Stargate lyrics set to the tune of The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire).

The Stargate Song

Chaos reigning as we're under fire,
Jaffa milling by the gate,
"Kree! Jaffa!" being yelled by false gods
And us dressed up in combat gear.

Evr'ybody knows a staff and a zat'ni'katel
Help to even out the fight.
Nasty Goa'uld with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to match our might

They know that we are SG-1;
We're always sending lots of bad guys on the run.
And ev'ry human slave is gonna see
It's much better to be living safe and free.

And so we're warning all the evil Goa'uld,
Of whom there are more than a few,
Although you have ruled many years, many worlds,
We'll be coming for you.