This is a fic I'm co-writing with my friend Loli. (Thats her penname we came up with. She doesn't have an account) I'll thell you who's chapters whos so...yeah. Enjoy!

-KuroNerd ;D

Chapter 1: God of Irony

LOLI CHAPTER

"I'm gunna' kill you, Ariel."

"Why, you're the one who let yourself be peer pressured into it, nyaa~"

"It's not peer pressure if it's only one person! Why in the name of Jesus did you make me watch that God awful anime?"

"Because I knew you'd hate it, nyaa~ And you know I love to annoy the shit out of people!"

"That you do, that you do."

Two girls are conversing in the hallways of their Junior High school, both quite peculiar to anyone viewing them and their behavior. One with shoulder length brown hair with bangs and one swiped to the right, olive colored skin, wearing a black Bush Gardens Halloween hoodie and jeans with sneakers , staring at the tiny girl beside her with apathetic hazel eyes , lips stretched in a thin line of agitation. She was rather tall, and walked with a slight slouch, tiring of her friend's antics. The tiny girl in question (Authoress: MY GOD I HATE ADMITTING IT), was strange also. She was extremely small, and incredibly thin, her skin was an almost inhuman shade of white, and she changed her walking patterns often, sometimes skipping or prancing, or walking backward and hopping. She had long bottom length reddish-brown hair, pulled back into a messy ponytail with her bangs pushed back, or maybe no bangs at all, it was hard to tell in anyone else's eyes. Her eyes were an icy gray, lacking life even in the artificial rays of the lights overhead, yet they held mischief and perhaps a slight bit of insanity. Her face was freckled and a pair of round glasses sat low on her nose, almost silly. Her lips were curved in a mischievous smirk, sharp teeth showing along with braces. She wore an open green jacket, white t-shirt and worn blue jeans and sneakers. She also had a peculiar speech pattern, ending almost every sentence or action with a meow like suffix. They were both quite cute, but the smaller child-like girl in a naieve way.

These two girls are Sarah and Ariel. Both 8th graders and infamous for mischief all over their school. Ariel kept shooting back Sarah's words with sarcastic comments as they bantered back and forth while walking.

"But it's just so stupid! I mean, SERIOUSLY, it's a magical girl anime about finding your inner self. Why were you watching it in the first place? You only enjoy anime with blood and violence anyway." Sarah continued, complaining to her companion.

"Your right about that, nyan~. And why, you ask? Hmmm, I was tricked into it too. The dude said it would be like High School of the Dead, nya~. Asshole." Ariel replied, eyes averted to the ceiling while tapping her lips and recalling the incident where she kicked his behind for lying to her. Sarah glanced at her and sighed.

"I'm guessing you kicked his ass, right?"

"Yup."

"Figures." Sarah then looked at Ariel to say something else, but Ariel had a far-away look in her eyes, lost once again in her own twisted little mind. She only paused for a moment before stopping, realizing that she was at her destination, math class. "Hey, Ariel. Here's my stop." Ariel snapped out of her trance and turned around to reply, "Ok, I'll see you this afternoon at my house. Can't wait for the sleepover, nyan~. I've got a Social Studies test today, so I'll see ya, nya~!" With a final wave, she pranced off to her class.

Sarah's POV

'Man, I will never understand her tastes in anime. Her favorites are always gory and confusing, and she throws Shugo Chara in my face. Why couldn't she recommend one of the animes she told me about, like Higurashi or School Days? So not worth that 10 bucks, little cat menace.' Sarah was immersed in her thoughts as she sat at her desk, tuning out the teacher's mindless droning.

'Why can I never tell what she thinking? One minute she a happy little kid with hands curled into paws, jumping around, and another minute she's a murderous phsycopath. Oh well, she one of my best friends, I'll never understand why though.' Just then, the bell screeched, startling her as kids ran out to go home.

'Hmm…' Sarah thought. 'Time for the randomness to begin'

Ariel's House/Ariel's POV

"C'mon Chuck Norris, WE CAN BEAT EM'! YOUR CHARIZARD IZ NO MATCH FOR MY CHUCK NORRIS PIKACHU, NYA~!" I screamed at my DSi. I was locked in an epic battle with my Wi-Fi opponent, LIGHT YAGAMI! "Bastard! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CHUCK NORIIIIIIIISSSSSS! DAMMIT PIKACHU,NYA~"

"SHUT THE HELL UP ARIEL!" Sarah screamed at me. "Your so loud, it's just Pokemon." She said, staring at me with a look of annoyance. I was shocked.

"LE GASP! JUST POKEMON NYA~! FOR THE LOVE OF TACOS SARAH, THIS IS A BATTLE TO SEE WHO IS THE SUPERIOR! LIGHT YAGAMI SHALL BE BEATEN BY ME! I SHALL NOT SUCCUMB TO THE DEATH NOTE, NYAN~!" I yelled dramatically, taking a pose with one finger pointed to the sky, with my Dsi in my other hand. She simply stared at me.

"Why do I even come over to your house anymore?"

"Because you love me, nya~" I said with puppy dog eyes, hands curled into paws, a habit of mine.

"Hell no."

