Never The Same Again

AN; I got this idea while watching Big Time Guru so I decided to do this, hope you enjoy

Disclaimer: I do not own Big Time Rush but a girl can dream

The door to apartment 2J opened revealing Logan who was oozing a lot of swagger. He looked over to the couch in time to hear "We're losing him, DR. Wainright!" and Kailee Wainright gasped "Oh no! Nurse Camille, looks like we're gonna have to put him on life support!"

"Energy level has dropped!"

"Get an IV drip. Stat!'

"Swag count dropped 17%"

"We need to move fast!"

Kailee put an oxygen mask on James who's heart was beating at an alarmingly slow rate. Logan walked over to the couch and said "Is that an EKG?"

"SKG!" corrected Camille then added "His swag count is dangerously low!"

Kailee felt James' forehead and jerked her hand back "Damn it! Nurse Cam, I need a thermometer, he's getting a fever.. .he's got a fever!". Logan raised his eyebrows "You guys can't be serious" but Kailee shook her head "Sorry, Logie! If James doesn't get his swag back...Game over!"

"What do you mean games over? You don't mean..."

"He would never be the same again!"

Logan raised his eyebrows then shook his head "Does he realize this is all in his head?", Camille put the glass down and said "Logan, swag is what makes James. If he doesn't have that swag..."

"He'll no longer be James 'Swag Face' Diamond, he'll be James Diamond" finished Kailee

James looked at Logan sadly and the genius said "Well, I'm keeping my swag app"

"Logan" called an extremely weak James

"What?"

"Please..delete...your...swagger...app"

"Why should I? For once in my life, I'm cool and I'm also getting compliments. I've never felt so wanted before"

"Please..I'm b...begging...you...I...need...my...swag...back"

"I said no,James! You're always hogging all the attention, never letting us have the spotlight now I get some limelight and you want it? I don't think so. I'm keeping my swagger app and these clothes"

A beeping sound made the girls jump and Camille yelled "Kailee, we're losing him!"

"Loagn, just give the swag back!" pleaded Kailee but Logan shook his head "NO!". Camille was panicking "Guys...ten seconds!"

"Logan, please!"-Kailee

"NO!"-lOGAN

"Seven seconds!"-Camille

"Logie, I'm begging you!"-Kailee

"5...4...3...2...1!"-Camille

Kailee turned in time to see James's eyes close and his head dropped to the side. The 16 year old actress rushed up to the pretty boy and tears began to spill "No, no, no, no! James, stay with me, don't leave me. James, no!"

Camille put her hand on her friend's shoulder and sadly said "Kaulee?"

"No, this can't happen! He's just too young!"

"Kailee, he's gone!"

Logan just rolled his eyes, some people are just too dramatic.

There it is! I'll update soon, Loagn is gonna be the most self-centred jerkthrob in the upcoming chapters. R&R, review makes this African gal happy