Hey people's, I'm back with this story! Check out my other stories as well! Especially my most recent ones like Wanda's Diary. Anyways, enjoy this chapter. And sorry for Wanda's OOCness last chapter. I like to write crazy stories, in case you haven't noticed. I get crazier and crazier with my writing until I eventually mess up the character or the whole story altogether. Please forgive me for that.

Pietro and Lance woke up at the same time once again and sighed when they saw they were still little tiny people.

"What did we ever do wrong?" Pietro asked sadly.

Lance gave Pietro a look. "Uh, Pietro, we're the Brotherhood. Everything we do is wrong."
"Oh, yeah."

They climbed off the bed and out of Pietro's room. They stopped when they noticed that there were sheets of paper scattered all throughout the hallway.

"What are all these?" Pietro asked.

"Pieces of paper," Lance stated.

"I know that, you bonehead."

"Look Pietro, there's writing on it, and I think it's for us!"

"Really? I thought it was for Henry the ghost." Pietro mocked.

"Henry?"

"Hey, it's the first name I thought of!"
"Why didn't you say Casper the friendly ghost, or Billy Bob, like most people do?"

"Because…just shut up Lance, okay?"

The paper read this:

Dear Guys,

Please come back. If you see this paper call my cell # unless you don't have it with you .shoot you probably don't. Um just give us some sort of sign. Rip off a peace of the paper or something so we know you read it.

Signed,

Toad & Fred

"Ah, my eyes are burning!" Pietro said melodramatically.

"Why? The guys know we're missing, and they're out looking for us now! Aren't you happy about that?" Lance was confused.
"Yes, it's just that…they have the writing skills of a two year old!"

"We could die of basically anything right now, and you're criticizing your friends' writing skills?"

"But Lance, look at this paper! They have terrible punctuation, grammar skills, run-on sentences, and not to mention their writing looks like a person with no fingers wrote it."

"Pietro, just because you have girl's handwriting doesn't mean you can criticize theirs."

"I do NOT have girl's handwriting! Why does everyone always say that?"

"Maybe because it's true…"

"You know what, Lance? Let's just do what the papers say to do and get this over with."

"Fine then," Lance said.

Both of them walked closer to the paper and then realized as they got closer to it that it was about six inches taller than them.

"Man, I wish we didn't have to depend on idiots to save our lives."

"You said it Lance," Pietro said. Just then, a light bulb flashed over Pietro's head. "I've got an idea!"

He whispered in Lance's ear. Since this is a cartoon, it sounded like, "Psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. ."

In between each psst, wah, and hewehsheweh, Lance cried out comments like, "Really? No way! You can't be serious! There's no way I'm doing that, Pietro!"

Pietro stopped whispering and said, "It's the only way this is going to work, Lance."

"Why were we whispering in the first place?"
"To give the readers suspense and make them wonder what we said. Plus, this chapter needs more words in it, so the author is just making us do stupid crap to cover for the fact that she only updates about twice a month." Pietro said.

"Oh, that makes sense."

Meanwhile, with the X-Men…

"I'm beginning to feel guilty about leaving the Brotherhood to look for their teammates alone," Jean said. She was lying on the X-Couch looking up at the ceiling.

"Me too," Scott lied so that he could look good for his girlfriend. "I really think we should go out and help them."

He immediately regretted his words as he saw Jean sit up and her eyes light up with delight.

"Oh Scott, you're so kind and considerate. That was just a test to see if you'd go so far as to help the Brotherhood to impress me. You passed with flying colors! You're so cute; I could just kiss you all night long!"

And that they did. (Ha, you thought I was going to make the X-Men come back and help the Brotherhood, huh? Well you thought wrong!)

Brotherhood house with Toad and Fred…

"Yo, what's taking them so long?"

Fred chuckled. "I like how we used improper English on purpose to make Pietro upset. I wonder how he reacted to that…"

"He probably freaked out and gave a speech on how we're idiots and we don't know proper English."

"Yeah."

The two boys sat in silence for a little while, until they got tired of it and turned on the television so it wouldn't sound so quiet.

"Hey, what's that noise?" asked Pietro.

"It sounds like TV," Lance stated.

"Really?" Pietro said sarcastically.

"Why do you ask questions and get all defensive when I answer you?"

"Shut up, Lance."

"Come and make me, Pietro."

"I will!"

"Go ahead!"

Pietro reached behind him and picked up a random gun that was just the right size for him and faced Lance. Lance did the same.

As they faced each other with their pistols to their sides, cowboy music started playing from the TV downstairs. You know, the kind that plays when two cowboys are gonna fight against each other at twelve noon in a dusty, old town and people act like retards and hide in barrels and animals drinking spots instead of going inside like normal people?

They started walking towards each other slowly and when they finally got close to each other and aimed at one another and pulled the trigger, only a little bang! sign came out the bullet hole.

"What are we wasting our time for?" Pietro asked. "We need to go through with my plan so we can rip a little bit of the paper off."

"Fine," Lance said angrily. He was really hoping a real bullet would come out.

As they started getting ready for their plan to work, suddenly the hugest cockroach they'd ever seen came charging for them. They were going to die for certain this time!

I bet it's getting annoying sending all these things to kill them, huh? Well, I'm just copying the show. In X-Men: Evolution, bad things like someone about to be crushed or hurt are about to happen, and then after the commercial break, the bad thing is further away and the victim manages to get away. I mean, what the crap! I want to see bad things happen once in a while! So, basically I'm torturing you in the same ways the show does.

Lolz, don't forget to read and review!