CRASH BANDICOOT

TWIN TROUBLES

STARRING:

Crash Bandicoot

Dr. Neo Cortex

Proffesor Njil Cortex

Nina Cortex

N-Gin

Pinstripe Potteroo

Coco Bandicoot

Aku-Aku

Uka-Uka

Prologue: Monthly Meeting

It was the Monthly Evil Meeting for December, and it was a disaster. Hardly anyone had shown up.

"Maybe they're off with a cold?" N-Gin suggested.

"Evil never rests, and/or gets a cold," Cortex corrected him.

"Well what do you think happened?" Pinstripe asked.

"Who... who are you?" Cortex bit his lip.

"Pinstripe Potteroo."

"I don't remember making a Pinstripe Potteroo..."

"The gangster."

"Ah, yes." Cortex didn't actually remember him, he just didn't want to seem like a fool in front of his superior, Uka-Uka.

"Down to buisness please!" Uka-Uka yelled. Then Cortex remembered; it didn't matter if he looked like a fool in front of his superior, because it'd just be another normal day...

"Ah, yes." Cortex quickly tried to think of a plan. He never was organised. "If you like I could make a bone-crusher-type weapon to grind the Bandicoot's bones to dust?"

N-Gin threw up under the table.

"What a TERRIBLE idea!" Uka-Uka yelled.

"I know, I know... my twin Njil was always better with plans... where has he gone, anyway? The last time I saw him was when he graduated from Evil University, 10-20 years back..."

"I miss Dad," Nina stated.

Cortex ran to his Hover-craft.

"Where are you going?" Uka-Uka yelled.

"To find Njil. And you can't stop me! Come on Nina, we have work to do!"