sighed, "It's alright, but would you please explain to me why you were running in the first place." Lemmy started speaking, "Well, we were trying to catch Larry." Ludwig looked confused. "Why?" Cathrine titled her head to the side and placed her hands on her hips. "Maybe they were playing a game. They are kids." Ludwig thought aloud, "Stupid annoying kids, more like it." Iggy rolled his eyes. "We needed to stop Larry because me and Lemmy over heard Dad and Kammy talking about Kamek. She was worried 'cause he's been gone longer that he normally leaves for." Ludwig nodded. "He's always running off somewhere when he gets upset.. But he does normally return after a day or two."

"Thats what Kammy was saying. It's close to 3 days and he hasn't returned. I had said that maybe he died in a ditch somewhere. Larry took it literally and went to tell everyone. We aren't supposed to know about this. And now that we have you Larr-...Larry?" He looked around but Larry was gone. From a distance they heard, "Hey Dad! I have to tell you something!" Iggy gasped, "Dang it Larry! No!" He ran down the hallway to try to find Larry. "Hey wait for me!" Lemmy said and chased after Iggy. The others followed close behind him. They all stopped, at once, and again found themselves piled onto one another. "Morton! Get your stinkin' foot outta my face!" Roy growled and pushed Morton's foot away from him. Morton sat up. "Well sorry for falling onto your face! I can't help where I fall!" Roy pushed him, "I don't care runt! Don't do it again!" Cathrine pulled herself out of pile. "You have anger issues Roy. You should really see like, a therapist or something." She helped Wendy and Ludwig out of the pile as well.

Wendy giggled. "He'd probably just get mad at the therapist and attack him. He's such a brute." Roy turned to Wendy with fire in his eyes. "IF YOU WEREN'T A GIRL I'D SOCK YOU RIGHT IN THE JAW WENDY!" Wendy rolled her eyes and smirked. "Even if I wasn't a girl you couldn't even hit me, Moron!" Roy lost it and pushed Wendy into a wall. She rebutted by running at him then attacking by clawing him in the face and scratching his head. "Wooooo! Sibling fight!" Said Lemmy excitedly. Iggy and Ludwig tried to pull them away from each other. "Stop fighting you idiots! Wendy, Roy isn't worth it, he's just an idiot!" Ludwig said trying to hold Roy back from punching Wendy in the eye. Bowser and Larry stared at them all with confused looks. "Am I...missing something here?" Bowser thought aloud. Everyone stopped fighting and looked at him. It was silent for a while until Cathrine spoke up. "Hi Bowser!" She said happily with a wave. "Hi...Caren?"

"Cathrine." She said deadpan. Bowser replied "Whatever. And what are you kids doing? I could hear fighting all the way from the other room!" Iggy dropped Wendy. "We weren't doing anything! AND WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING." He said nervous. Bowser got even more confused, he would never understand his kids...ever. Wendy looked up at him after punched Iggy in the stomach for dropping her. "Dad...if you keep making those faces, You're gonna get wrinkles." Lemmy hopped up on Ludwig's head. "But he already has wrinkles. He's so...Old." Bowser got mad. " I DO NOT HAVE WRINKLES! AND I'M NOT OLD!" Everyone laughed. "Dad you gotta admit, you are pretty old." said Jr who came out of nowhere. "Jr? When did you get here?"

"Well," Jr started. "It started when..."

-Flashback Moment!-

Rosalina: How did you get onto my Comet Observatory? I thought you were back on Earth!

Jr.: I stole Iggy's spaceship and decided to visit you!

Rosalina:...Luma's.

-Jr gets attacked by a band of Lumas who throw him off the comet observatory and he falls back down to Earth and lands in the backyard of Bowser's castle-

-Flashback Moment Over!-

Iggy was close to strangling Jr for taking his ship without asking. "You took my ship? And you didn't even ask me to use it? WHAT IF IT BLEW UP AND YOU DIED!" Cathrine looked at Iggy, "Wow Iggy, I didn't know you cared so much for Jr." Iggy folded his arms. "I don't! I just don't want my ship destroyed before I have proper time to test it! Now I can't even get to it!" He walked away from the group in a huff and sat in the corner. Bowser had enough of his kids idiocy. "I still haven't gotten an answer as to why you idiots were running around my castle!" Larry looked up at Bowser again. "Dad is true that Kamek is dead?" Everyone looked from Larry to Bowser expecting an answer. Even though they tortured Kamek and liked pranking him. They didn't want him dead, I mean who else would they get with their pranking? Certainly not Roy. As that has not worked out for Lemmy and Iggy, it nearly got them killed.

Bowser sighed and rolled his eyes. "No, he isn't dead. He just ran off again like he normally does. I'm sure he'll be back sooner or later." Then he came to a realization. "How do you even know about Kamek, Only Hagface knew about it." Larry pointed at Iggy who was still sitting in the corner. "Iggy told me you killed him then dumped his dead body in a ditch." Bowser glared and Iggy. "Iggy you idiot! Don't go around spreading lies to your brothers!" Wendy scoffed, "Uhm..Excuse me?" Bowser rolled his eyes. "And sister." Wendy nodded and said, "Thank you!"

Bowser shook it his head, it was getting late. "Don't worry about anything. Once Kamek has calmed down I'm sure he'll come running back here. I bet he'll be at the door any second now." Suddenly the doorbell rang. Everyone had blank looks, then looked at Bowser. After a while of silence Lemmy jumped up and said "Dad's a Wizard! He brought Kamek back to life and made him appear at the door!" Bowser pushed Lemmy away and left the room to open the door with his kids, and Cathrine following. "He never died moron! And I'm not a wizard! It was just coincidence." he answered the door and had a really annoyed look on his face. "Oh great.. It's...You two." He said and clapped a hand over his face. He moved away from the door to reveal Akasha and Christie standing in the doorway holding sleeping bags, movies, and five giant bags full of snacks. They just smiled.