One day, Light Yagami was bored.

"I wish I had something to do!" he said as his sister read Twilight. This gave Light an idea. So he took out a notebook and begun writing. It was a harsh parody of Twilight written to get a reaction from the fan-base. "I should put this on the internet!" So Light went to fan fiction dot net and uploaded it. To Light's surprise, a Twilight fan reviewed it. The review was really negative and used a lot of cliche insults, saying it was a "Pathetic excuse for a story." and suggested that he "Never even read the books." and other such things. The reviewer called Light many names and linked his story to all her friends. As a result he had lots and lots of hits, hate mail, and negative reviews.

"Exactly as planned!" said Light, because now he was getting attention.