HELLO. HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY! Its.. wear green day!

Well, its been a while but here you go.

Disclaimer: I known nothing seen here. All of this goes to you know who.

Peeves was doing his usual rounds of tricks and traps on a particularly snowy morning in an empty classroom when he heard someone outside the door. Smirking mischievously to himself, he kicked open the door with a bang and shot out, ready to throw insults to send some student away crying.

It was just his good luck when he came face to face with a panic stricken Harry Potter, his favourite toy.

"Why, it's potty wee Potter!" he cackled, hopping in circles around Harry and purposely knocked the boy's glasses lopsided on his face.

Only after throwing another taunt and showing off some of his best somersaults did he see another boy and Nearly Headless Nick near them, one frozen and one turned black and smoky.

One look at Harry's terrified face to the seemingly dead boy and Peeves thought he knew what had happened. Taking a huge breath, he shouted, "ATTACK! NO MORTAL OR GHOST IS SAFE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

Students and teachers burst through doors on all sides, almost trampling the alarmed Harry and the non-responsive Justin on the lying on the floor. Peeves flew upwards near the ceiling, smiling evilly at the chaotic scene below.

In his worst singing voice that could match the merpeople's he noisily started singing, "Oh Potter you rotter, oh what have you done?"

Before he could finish his chart topper song though, McGonagall the old duffer barked at the poltergeist to stop. Peeves whizzed backwards while blowing raspberries at Harry.

A little while later, Peeves came across Ernie McMillan fanning a still smoking Nearly Headless Nick up some flight of stairs. Creeping up silently, he crouched down to the carpet, grabbed the ends, and tugged with all his might. Ernie went rolling down the stairs with a thump on every stair. His large fan flew out of his hand and hit Peeves square in the face.

The poltergeist's face turned to beetroot as he flew away, shouting derogatory terms at the groaning boy on the floor.

So... what'd you think?

These chapters won't be very long because.. they're like drabbles or whatever you call them.

:D