"It was worth a try, nyan~" I shrugged. "So, how about we talk about Shugo Chara while I recover from this blow to my ego?" I said with a devilish grin. Sarah visibly cringed at the mention of that horrible atrocity. I hated it just as much though. I always wanted to just jump into the T.V and dismember Amu for being a whiny little bitch. I would LOVE to have charas, and I wouldn't scream and bitch about it like her. AND WHY IN THE FUCK DID SHE END UP WITH IKUTO! SHE DOESN"T DESERVE HIM! AND HE'S LIKE 17! WTF!

"I guess, what did you hate most about it?" Sarah replied.

"Hmm, I guess it was Amu and the fact that there was no depth in the story, nya~. No shocking murder or real challenges. Plus, if Ikuto ends up with her, that would mean his a pedophile, and you know I don't want to see that again after Kodomo no Jinkan, what a perverted anime, nya~." I said with distain.

"Your right 'bout that. I mean, with how crazy and bipolar you are, you could really turn that anime upside down. Of course, I would also take part, but I would be a bit more on the side of fooling the police." Sarah replied with a smug tone. I looked at her with a smile and said, "You bet, with our mind games and skill, we could make Shugo Chara the most horrifying, most EPIC ANIME EVER, NYAN~!" Sarah laughed and leaned back on the pillow of my bed.

"Anyway, how many Shugo Charas would you have? I would probably have 3." I looked at her insanely, suddenly rousing my interest.

"I would have 11, nya~"

"…..WHAT THE HELL? 11 OF THEM! Wait a minute, that wouldn't be too much of a stretch with your bipolar-ness." Sarah said.

"Yeah, your right. But also, if I was in the anime, I WOULD MAKE IT RAIN MOUNTAIN DEW! NYA~" I yelled in exitement of the thought.

"….Mountain Dew? Really? Let me guess, you would make it snow Lolipops?" she deadpanned. I gasped dramatically.

"NO WAY, NYA~! I WOULD MAKE IT RAIN CHOCOLATE!" Cue face palm from my best friend. She recovered and said to me, "You know, it's pretty ironic that were talking about being in an anime we hate. I mean, you're the type of person who would knock the devil off his throne, and your suggesting being in Shugo Chara. Weird."

"Well, your right about the devil part, but for FUCK'S sake, we could make that anime better, nya~. How ironic." I paused momentary before my twisted little brain clicked and it's cogs began turning. 'Ironic. Irony.' I thought. My mind then began to put together a situation. A being of Irony. The embodiment of Irony.

'Like a Deus Ex Machina. Only with Irony. Able to rift time and space, messing with the people who become involved in an ironic situation for his own amusement. Not as sick as mine though…' My thoughts formed another world with a supreme being. Quite strange how such randomness can give birth to genious. The power to bend the fabric of the universe, was figured out by an insane 13 year old child. Just then, reality broke.

"Be careful Sarah, nya~. You don't want to get too deep into irony, or the God of Irony will make it reality." I said. She looked at me strangely.

"You just made that up didn't you?"

"Yup, nya~"

"God of Irony? What the hell?"

…!….

"WHAT THE FUCK,NYA~?"

"HOLY SHIT!" All of a sudden, a great explosion in the fabrics of time occurred, and a figure emerged from the rip in reality. I stared at it, ridiculously.

"Is that a green version of the genie from Aladdin, nya?" Meanwhile, my friend was still freaking out.

"HOLY HELL! ARIEL, A-A THING JUST APPEARED IN YOUR ROOM! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?" I looked at her, offended.

"WHAT DID I DO? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, NYA~!" I yelled in irritation. The genie thing sweadropped and boomed with a loud voice, "I am the God of Irony! Here to grant your wish!"

"….Ok, now I'm convinced you're a genie, nya~" I deadpanned. Sarah stared at me, putting two and two together in her mind, and she was fuming.

"GOD OF IRONY! ARIEL, HOW THE HELL DID YOU MAKE IT COME TRUE! WHAT THE FUCK?" I looked at her, surprised.

"I don't know, nya~!" All of a sudden, I remembered. If my theory was correct, I knew what would happen next. "Oh. SHIT."

"SHUGO CHARA, YOU SAY. WELL, THE GOD OF IRONY SAYS, LET THEIR BE AN ANIME ABOUT IT!"

The room was engulfed in purple and gray swirls, like a whirlpool. 'Yep, I was right.' I thought. The bed we were sitting on began to sink.

"ARIEL, ARIEL! WE'RE SINKING! OH SHIT, WE'RE SINKING!" I smacked her upside the head, although I was shaking slightly too.

"Sarah, calm down, were not going to die, nya~." She looked at me like I had grown a second head.

"Now I am absolutely certain your crazy. Your still my friend though." I smiled, but before I could say a word, we were swept away by the spacial current, the God of Irony disappearing in a puff of green smoke, but not without Sarah yelling out "PRICK!" We both screamed as the current yanked us around and around.

'I feel like I'm gunna be sick.' I thought. Sarah was fineally able to grab hold of my arm, which was surprisingly dry, proving the substance wasn't a liquid.

"Ariel, if we die, it's your fault!" Sarah shouted, to which I replied "It usually is, nya~!" As we were sucked down, my final thoughts before we went under was, 'Did I turn off the oven?'

Everything turned black.

Next chapter preview:

"All kids holds an egg in their souls,The egg of their hearts, Their would be selves but unseen."

"Total Bullshit, nya~" "Right….But where the hell are we?"