Sneak Peak

Okay, so I'm not going to be posting new chapters for a while, but I decided today to do a sneak peak of my upcoming story, They're Coming. Now, it's not meant to be taken seriously. I have a crazy invertebrate zoology professor who believes birds should have beaten out humans because they're so "evolutionarily advanced" (If you believe in that sort of thing. Honestly I don't XD But I don't judge either, lol) That and at my internship, I get attacked by seagulls every week and we have to cover whoever has the seafood scraps lest the swarm of birds attack him. Thus, this story was born. It's supposed to be stupid and far from scary, so just have fun with it XD

By the by, I don't own YYH or the characters. Just the birds XD


"I can believe I have lowered myself to doing human work," Hiei muttered while carrying a bucket of fish scraps to the docks.

"Come on, Hiei," Kuwabara replied. "You know it's part of the mission."

"Hn. I shouldn't even be working for Spirit World. I honestly think I would have liked their prison better." Hiei noticed Kuwabara staring at him. "What?"

"Hiei, did that guy, our boss, seem odd to you?" Kuwabara asked.

"No, he was just a regular human."

"Well, yeah, I know that, but something about him just seemed…off, you know? You have that Jagan, thingy, right?"

Hiei glared daggers over to Kuwabara. "If you mean the Jagan eye, then yes. Why?"

"Later, try seeing if you can read his thoughts or whatever." A black cat with green eyes jumped up to the crate next to them. "Aw, hey kitty. Wanna fishy?"

"Oh someone shoot me," Hiei said as he continued walking to the edge of the dock.

Kuwabara tried to give the cat some fish scraps but the cat hissed over in the direction of the dock and ran away. "Huh, that's weird." Kuwabara looked to the end of the dock where Hiei was. "Guess the cat didn't like him." Kuwabara then got "the tickly feeling" and shivered. "What the heck is that all about?" he asked looking behind.

When he did, he nearly had his head taken off by a bird. "Holy shit!" he shouted. The birds flew quickly over toward Hiei. "Oh my God…Hiei, LOOK OUT!"

Hiei turned his head to shoot Kuwabara another dirty look and was met by a swarm of birds.

He smirked. Hm, playtime for me. He powered up, a flame appearing in his hand. He shot a few smaller flames at the birds.

"WHAT?" he asked in shock as he watched his flames pass through the ghostly black seagulls.


A/N: HAHAHAHAHAHHA! I mean, the birdies attacked XD Anyway, I nearly did get my head taken off by a bird before. Some giant, blue royal pigeon or whatever flew into my head at the zoo. My neck hurt so badly, lol.