Ciao, so yeah, I've finally updated. I'm sorry for the wait. Please take this as a late Christmas Present! To all the lovely people who have been PM-ing me this year.

Things to note: I think I was high on something (not sure what) when I wrote this. You'll see what I mean in awhile. This may also be a bit too short. Large dozes of OOC and quality-crap. I'm sorry that this chapter is not as good as the usual.

This is for WanderingCat96, Yuu3, Phireye (cause stuff. Ohohoho) and sorry really a bunch of awesome people whom I'm not sure if they read this fic or the other old fic.

Disclaimer: I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Not edited.

Class Reunion

Chapter 9

By Shii san

Tsuna stared expectantly at his guardians, raising an eyebrow when he was answered with silence. Gokudera fidgeted, fingers playing with his tie as he looked elsewhere, wondering just how in the name of Vongola Primo he was going to break the news to his boss.

"Well?" Tsuna spun around on his chair, fully facing them, crossing his arms over his chest. "Gokudera?" the brunette called out, eyes narrowing at his storm guardian. Yamamoto laughed nervously, flinching a little when he was elbowed in the gut by Gokudera before taking that as a signal for him to speak.

"Well…" the tall Japanese man started, a calloused finger reaching up to scratch the scar at his chin. Tsuna's eyes sharpened, the colour of his irises turning slowly from brown to amber. Yamamoto and Gokudera were clearly nervous over something and all Tsuna could think was this is not going to end well, isn't it?

Clearing his throat slightly, the brunette steeled his mind, readying himself for whatever shock that was going to hit him. "Yamamoto. Continue." He commanded softly. Why am I always digging my own grave?

The rain guardian gulped and nodded, "To be precise, it's not who but whom."

The Vongola Decimo raised an eyebrow, body freezing as he registered the words of his Rain Guardian, before turning his body fully towards the duo, giving them the look.

Gokudera gulped, eyes looking elsewhere as he bent down in apology. "We're very sorry, Tenth! Initially we planned to have only one imitation-" the silver-haired man coughed a little as Yamamoto elbowed his sides slightly. "I mean, pseudo-owner-of-the-mansion but…"

There was another silence and Tsuna sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose before folding his arms across his chest. "Basically, you meant things went downhill from the beginning, right?"

Yamamoto blinked, before laughing nervously, right hand going to the back of his head as Gokudera shuffled around. Right on.

The brunette twitched. "So?" he asked, motioning for Gokudera to continue.

"Well, Tenth, we didn't notice lawn-head put in a few short sticks instead of one."

Tsuna could only sigh.

XXX

Ten minutes after the Storm and Rain Guardian left his office, Reborn walked in, taking in Tsuna's prone form on the table in amusement.

"You look pathetic."

"I feel horrible." Tsuna croaked out tiredly, pulling himself off the table.

Rebron shrugged, sitting down gracefully on one of the plush sofas in the office. "Big difference. You don't look horrible to me."

There was more silence until Tsuna sighed again. "Tell me again why I decided to be the Tenth Boss of the Vongola Family?"

Reborn smirked. "I don't think that's what you wanted to ask. Basically you wanted to be a big damn hero and destroy the Mafia from within and use the Vongola's power and influence for good."

The young man raised an eyebrow, picking up a coffee lollipop from the side. "That isn't right… wasn't it more like you forcing me with a gun at my forehead at point-blank range?"

The Italian hit-man snorted. "Clearly you cannot handle your alcohol very well, that is your version, which, may I add, is rather inaccurate. There were no guns in the vicinity at all."

Tsuna yawned. "Leon was present. Your argument is invalid." By then, Tsuna's eyes had fluttered shut.

Reborn chuckled. "Abusing your power as Vongola Decimo now, are we?"

XXX

"Of course, I paid for this mansion."

"No! This is my mansion!"

"What a cheeky brat. I dare you to say that again."

