Okay, this is just a bit of Christmas fun, but I figured the Doctor and River are always in trouble anyway!

Imagine the version of the song below being sung between the Doctor and River, as they glare at each other for snitching. :D

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I'm getting nothing for Christmas
Amy and Rory are mad
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
Cause I ain't been nothing but bad.

I spiked the warden's Christmas punch.
Somebody snitched on me.
I fought a war while I was drunk.
Somebody snitched on me.

I taunted leagues of Cybermen
Stole the Slytheen's bankroll, then
Spent it all on Louboutin
Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I'm getting nothing for Christmas
Amy and Rory are mad
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
Cause I ain't been nothing but bad.

I stripped the Tardis transmission
Somebody snitched on me
I broke the Sultan's Crystal Dome
Somebody snitched on me.
I helped a dragon to escape
Taught sign language to an ape
Helped her with her latest jape
And somebody snitched on me

Oh we're getting nothing for Christmas
Amy and Rory are mad
We're getting nothing for Christmas
Cause we ain't been nothing but bad.

We won't be seeing Santa Clause
Somebody snitched on me
He won't come visit us because
Somebody snitched on me
We'll return his reindeer double quick
I fixed his sleigh with my magic stick
The wreck was worth it, See my hic*
Somebody snitched on me

So we better be good, whatever we do
But Space and Time we're warning you
We'll make our own fun, for Christmas!

(*hickey/love bite)

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