Hey! Kumi-Chan/Tobi-Is-Fluffy-Chan here! This is my first Songfic Oneshot! No Flames Please and Do Enjoy!

It's with Choji and the rest of the Naruto gang. It's a parody and humor and features a few songs. I remixed the Song: I'm Sexy and I know It by LMFAO into a Choji version. Please No Flames and this isn't to dis Choji because i love My Little Ramen Eater :) It starts at Kohona High(Kohona High School) and is a Talent Show where Choji preforms.

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Written By: Kumi-Chan/Tobi-Is-Fluffy-Chan

I'm Chubby and I know it!

Starring

Choji

Ino

SasGAY(YES! SASGAY)

Naruto

Sakura

Shikamaru

The Rest Of Naruto Cast

It was a regular day in Kohona High and the classroom was buzzing with laughter, and talk. Ino and Sakura as usual were fighting over Sasuke. "He's mine!" Ino yelled mushing Sakura on her left cheek. "You dumb Blonde! Sasuke is mine!" Sakura shouted pimp slapping Ino. Sasuke sat in his emo corner as always and watched the two brawl out over him.

Naruto sat on the teacher's desk which was Jiriya who was sleeping with drool coming from the top of his mouth. "Heh…I don't see why they always fight over Sasgay….Cuz' he's gay." Neji sneered to Hinata.

"Y-Yes Sasuke's name should be Sasgay." Hinata remarked. Shikamaru and Temari were in the teacher's bathroom making out which they did every thirty minutes and Choji was munching on rice cakes.

"Hey Shino!" Choji said with his mouth full. Shino looked at the eating Choji. "Um… you got any cream cheese I can borrow?" Shino looked at Choji with annoyance in his eyes.

Just then The Principal busted through the door. She didn't look too happy. "Jiriya! Get your lazy ass up and come meet my parents! If we are supposed to get ready for our dinner rehearsal then you must meet them!"

Tsunade yelled waking up the now startled Jiriya. "Coming Sexy-Dear! Um.. Class, study for tomorrow's Pop Quiz and don't forget we have a Talent Show in two days!" Jiriya retorted packing his things.

"Hey Pervy Sage! If it's a pop quiz… you just told us about it!" Naruto chuckled.

"Dammit! Naruto how many times do I have to tell you that's not my name.. Or nickname… I would prefer, Icha Icha Bang Bang.." he whispered so low so Tsunade couldn't hear. "JIRIYA! I know you aren't going by your sick and twisted Porn Names!" Tsunade screeched.

"No-No Sexy-Dear… we were just leaving C'mon!" Jiriya urged dragging Tsunade out of the room.

Just a few minutes later, Shikamaru and Temari came back in the classroom. "Talent Show, eh? I think I wanna enter, what do ya' think Sweetcheeks?" He chimed to Temari. She shrugged her shoulders and sat on top of the desk.

"Talent Show?" Ino and Sakura said in unison. "I-I-I want to enter," whispered Hinata. Ino scoffed exclaiming, "You can't sing!" Hinata said nothing but balled up in Naruto's arms making him embrace her in a comforting hug.

"Geez, Ino! Lighten up! Just to prove to you that anyone can sing, I'm gonna enter!" Choji exclaimed with enthusiasm. Ino and Sakura both laughed at that thought. Choji sank down in the bottom of his chair sighing in defeat. "Whatever Fatso! You can't win even if I dropped out!" Ino scoffed.

Choji sprang up from his chair and screeched in Ino's face. "WHAT! Who the HELL are you calling FATSO!" Ino shivered in fear. It took Shikamaru, Naruto and Kiba to hold him back. "Choji! Chill!" Naruto coaxed. "No! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THAT BLONDE BITCH! Just to prove my point! I'm gonna enter and WIN!" Choji exclaimed calming down.

With those words Choji signed the paper of the names of people who were going to enter the Talent Show.

Hours Later At the Ramen Shop

"Awwwww.. Shikamaru… what am I gonna sing?" Choji questioned stuffing his face with pork flavored Ramen.