"I'll say it as many times as I want to! Nuh-uh, this is my mansion!"

"Why you! Do you really think that I won't set your grape pants on fire?"

"Why you-"

THUD

"Okay, that's enough. Get off me, your heavy."

"I'm not!"

"Ugh, get off me, fatso. Didn't you hear that loud Earthquake just now?"

"Maybe it's just your head. Anyway, do you really think it'd work?"

"It will. I mean, our beloved boss will jump into action."

"What if he's being held back by the other two?"

"Then I'll have to really set your pants on fire."

"Wha-"

"What are you herbivores doing?" Hibari raised an eyebrow, looking at the two idiots lying on the carpeted floor in a dark room.

There was a chuckle as the taller of the two rolled over, pinning the shorter down as he looked at the Cloud Guardian. "Kufufufu, why don't you come back later, can't you see we're busy here?"

"W-what the shit, get off me-"

The raven-haired young man raised an eyebrow. "Busy doing what?"

"Getting laid?" Was the quick reply and he quickly bent down, bringing his face nearer to his companion's.

"No no no no, NOT GETTING LAID THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT, PLEASE TURN ON THE LIGHTS!" came the hysterical reply of the person that was being pinned. He was struggling to get out from under the taller man.

"Stop struggling, you're turning me on."

"What, is that a target I'm supposed to kick?"

CLICK

"You herbivores are loud."

"Thank you Hibari-nii, you saved my life." The young teen quickly stood up, stamping on the other angrily. "I'm going to tell Tsuna-nii!"

Mukuro whimpered painfully, clutching his lower half. "Why do you guys always ruin the fun?"

"Well I won't call it fun if you keep trying to get into other people's pants. It's called rape, not fun."

"Hn. Go and get laid already, rotten pineapple."

"Oya oya, says the person who is still a vir-"

"I'm going to get some sweets… Bye!" the youngest of them dashed out as the other two quickly engaged in battle.

XXX (I couldn't stop laughing, have you guys guessed who already? I tried really hard not to give you guys any obvious hints. Anyways, sorry for the mental images! Also, sorry for horrible writing. OTL)

Tsuna rubbed his temples as he stood in front of his two guardians. "So? What were you two doing inside the guest room?"

Mukuro was the first to pipe up. "Getting laid!"

The young don gave his Mist Guardians a dead-panned expression. "Really."

Gaping, Mukuro teared up. "Chrome! He doesn't believe me! He doesn't think I have the ability to get laid!"

"Truthfully, Mukuro-sama, I doubt that you will ever get laid in the mansion. After all, everyone thinks you have the hots for Byakuran." Chrome said gently as she rubbed comforting circles on his back as she destroyed his pride.

Mukuro froze, jaws loose as he gaped at his precious Chrome. "Chrome… you…"

"Hibari san?" Tsuna ignored his Mist Guardians, looking at the raven-haired man.

The Cloud Guardian blinked. "Hn. I heard some weird things, that's all."

Tsuna sighed. "Well alright, I'll leave it at that. You're lucky I arrived in time before you destroyed the whole room!"

Mukuro chuckled creepily before disappearing in mist while Chrome took her leave through the doors. "I'll go look for him and make sure he doesn't do anything weird, Boss."

"Thanks, that'll be a great help. If there are no other choices, feel free to ship him to Byakuran."

Hibari just stalked out of the office into the hall, rolling his eyes. I'm surrounded by idiotic herbivores.

The door clicked with a shut and Tsuna sighed. "Reborn, remind me again why I decided to be the Tenth boss of the Vongola Family?"

"You mean, why you agreed to let your Guardians be part of the Family? I don't know, you chose your guardians. Really, dame-Tsuna, you shouldn't push the blame on to others."

Tsuna could only bang his head on the table and whine childishly.

I hate my life.

End

This seemed really much better when I was typing it. I was half-awake and watching variety shows. Must be that. Thank you for reading, please review~