Merlin's Twelve Days of Christmas 2011 by Emachinescat

A Merlin Fan-Fiction

SUMMARY: It's Christmastime 2011, so let's see what Merlin and the gang (even Agravaine) get for Christmas THIS year. Largely based on season 4. Silliness fused with a tad bit of cleverness. NOW: Merlin's Twelve Days

A/N: I know I did a collection of these last Christmas, but since we've got most of season 4, new characters, and new character arcs, I figured there's still some wiggle room for The Twelve Days of Christmas 2011! SPOILERS FOR SEASON FOUR! Enjoy, and please review!

Merlin's Twelve Days of Christmas 2011

Chapter One: Merlin

On the first day of Christmas, Morgana gave to me
A pet snake that makes me real mean

On the second day of Christmas, Elyan gave to me
Two bags of salt
And a pet snake that makes me real mean

On the third day of Christmas, Gwen and Gaius gave to me
Three whopping headaches
Two bags of salt
And a pet snake that makes me real mean

On the fourth day of Christmas, Lamia gave to me
Four grumpy knights
Three whopping headaches
Two bags of salt
And a pet snake that makes me real mean

On the fifth day of Christmas, Arthur gave to me
FIVE HEARTHS TO CLEAN
Four grumpy knights
Three whopping headaches
Two bags of salt
And a pet snake that makes me real mean

On the sixth day of Christmas, Sir Gwaine gave to me
Six smelly socks
FIVE HEARTHS TO CLEAN
Four grumpy knights
Three whopping headaches
Two bags of salt
And a pet snake that makes me real mean

On the seventh day of Christmas, Kilgharrah gave to me
Seven episodes of nothing
Six smelly socks
FIVE HEARTHS TO CLEAN
Four grumpy knights
Three whopping headaches
Two bags of salt
And a pet snake that makes me real mean

On the eighth day of Christmas, Sir Leon gave to me
Eight crossbow lessons
Seven episodes of nothing
Six smelly socks
FIVE HEARTHS TO CLEAN
Four grumpy knights
Three whopping headaches
Two bags of salt
And a pet snake that makes me real mean

On the ninth day of Christmas, Gwen gave to me
Nine friendly hugs
Eight crossbow lessons
Seven episodes of nothing
Six smelly socks
FIVE HEARTHS TO CLEAN
Four grumpy knights
Three whopping headaches
Two bags of salt
And a pet snake that makes me real mean

On the tenth day of Christmas, the Dorocha gave to me
Ten degrees of freezing
Nine friendly hugs
Eight crossbow lessons
Seven episodes of nothing
Six smelly socks
FIVE HEARTHS TO CLEAN
Four grumpy knights
Three whopping headaches
Two bags of salt
And a pet snake that makes me real mean

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Agravaine gave to me
Eleven reasons to kill him
Ten degrees of freezing
Nine friendly hugs
Eight crossbow lessons
Seven episodes of nothing
Six smelly socks
FIVE HEARTHS TO CLEAN
Four grumpy knights
Three whopping headaches
Two bags of salt
And a pet snake that makes me real mean

On the twelfth day of Christmas, King Arthur gave to me
Twelve signs to trust him
Eleven reasons to kill him
Ten degrees of freezing
Nine friendly hugs
Eight crossbow lessons
Seven episodes of nothing
Six smelly socks
FIVE HEARTHS TO CLEAN
Four grumpy knights
Three whopping headaches
Two bags of salt
AND A PET SNAKE THAT MAKES ME REAL MEAN!

A/N: Here's hoping you enjoyed; I'll have more songs up soon if you want! Please REVIEW!

~Emachinescat ^..^