A/N: A time for spooktakular (Eh, don't know how to spell it) fun with fanfictions! This time I have decided to re-vamp this classical tale of Dick and Wally mischief!

Wally was known on the team as the team clown, for obvious reasons. Dick was often the second team clown, as where ever Wally was to go, this little bird was quick to follow, usually with a video camera. When the weather turn cold and pumpkins were beginning to pop up everywhere the two turned, thats when the real planning of pranks began. This year was no different than all the rest, as the pair found themselves on Wally's front porch about to put their plan into action.

"OK, now you just sit here and don't move! It'll ruin the 'illusion'." Wally instructed Dick, idly pushing the smaller male back into his chair and quickly brushing off his costume.

Dick sighed and looked up at his friend through the mask that covered his face, scowling slightly as it was adjusted for the billionth time. With a gentle huff, he found himself questioning everything (again) including the reason behind why he had agreed to do this in the first place. He then quickly remembered that it was all for the laughs they would probably have some day when this was all over.

"Why am I doing this again?" Dick mumbled out-loud to his friend, with all thoughts aside. "This is stupid."

Wally smirked at this question, as he had somehow convinced Dick to dress up like a gaudy scarecrow with a bright pink wig and what ever creepy articles of clothing they could find in both of their houses. Wally had also managed to convince Dick to sit outside in the freezing cold all night as part of a 'prank' with a bowl of candy in his lap. At the time that they planned this, they had been in the cozy livingroom of Wayne manor, and that had been the time that this all seemed like a good idea.

"Because this prank will be funny. Now shut up! I see people coming." Wally said in a matter of face tone, dawning his camo printed-mask and matching poncho. "Now shut up and sit still. I'm going to go hide in that bush over there."

"You know, this prank will only scare a bunch of kids." Dick mumbled, wanting to get the last word in before going quiet as the kids walked up.

Wally was quick to do as he had said earlier and hid in a nearby bush right next to the deck just as the first group of kids came by the house and walked up the long pathway. As they drew closer, it was easy to see that this group was about ten years of age and they were all dressed in 'cool costumes'.

"Look, no ones here, just a stupid scarecrow." The kid dressed up as a pirate said, spitting on the grass for no other reason then to be a jerk.

"Lets egg this losers house." A ninja replied, idly strolling over the spit on the grass and using his shoe to kick it into the ground.

"Nah, let's get our candy first. Then we TP this place." Pirate snickered, about to take a hand full of the treats in the bowl.

"But the sign says 'Just take one'." A little girl dressed up as a fairy princess chimed in from out of nowhere, having just walked up behind the others.

"Says who?" The ninja piped up, sticking his own hand into the bowl, only to have it grabbed suddenly by the 'scarecrow'.

"JUST TAKE ONE!" Dick screeched in his loudest voice as he jumped forward, nearly knocking the whole bowl over in the process.

Instantly the kids turned around and took off running at their top speed, all while screaming the entire way back to their parents. Luckily for Dick and Wally, their parents found their little prank to be just as funny and urged the boys to set back up for the next group, which they promptly did.

"Told you it was funny, wait here comes someone else!" Wally called, diving back into the bush as Dick straightened the bowl of candy back onto his lap.

A large man with several tattoos and wearing a dirty t-shirt with the sleeves ripped off and torn up jeans, walked over with another fairy princess following close behind him as they walked.

"Yo man, I got two." The man mumbled in a soft tone, gesturing to the child skipping behind him.

He reached into the bucket, just as the ninja and pirate had done, and was about to take four pieces of candy when Dick lunged forward once more and shouted in a very loud tone. "JUST TAKE ONE!"

One trip to the ER later and:

"I hate you Wally... I really hate you..." Dick mumbled in pain as the nurse finished putting bandages on his nose.

"Come on Dick, you're an internet star now!" Wally cheered in a delighted voice as he posted the video he had filmed onto FaceBook just as Bruce walked into the room.

"Start running West." He growled, clearly not happy about his little bird's injuries. "I'm giving you until the count of five."

"Come on, Brucey. It was funny! Wasn't it Dicky?" Wally asked as he looked over at Dick for back up.

"One." Dick began the count down suddenly as Wally laughed and then made a run for it. "Five! Kick his arse, Bruce!"

With that, Wally sped up to his fastest speed with the angry daddy-bat following close behind him. The whole way Wally was laughing even harder, nearly running into a nurse as he turned the corner sharply, but rather than apologizing, he instead called just two words over his shoulder.

"HAPPY HALLOWEEN!"