Shikamaru shrugged his shoulders and sighed. All of a sudden, his boring and dull face lit up. "Hey! Choji! You can rap!" Shikamaru exclaimed giving his idea a 'thumbs up'. Choji looked at the ceiling and pictured himself rapping.

Choji was dressed in some sagging ripped jeans. His ramen design printed boxers were showing and he had on a tight white tank top. Covering Choji's frizzy brown hair was a snap-back design hat that said 'Chibi Love'. The mike was gripped tightly in Choji's and he rapped,

"I'm awesome, No you're not dude, don't lie. I'm awesome driven round in my mom's ride, I'm awesome, quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online, Mother-fucker, I'm awesome, I'll run away from a brawl, I'm awesome, no voicemail nobody called, I'm awesome I can't afford to byeight-balls and I talk to myself on my Facebook wall."

The crowd look at Choji with worship in their eyes and chanted his name over and over again.

"Choji, Choji, Choji, Choji!" Choji chanted. "Choji! Focus!" Shikamaru snapped. "Sorry, dude. Hey Rapping would be awesome, but one thing… I CAN'T RAP!"

Shikamaru shouted, "Dammit! Yeah… I forgot. Hey, I'm low on cash, can you pay this time?" Choji looked aroundand looked back in the booth behind them. He pointed to himself and said, "Who Me?" Shikamaru looked at him with annoyance and cursed, "Yes You! Can you fucking pay or not?" Choji looked around again and then looked back at Shikamaru laughing, "Ha! I come here everyday and I never pay!" With that

Choji got up and left out the Ramen Shop leaving a confused and bummed out Shikamaru. Just seconds after Choji left, the owner came up to Shikamaru, "You're bill sir." The bill had over 100 ryo on it and Shikamaru's eyes widened and he pinched his temples shouting in frustration, "CHOJI!"

2 DAYS LATER: THE TALENT SHOW.

A crowd of the whole village was gathering waiting for the Talent Show to Start. Everyone was there. Gai Sensei, Kakashi, Kuranai, Asuma, Tsunade, Jiriya and all of the village. Sasuke was sitting way in the front and so were the rest of the student. All who was performing were backstage.

Hours into the Show

Ino and Sakura had preformed the Song, "I know you Want Me" and made a shoutout to Sasuke. They hardly received any applause. Naruto and Hinata preformed a duet by Alesana called, "As You Wish" and received a whole lot of applause. Up next was Choji. He was shaking as ever and walked out on stage.

The crowd gave him a warm welcome applause and the spotlight was out on him. "Uhhhh…..Ummmm…." Choji muttered. Kankaro being a jokester made cricket sounds breaking the silence. The crowd laugher. Choji bowed his head in defeat again.

"Choji! You can Do IT!" Ten-Ten, Shikamaru, Kanna and Shino cheered. Choji's face lit up in a smile and he began his performance.

"This is for all of the people who think I'm chubby….BECAUSE I KNOW IT!"

When I walk out, Ino be like damn he fly (Ino screams: I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE FLY)

My tummy pimp chicken meat, eatin ramen with pork feet, yeah

This how Choji roll, ramen design print, tummy outta control (Sakura shouts: HAHAHA Fatso)

I love tofu add some hot sauce to go

Slurp my slushy, add the whip cream Ayo.

Choji rips of his sweat suit and reviews himself in a Speedo thong.

Ino look at that body, ahh(Ino screeches: Eww!)

Shino look at that body ahh(Shino smirks at Choji)

Neji look at that body ahh(Neji's eyes widen)

I eat out.

Sakura look at that body ahh(Sakura yells: MY EYES!)

Rock Lee look at that body ahh(Rock Lee screams: How UNYOUTHFUL!)

Kurani look at that body ahh(Kurani blushes making Asuma jealous)

I eat out.

I walk into that ramen shop and this is what I see

A steaming bowl of ramen, just taunting me

My stomach growl with that passion and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm chubby and I know it

I'm chubby and I know it

When I'm at the dango shop, the waiter can't fight tummy off

When I'm at the beach, I'm in a Speedo eating a Twinkie with cheese(Ten-Ten: hell yeah!)

This is how Choji roll, C'mon sensei grill me some pork to go.

