john i lovfe you

Harry, are you drunk?

-John

yeah

You really shouldn't have your phone on when you're drunk.

-John

y nott

You drunk texted your boss and told him you were going streaking outside his window.

-John

i did go strealkign

I know. He fired you.

-John

youre such a wet blanket

No, I'm your brother. I'm supposed to be like this.

-John

is your boyfirend there

Harry, you know I'm straight.

-John

yeah but does he know that

Sherlock is not my boyfriend. He doesn't want to be my boyfriend.

-John

no need to bite my ear

What the hell?

-John

you know like chew me out but worse cause youre biting moy ear odd

Harry, go to bed.

-John

cant

Why not?

-John

wiating for denise

It's three in the morning, Harry.

-John

eyah and she went to get marshmallows

I don't want to know.

-John

gor the eggnog

You're putting marshmallows in eggnog?

-John

try it sometiem its good with vodka

You know I hate vodka.

-John

ueah but you might like theis

Harry, please, for God's sake, go to bed.

-John

fine c if i care if you love your sister

That didn't work on Dad and it won't work on me.

-John

at elast i know how to party

Goodnight, Harry.

-John

fine goodnighte john x

Love you too.

-John