Learn the Hard Way

Summary- Duncan has had a tough break up and expects to find another girlfriend just as fast. But Duncan has got another thing coming.

Disclaimer- Yep I own Total Drama! JK I don't even know who owns the show(s)

"Get Out!" Gwen Shrieked.

"Aw Come on Gwen, It isn't that bad!" Duncan said.

"Um, You CHEATED on me!" Gwen said still very angry.

"At least it wasn't on international television!" Duncan said, clearly wanting to get back inside Gwen's house.

"Oh my God! Courtney! So THIS is how she felt but probably a lot worse considering how much she missed you and how she knew millions of people were watching her meltdown. Wow you really shouldn't have cheated. And to think I thought you changed. I thought your cheating days were over! But apparently I was wrong. Leave now, Duncan!" Gwen said, blocking Duncan's path inside of her house.

"But Gwen!"

"Now!"

"Fine! I'm going! but mark my words Gwen, you're going to regret this!" Duncan yelled as he walked away.

It was after Total Drama World Tour. Heather finally got her million dollars after kicking Al's butt. Duncan and Gwen were in a happy relationship for a couple of months. But that was too boring for Duncan. Luckily had TONS of fangirls, so he picked the hottest one and they started dating. But there was no Tyler to rat him out this time. When he got bored of her, he moved on to the next one. It went on for a couple of months without Gwen noticing until Gwen came to Duncan's house for a date only to find Duncan and another girl doing stuff that I won't mention since this is Teen rated. Anyway Duncan tried to apologize by pinning the blame on the girl, saying "she couldn't keep her hands off me," and Gwen pretended to fall for it. She waited a good two weeks, and then right before a big date she kicked him out. Duncan was going to make her miss him. But he didn't know how to. He needed a perfect plan that would look obvious but would really be complicated. He needed someone who can plan. He needed someone who could drive Gwen crazy. But most importantly he needed someone hot. Then it hit him. Courtney.

First Duncan would have to find her. He had two options. Spend hours searching, finding and stalking her over the internet, or read Sierra's blog. Not wanting to do either, it came down to a coin flip and he ended up on Total Drama's resident stalker chick's blog. Unfortunately, the blog didn't have the right details. So he would have to call Sierra. And probably meet up with her. In public. ''After all the work I'm putting into this, Gwen better be crawling and begging on her knees for me to take her back,'' Duncan thought to himself. He picked up the phone and dialed the number.

"Hello, you have Total Drama's Biggest fan on the line," Sierra said.

"Um… Hey Sierra," Duncan said.

"Duncan. What do YOU want?" Sierra said unhappily.

"Do you have Courtney's address?" Duncan said cautiously.

"Of course I do, and I'd be happy to give it to you if you tell me why you want it." Sierra said curiously.

"I've been thinking about it a lot and I think Courtney may be th-the one." Duncan said coolly, or at least he tried to.

There was a long pause. Then Sierra said, "Well in that case her address is 1234 Random Street Not a real place, British Colombia 4321." (A/N: I'm sorry if I butchered the address. I don't live in Canada. Sorry!)

"Thanks, bye." Duncan said, anxious to get off the phone.

"Bye." Sierra hung up. She sighed. Duncan obviously was lying to her; his stutter at the end gave him away. "It must be really bad," she thought. "Duncan doesn't stutter, Period. "Well Courtney's strong, I'm sure she can fight her own battles.

Meanwhile…

Duncan was already on his way. According to his GPS it would be noon once he got to Courtney's, and he couldn't wait.

At noon…

Duncan pulled into the driveway and parked. He knocked on the door and waited in anticipation. After what seemed like forever Courtney opened the door. Inside the house Duncan could hear laughter. When Courtney came out she was wearing an 'I sue you' T-shirt and Purple pajama pants.

"Hello… Duncan what the heck are you doing here?" Courtney said angrily.

"Well Princess-"

"You may have been able to get away with that while we were dating but there is no way you can do that now, especially after you CHEATED on me!" Courtney screamed.

"Courtney, we're about to start the movie, what's going on," A voice that sounded just like… Heather's said as she walked up to Courtney. She looked at me coldly and said "Duncan get out of here NOW!"

"Heather what are you doing in Courtney's house?" Duncan asked genuinely surprised.

"Technically this is my house. Not that it matters to you. Courtney's my roommate." Heather said indifferently.

"Anyway, Courtney I came here to ask you something." Duncan said.

"And what was that?" Courtney said, shooting daggers at him. If looks could kill, Duncan would have died a slow and very painful death.

"Will you take me back?" he said sounding a little unsure.

"Don't you have a Weird Goth Girl to get back to? Or let me guess you cheated on her, or she cheated on you. Either way it looks like karma bit you in the butt." Courtney said, actually smiling for once.

"Well I've been thinking about you for a while now and now I know that you're the one. So will you take me back?" Duncan said.

"And you expect me to believe that? How stupid do you think I am? You think you can barge back in my life and expect me to go along with it because I love you SO much. It's like I'm your puppet or something. What is this a story? Well it looks like there's no happy ending, because I MOVED ON. And if you're expecting me to take you back well you've got another thing coming, buster." Courtney said still glaring at him.

"But I honestly love you!"

"No you don't,"

"I'll prove it!"

"Go ahead, but I have a movie to get back to. Good luck, because you're sure as heck going to need it." Courtney said, closing the door.

Duncan was angry. Nothing went according to plan. But he had to get Courtney back. And revenge was going to be sweet

A/N: was that any good? Should I keep going?

Peace love and bubble baths

- Coderrafan