We headed to ramen shop, Ino eatin a salad, I'm slurping some ramen, she be like Hell no

No money, Tummy grumbling, ate my ramen and still get service.

Sasgay look at that body ahhh(Sasgay: I'm not fucking GAY! But you do look sexy…)

Yes I said SasGAY look at that body ahh(Sasgay: MY NAME IS SASUKE NOT SASGAY!)

Gai look at that body ahh(Gai: UNYOUTHFUL! Sasgay you know you like that!)

I eat out.

Yall look at that body ahh

Hinata look at that body ahh(Hinata: I-I-I can't look…I already have someone and it's Naruto..)

Temari look at that body ahh(Temari is too busy makingout with Shikamaru)

I eat out.

When I walk into that dango shop, this is what I see

Cinnamon flavored dango, waving at me

My tummy rumbled with that passion and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm chubby and I know it

I'm chubby and I know it

Names Choji, you better know it

Eat it all out!

(Choji wiggles his manhood area and jiggles his stomach)

Jiggle, Jiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Jiggle, Yeah(Sasuke has an Orgasm)

Jiggle, Jiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Jiggle, Yeah(Orochimaru takes pictures and posts them on the Internet)

Jiggle, Jiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Jiggle, Yeah(Kurani blushes and Asuma threatens to beat Choji's ass)

Jiggle, Jiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Jiggle, Yeah(Ino screams: MY EYES!)

Do the Choji wiggle with a lil jiggle(Naruto laughs)

Do the Choji wiggle with a lil jiggle(Zetsu appears out of the ground and screams: WHAT THE HELL! OHHHH NOOO!)

I'm chubby and I know it.

Name Choji you better know it

Chiyo look at that body ahh(Chiyo: Well….I see your body Choji and…In my opinion there's not much)

Gaara look at that body ahh(Gaara: Grrrrr! I'LL KILL YOU. Maybe after Christmas, because…. Well.. I want you to come to my Eggnog Jamboree…but STILL I WILL KILL YOU!)

Naruto look at that body ahh(Naruto: Well, I'm not SasGAY but nice under fat!)

I eat out.

Kakashi look at that body ahh(Kakashi: Too busy reading Porn Book)

Tsunade look at that body ahh( Tsunade: Chugs down a full bottle of Sake and asks Shizune for more.)

Ino look at that body ahh(Ino: NO!)

I eat out.

I'm chubby and I know it!

Name Choji you better know it!

Crowd: WOOO! WOO!

Ino and Sakura: Pukes.

Choji got a standing ovation and he smiled real big. Everyone chanted his name and threw Ramen Coupons at him making him cry with joy.

The Talent Show Ended with Choji winning and Sasuke stalking him and Orochimaru making a fortune off of the pictures.

Zetsu was haunted with that memory of Choji and shared it with the world and the rest of the Akatsuki.

Ten-Ten asked Choji to marry her. (Strangely he did)

Ino and Sakura lost and became the most popular people on Youtube for their singing.

A Producer from Epic Records saw the two singing and wrote an

Article of their singing saying. "Hobknockers and the worst singers my fragile ears ever heard". Choji was offered a recording contract with over twenty different record labels.

ALL ENDED WELL!

EXCEPT:

SASGAY WAS ENTERED AS A PETIFILE

SAKURA GOT AN STD

INO LOST HER BLONDE HAIR IN A 21 KNICKERS TORNAMENT

NARUTO BECAME HOKAGE BUT HAD OVER 10 CHILDREN FROM HINATA WHICH THEY WERE HAPPY ABOUT BUT HINATA WANTED OVER 20 KIDS TO KEEP THE HYUGA AND UZIMAKI LEGEND GOING.

ZETSU WROTE A BOOK ABOUT HIS EXPERIENCES SEEING CHOJI IN A SPEEDO THONG.

KAKASHI BECAME OBSESSED WITH JIRIYA'S PORN BOOKS THAT HE WROTE AND BOUGHT ALL OF THEM INTO EXTINCTION.

THE END!

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Songs Used

I'm Sexy and I know It By: LMFAO

I'm Awesome By: Spose

I know You want Me By: Jillian

As You Wish By: Alesana

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